Disillusioned Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 I've wanted to be kidless ever since I was a kid myself. But when I reached prime breeding age, my mother (who was a disciple of the "any old cow" school of relationships) used to pester me for grandkids.Too bad I didn't take her up on the offer, she and I could have made some mad money in stud fees renting me out... but I digress. Once she even said "I think you'd be a wonderful daddy." So I told her yeah, I'd be the delinquent dad who gives his kids the BB guns and go-karts I was never allowed to have... and I'd let my kids set stuff on fire! Well, she turned white as a ghost and never pestered me again after that. BTW I learned during my teenage years that people's logic brain cells fry when they become parents... so who knows, I probably would believe that my kid would enucleate his eyeball with a BB gun and get squyrshed by a Mack truck if he had a go-kart... and his old man would be running around wearing his shoes on his head.
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