DenverBachelor Posted July 31, 2010 Posted July 31, 2010 A broken hearted man was casually strolling down the street whistling an old tune stuck in his head. He came across a container with a note that read, "don't rub me the wrong way." Curiosity got the better of him as he picked it up and began rubbing it with vigour. Out popped a Genie who instantly told the man, "I'm going to give you one wish. What do you want?" The man thought for several moments and, after much internal debate, told the Genie, "I want my ex to love me again." "You got it, brother," the Genie shouted. Suddenly, the man received a text on his phone. The text read, "hey, I'm so sorry I broke up with you 4 months ago. Will you give me another chance?" The man had been waiting so long to hear this from the woman he once loved. He was so excited that he now had that second chance he had always dreamed of receiving. With a huge grin on his face, the man texted back to her, "**** OFF!" And he lived happily ever after.
bonpaw2008 Posted July 31, 2010 Posted July 31, 2010 a broken hearted man was casually strolling down the street whistling an old tune stuck in his head. He came across a container with a note that read, "don't rub me the wrong way." curiosity got the better of him as he picked it up and began rubbing it with vigour. Out popped a genie who instantly told the man, "i'm going to give you one wish. What do you want?" the man thought for several moments and, after much internal debate, told the genie, "i want my ex to love me again." "you got it, brother," the genie shouted. Suddenly, the man received a text on his phone. The text read, "hey, i'm so sorry i broke up with you 4 months ago. Will you give me another chance?" the man had been waiting so long to hear this from the woman he once loved. He was so excited that he now had that second chance he has always dreamed of receiving. With a huge grin on his face, the man texted back to her, "**** off!" and he lived happily ever after. perfect!!!!!!
This Hurts Posted July 31, 2010 Posted July 31, 2010 A broken hearted man was casually strolling down the street whistling an old tune stuck in his head. He came across a container with a note that read, "don't rub me the wrong way." Curiosity got the better of him as he picked it up and began rubbing it with vigour. Out popped a Genie who instantly told the man, "I'm going to give you one wish. What do you want?" The man thought for several moments and, after much internal debate, told the Genie, "I want my ex to love me again." "You got it, brother," the Genie shouted. Suddenly, the man received a text on his phone. The text read, "hey, I'm so sorry I broke up with you 4 months ago. Will you give me another chance?" The man had been waiting so long to hear this from the woman he once loved. He was so excited that he now had that second chance he had always dreamed of receiving. With a huge grin on his face, the man texted back to her, "**** OFF!" And he lived happily ever after. :lmao:
smk Posted July 31, 2010 Posted July 31, 2010 :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Just what I needed tonight
YellowShark Posted July 31, 2010 Posted July 31, 2010 A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
This Hurts Posted July 31, 2010 Posted July 31, 2010 Sadly, I don't think I'd have the courage to do that, though. Maybe after 4 months of pure, beautiful NC...
This Hurts Posted July 31, 2010 Posted July 31, 2010 Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!" LOL! My ex is naturally a blonde. She's honestly pretty dumb, I'm not gonna lie :laugh:
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