Gold Pile Posted August 15, 2010 Posted August 15, 2010 I went to the adult bookstore to buy an inflatable sheep. ( a gag gift for a friend) There he was "Rotten Robbie, the Albino". That's what we called him years ago when he 1st moved into our neighborhood. At 1st they called him "Bad Bob the Albino" after the Stacey Keach character in the movie "Judge Roy Bean". Robert, a tall mean looking albino threatened to F%ck up anyone who called him Bob, so Robbie it was. Now, as then, he was dressed all in black and wore a straw hat. He was no country bumpkin...the hat was to protect his albino skin from the sun. In our intolerant youth we never said much to this new kid, sad thing is some younger kids would have picked on him if he wasn't so mean and scary. Us "older" kids just kept our distance, I for one always said hello when our paths crossed. That was about the nicest anyone under 25 treated him. But he wasn't a sad character, he was sort of scary and had a certain sense of style, confident too. Now, so many years later, he said "Pile, is that you?" ...."yup, hi Robert" . As we briefly caught up on things, I was very aware that he was holding 2 dog leashes, one was attached to an attractive brunette 35ish lady, the other to a skinny young albino man. They were silent till Robert told them to say hello. They called him sir. Robert was selecting assorted bondage gear that was on sale. He handed the chosen items to his skinny "slave" and the Brunette "slave" paid for it all. An intense and sorta cool gig Robert had going. I tried to tell him of my successes in life but he seemed condescending. (maybe we should have called him the arrogant albino). In a risky move I told him that I'd been known to snap a whip or two, I handed him my card and offered that I could help with discipline if the Brunette got out of line. He pointed to the package I was carrying and said " stick to your sheep, Pile" The 3 of them laughed, as did the store clerk and the only other customer in there.
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