Why do women always talk about their periods?

[carhill]

Oh, let's not get the stars at the LS office aligned, OK?....

 

OP, I forget, have you been married? Oy.... IME, once you're in that realm, unless you build a tall wall with lots of Johnny Walker bottles, you're going to hear everything and smell everything

 

'Honey, can you close the door when you're in there? Oh, and turn on the fan, OK?' And, no, the septic tank doesn't like tampons'

[Star Gazer]

Oh, let's not get the stars at the LS office aligned, OK?....

 

 

But seriously... if only men could experience the cramping. Oh, the cramping...

[carhill]

Does passing a kidney stone or gallstone qualify? BTDT. Surely wouldn't want to do it monthly... I only recall about 2 seconds of the kidney stone; the rest of the 20 minutes I was passed out on the floor. I think I'll pass on having babies too

 

Men talk about their scars. 'Yeah, the nailgun put one right in there. It'd gone in deeper if it hadn't hit the bone'

[Star Gazer]

Does passing a kidney stone or gallstone qualify? BTDT. Surely wouldn't want to do it monthly... I only recall about 2 seconds of the kidney stone; the rest of the 20 minutes I was passed out on the floor. I think I'll pass on having babies too

 

Men talk about their scars. 'Yeah, the nailgun put one right in there. It'd gone in deeper if it hadn't hit the bone'

 

But passing a stone isn't gender specific, and our pee holes are about the same size. I've done the kidney stone too...

[florence of suburbia]

Well, men talk about their balls. My daughter says the 6th grade boys in art class were discussing the state of their balls around the art table.

 

How's it hangin'?

[carhill]

Old guys just scratch theirs...

 

Speaking of balls, I wonder if getting kneed in the nuts is equivalent in effect to a woman's cramps. Women don't have testicles

[Titania22]

Speaking of periods;

 

I was playing articulate with some kids. (you have to make your team memeber say a word without saying the word, and there is a time limit.)

 

So I said,

 

"Your mum gets this once a month."

 

The answer was, a 'bank statement'.