smk Posted August 7, 2010 Posted August 7, 2010 Before I write any further ladies I want to just clarify that I mean no disrespect to you whatsoever, and I am not sexist, I just found this really funny and thought I would brighten up everyones day a little... So I am having a drink with a married friend of mine the other day and we are talking about why women are sometimes so uptight and stressed out and he comes up with a theory... Now Henie a happily married chap been married almost 4 years now, been with his wife for almost 7. But he reckons that women need to fart more - hang on now, he claims that effectively a fart is a build up of pressure in your system and the act of farting is releases that build of gas thereby thereby reducing the pressure (or something along those lines). Anyways guys fart, lets be honest we don't do it in public but when the need arises we will find a convenient location and let rip... Girls on the other hand i don't know... So back to his theory, he believes that if women farted more then they would have less pressure and stress in their lives because by farting they are releasing some o the pressure... I just cracked up when I heard this, now picture a group of people mostly couples sitting around and this guy talking like he has cracked some secret code and holding everyones attention... So I guess maybe if women let rip more often they would lead a less stressful life... I hope this makes someone laugh....
bonpaw2008 Posted August 7, 2010 Posted August 7, 2010 Funny and cute and made me smile, but did not make me fart
Author smk Posted August 7, 2010 Author Posted August 7, 2010 Funny and cute and made me smile, but did not make me fart It cracked me up, I remember my ex once saying to me that it would take her a lifetime of being with me before she could fart in front of me.... But you know you wanna just let one rip, it's just liberating, hehehehe... Stand in the middle of an empty field and rip away, release the pressure.... Hehehe
Shakz Posted August 7, 2010 Posted August 7, 2010 It cracked me up, I remember my ex once saying to me that it would take her a lifetime of being with me before she could fart in front of me.... But you know you wanna just let one rip, it's just liberating, hehehehe... Stand in the middle of an empty field and rip away, release the pressure.... Hehehe That's why she's an ex. When you can freely and unapologetically fart before your SO, why, its as good as a marriage proposal.
cookie2 Posted August 7, 2010 Posted August 7, 2010 That's why she's an ex. When you can freely and unapologetically fart before your SO, why, its as good as a marriage proposal. Yep I can vouch for that. My ex started farting in front of me right after we got engaged!!
This Hurts Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 My ex loved to fart and sh*t and was not shy in telling me so, and she's STILL a selfish, inconsiderate, slutty, emotionless b*tch, so sadly I don't think that theory is accurate... However, I don't know if that hypothesis only applies to SANE girls, if that's the case, then it might still be correct
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