Disillusioned Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 I joined an OLD that I won't name, and for my profile, I dashed off the most honest, most florid, most descriptive masterpiece I've ever put online. UNTIL... My buddy also posted his pic and profile on the site, and after he checked out the women's profiles, he concluded that none of them were serious about seeking a man, and he said so. At that point, as my Native American ancestors would have phrased it, my heart grew very bad toward these women. I updated my profile: "Once upon a time, I dreamed of that day when I'd get to say "I do" and I'd never be lonely anymore. But it was not to be. Every year I thought this will be the year, only to learn that I lied to myself again when I'm spending the holidays alone. I don't know why that is... but I've learned that women are not attracted to men who are 6'6", healthy, financially stable, sober, homeowners, or who have a steady job. If I'm a monster, you helped turn me into one. Over the years I've learned that there is no bigger thrill for a woman than to withhold love from lonely men. I've learned that women are unloving, ungrateful, and incredibly selfish. You think I sound bitter? Good! You think I sound negative? Even better! I have no kids because I don't want any. As long as you have the attitude that it's ok for you to keep breaking men's hearts, none of them will want to father your child. I hope you like animals, because they're going to be the only companions you're ever going to have. When I get old, I'm going to die alone, with nobody to come visit me. When YOU get old (and eventually you will), you're going to learn how it feels to be lonely and unloved when you're lying in bed in a nursing home. In the meantime, go out to your bars, have all the sex you want, get drunk, have abortions, waste your money on fancy junk... go out and live it up. You only live once, right? You're probably not even a woman... you're just some guy who thinks it's pretty damn funny to post fake profiles and see who messages you. Just hope for your sake there's no law of karma..." Believe it or not, the revised profile got 3 messages within an hour, something the original was unable to pull off in 3 weeks. I replied to all 3 and told them to FOAD.
OceanGirl Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 I am a female but feel the same way. I seem to repel men and I don't think any man has ever been in love with me. Cheers to dying alone!
OceanGirl Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 I am also trying to figure out if life is worth living if you are going to spend in alone and never feel what it's like to be in love. How do you get through each day? (I am serious)
Lemontang Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 Simple you just keep throwing the line out. Eventually a fish will hook, even without any bait. Also coming here (to LS) really does help, you get different perspectives on how others go about the same issue and it helps you formulate your own way to do things you normally wouldn't have thought of. That or you could spend $300-$400 an hour for the full boyfriend/girlfriend experience, but then that's not really my cup of tea anyway.
Author Disillusioned Posted October 7, 2010 Author Posted October 7, 2010 I am a female but feel the same way. I seem to repel men and I don't think any man has ever been in love with me. Cheers to dying alone! I am also trying to figure out if life is worth living if you are going to spend in alone and never feel what it's like to be in love. How do you get through each day? (I am serious) The needle-in-a-haystack mentality has a lot to do with it... plus I have a lot of hobbies including one which accidentally turned into a business in the last couple of weeks. Sounds like I need to clear out my spare bedroom and send you a train ticket. That or you could spend $300-$400 an hour for the full boyfriend/girlfriend experience, but then that's not really my cup of tea anyway. Or, waste $5K for some big-headed professional to fix you up because she knows better than you what kind of person you're looking for. Usually they hitch you up with some cow who's pretty much the opposite of what turns you on.
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