Ellin Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 The mysterious book gets mentioned a lot on LS but I've never come across it in real life, so I'm curious to know what exactly is in it. I know from the other thread that one things they say is: "It's just bad timing. If I had met you earlier (later) things would have been very different". What other sayings and actions are in the MM's Handbook? Let's have fun.
HappyAtLast Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I can't leave until the dog's pups grow up, they need me.
Author Ellin Posted October 8, 2010 Author Posted October 8, 2010 I'm only staying in my marriage for my kids, not because of my wife. My wife and I are like roommates. My wife won't let me see the kids if I leave. If my wife would find someone else, then I'd be free to be with you. (guess he's not worried about his kids at that point lol) Nice ones.
Author Ellin Posted October 8, 2010 Author Posted October 8, 2010 I can't leave until the dog's pups grow up, they need me. Lol!!...
TigerCub Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I've never felt like this before. I feel like a love struck kid for the first time in my life. Being with her is a huge contrast. In the future, I will come find you, I don't care what it takes, I'll do what I need to, to be with you.
Star_Bright Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I can't leave until my last kid is in college... or until I've saved up enough money... or until my wife finds a job... or until the economy gets better and my house value and stock market investments go back up... or until Jupiter collides with Mars... or until the Redkins win a Superbowl... My wife is sick... my wife is crazy... my wife is emotionally abusive... my wife is ugly... my wife doesn't give me sex... my wife has three heads that she often takes off and throws at me but I'm staying married to her anyway... I sleep on the couch... I sleep in the spare bedroom... I sleep in the doghouse (that one is probably sometimes true) I'm moving out... with my dad... with my friend... into a hotel... into my friend's empty house, with one suit and a book like I'm going on vacation (this one actually happened in my sitch) I'm looking for a place but can't find one I like yet... because they're too expensive... they're in a bad part of town... the lease is too long... or, wait a minute, it's actually because none of them have a wife who will cook and clean and take care of my kids as well as you on the side to give me BJs and tell me I'm sexy (this one is true)...
Star_Bright Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I love you (when it suits me) I want to be with you (once in awhile) I've never felt this way about anyone (because I've never gotten away with being this so d*mn selfish) There's no one else for me out there (because no one else lets me get away with being this so d*mn selfish) My wife just doesn't understand me (because my head's so far up my @ss) I feel like a robot when I'm with my wife (because she's not always buying my BS and having wild crazy forbidden sex with me like you are) I will do whatever it takes to be with you (as long as you don't actually think that means getting a divorce) I only want you (and my wife and my life as I know it) It's really not just about the sex and ego stroking (is she really still buying this *****?!) ((((((Yeah, if you can't tell, I'm bitter.)))))))
BB07 Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 "Just hang on a little bit longer baby, I'll make it up to you" "She has a gun" "She doesn't care about me....it's the money" "I want someone to love me for ME" "I have to go back because it's the right thing to do" :sick:
Star_Bright Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 This is cathartic, thank you. I've never cheated on my wife before (...the first time which was way back when) If you tell my wife she'll have a nervous breakdown (...before she kills me) Why would I lie to you (...when you let me get away with anything I do and say) With you I can be myself and tell you everything (...you want to hear) It'll all be worth it in the end (for me... so stick around till I'm done with you)
TigerCub Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 "She has a gun" :laugh: I almost spit out my coffee!! That one is PRICELESS!! So FUNNY!
Fieldsofgold Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I've never felt like this before. I feel like a love struck kid for the first time in my life. Being with her is a huge contrast. In the future, I will come find you, I don't care what it takes, I'll do what I need to, to be with you. Yes, these! and: If I weren't already married, I would marry you. (me: oh, gee, thanks. I feel so special now!) I haven't made love with her in over two years. I would have already gotten a divorce, but I just can't afford it. You're the woman I always hoped I'd meet, but never thought I would. I love you more than you think. You're always bringing up the past. (after finding out the previous night that he is married and has an OW) I couldn't call/text you because I lost/broke my phone (again?) I couldn't get a cell phone signal. When my youngest daughter graduates college, then I can divorce (turned out baby girl is a last semester senior, 24, and married!)
Star_Bright Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 If I weren't already married, I would marry you. (me: oh, gee, thanks. I feel so special now!) I got: will you marry me? When of course he already is married. I think there's a spot on Big Love for me!
BB07 Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 :laugh: I almost spit out my coffee!! That one is PRICELESS!! So FUNNY! Glad you got your laugh......sadly it's true.
TigerCub Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Oh and this little gem: If you're the one for me - where have you been all my life?? Why didn't I meet you before her?!!! WTF do you say to that? maybe - where have YOU been all MY life? Oh yeah - that's right, you were busy knocking up the girl you'll never marry but will repeatedly cheat on - oh yeah, that's right, I forgot
TigerCub Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Glad you got your laugh......sadly it's true. That is so ridiculous its just way too funny. Aaaaw BB, you always know how to cheer us up
Author Ellin Posted October 8, 2010 Author Posted October 8, 2010 Just remembered one my friend heard from her MM. "It doesn't matter we're not always together and I spend most of the time with my family - the most important thing is our feelings, that we think about each other, you and me. This is what really counts."
BB07 Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) "I can't get a phone right now because....(insert various BS excuses." This is the one that I hang my head in shame that I believed. I was such a good little unknowing OW, wasn't I? :rolleyes: "I will love you till the day I die" "I've never felt that before" If the last one was true.......too bad for him uh....he never will again uh. Damn I was good.....LOL Edited October 8, 2010 by BB07
Author Ellin Posted October 8, 2010 Author Posted October 8, 2010 I sleep on the couch... I sleep in the spare bedroom... I sleep in the doghouse (that one is probably sometimes true) My favourite one from this category was, I believe, what Confused4Now heard: "I sleep in the same bed as my H but there is a huge pillow separating us"... (sorry C4N)
TigerCub Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 "I can't get a phone right now because....(insert various BS excuses." This is the one that I hang my head in shame that I believed. I was such a good little unknowing OW, wasn't I? :rolleyes: Aaaw don't feel bad, we're all amatures the first time KIDDING - there will be no second time for me or u. I know that! " "I will love you till the day I die" "I've never felt that before" Oh TOTALLY!!!: I love you NOW & FOREVER!!! (but please don't ask me to prove it in actions, cuz uhm, well I'm busy, uhm trying to blindside baby momma - but baby, its YOU that I love!)
TexasWildflower Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 I'm new here..and just had to comment on this one..but my very favorite was: "You are my soul-mate"
herenow Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Please don't forget: We are soulmates. What the heck is a soulmate anyway?
on a learning curve Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 "I can't get a phone right now because....(insert various BS excuses." This is the one that I hang my head in shame that I believed. I was such a good little unknowing OW, wasn't I? :rolleyes: "I will love you till the day I die" "I've never felt that before" If the last one was true.......too bad for him uh....he never will again uh. Damn I was good.....LOL Omg... I love you for this. All of it. Made me smile for the first time in days.
xxxheartbrokenxxx Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 "She has a gun" This cracked me up too, how funny!
TexasWildflower Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 "If only we met years ago, we would be together today" "I will tell her about us - tomorrow"
desertIslandCactus Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 Unable to leave for reasons of conscience, don't want to end A for reasons of love. I'm searching for resolution in which all parties can come out the other side with minimal damage.. (when h freezes)
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