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well if i dave were to perhaps have a friend who maybe had a little obsession with a chicken egg and to this i will state the fact that he observes and sucks on a chicken egg from the fridge in a mastu-r-abotry manner..............................is this behavior normal??? methinks not but if his arousal brings plesurem then maybe some quiche is in order???????????

modern-rocketro aside well maybe they ought to submit vomit as evidense for burger-bush of dick as d female in a lay and some cheese and a

 

you will find a meathod to the maddness of my love and some sex

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Originally posted by Dave1234

.....you will find a meathod to the maddness of my love and some sex

 

:love:

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Originally posted by Darkangelism

egg sucking...do u mean balls?

 

No you sicko, some quiche.

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Didn't Samson imply he had cracked the code? Samson - where are you when we need you???

 

NO Dave such behaviour is NOT normal (especially the the vomit and the burger bush).

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Originally posted by dyermaker

 

 

No you sicko, some quiche.

 

 

ok, thanks bro, you really have been picking on me tonight,lol, i dont care, im in a good mood.

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Originally posted by Darkangelism

ok, thanks bro, you really have been picking on me tonight,lol, i dont care, im in a good mood.

 

I figured you could take it, if I'm genuinely hostile, you'll know :p

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If a spherical object should bring your joy and masturbatory pleasure, why give a flying f**k what others think?

 

You seem to need approval. D

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Please try not to be too cruel in that we all know here that Dave is severely mentally challenged and we are his only friends. Please try to understand him but at least don't cut him down. Despite his severe handicaps, he is very sensitive and sometimes makes tremendous contributions to this forum in the area of unusual sexual pursuits.

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Tony

 

You are right. I should not judge our challenged friend but, in fact, should strive for greater understanding of his needs and frailties.

 

Thank you for pointing that out.

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tell all who insult to go jump in a lake.......fro i dave have all sprem powers which is normal sexual pursuits##$%@%^^%@^#*&I thank thee thou loveshaker supreme being........................................................................................................................

 

 

i will beat thee self with raw meat and retire to lhabit5ing the closet with the feline creatures

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Originally posted by jester

Tony, looks like you've made a new friend! :D

 

That's what mister 150 lbs thought, look at what Dave did to HIM!

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quote:I thank thee thou loveshaker supreme

 

Tony, looks like you've made a new friend!

 

You missed a word, Jester. I believe Tony's founded a cult and found a follower all in one fell swoop:

 

actually posted by Dave

 

I thank thee thou loveshaker supreme being

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That's what mister 150 lbs thought, look at what Dave did to HIM!

 

Good point, Dyer. You mean we're going to get questions from Dave as to how to dispose of Tony's body?

 

Great, I'll begin the research right now. :D

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