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What are some things men don't tell their gfs?


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Assuming its an exclusive relationship and you've been together for awhile.

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How much is in my wallet.

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a balanced analysis of their former relationships.

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a balanced analysis of their former relationships.

 

Lol that's probably true for both sexes.

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I don't know. I'm fairly open in a committed relationship. Generally I don't talk about an ex unless prompted.

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Darn. Is that all? I thought there would be more juicy stuff being hid. :confused:

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Things men tell their buddies that they don't tell their wives and girlfriends.

1. Yes, it's about sex. Men like sex, men like variety. Men like women that enjoy sex, enjoy variety, and are active partners in sex.

2. A man is less likely to feel romantic if a woman is making his life miserable. If you want to cuddle, don't start a fight over leaving the toilet seat up or not taking out the garbage, Buzzkill.

3. Men are passionate about the things women hate. In general, when men tell you they don't like cartoons, stoner movies, action movies, motorcycles, South Park, sports, firearms, the Simpsons, and ESPN, etc. they are lying so that they can have sex with you.

4. Men don't like women's entertainment. I'd rather eat glass than watch Bridget Jones, but I've watched it for sex.:bunny:

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I'm sure when the opportunity is presented for them to either have an awkward conversation/give an explanation they know their gf won't like, or lie, it won't take them too long to choose which avenue to take. ;)

 

Same goes for females as well of course.

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How many of them have fooled around with other dudes.

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Darn. Is that all? I thought there would be more juicy stuff being hid. :confused:

 

 

 

Then you should have rephrased the question as such:

 

 

"What are some things men don't tell their gf's and which they'd be perfectly fine sharing with trolls and others on an internet forum?"

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We masturbate now and then even if we have a perfect relationship and a perfectly willing partner. Sometimes, it's just stress relief and quick to get one out. Nothing personal.

 

We have elaborate and often times perverted sexual fantasies. Hopefully, we are smart enough to keep it in the fantasy-realm. If you are smart, keep some of ours in the fantasy realm even if we blurt it out.

 

We have very fragile egos. Please never hint that we are f$ck ups at work or in bed--that's a sure-fire willy deflator. If we act surly, it's because our egos are bruised.

 

We like it when you believe YOU are the sexiest woman on planet earth, even if you are not. Act the part--it's a huge turn-on. That's especially appreciated if you don't have the beotch attitude to goes along with it. That's doubly appreciated if you think we have the ability to channel the power of the universe through our pelvic thrusts and make the appropriate noises to let us know.

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That we really, really want to sleep with your little sister or your smokin' hot friends.

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Where the porn stash is hidden.

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