YellowShark Posted July 29, 2010 Posted July 29, 2010 Three months of NC and I was parking near my EX's place of work today - (while going elsewhere for a meeting.) And damn it, who walks down the side walk as I am pulling into the only public parking lot in the area? My EX of seven years. Sadly she looked absolutely stunning... Then as I am walking into the meeting I get a text from her "What are you doing on ________ street?" Double ugh. Man, if I was two minutes earlier or later I would have never seen her. Fate is a harsh mistress. But it is true... Tonight I feel like 3 months of NC never happened. I need a stiff drink!
DenverBachelor Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Three months of NC and I was parking near my EX's place of work today - (while going elsewhere for a meeting.) And damn it, who walks down the side walk as I am pulling into the only public parking lot in the area? My EX of seven years. Sadly she looked absolutely stunning... Then as I am walking into the meeting I get a text from her "What are you doing on ________ street?" Double ugh. Man, if I was two minutes earlier or later I would have never seen her. Fate is a harsh mistress. But it is true... Tonight I feel like 3 months of NC never happened. I need a stiff drink! She probably thinks you're stalking her. How did you answer her text?
DenverBachelor Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Three months of NC and I was parking near my EX's place of work today - (while going elsewhere for a meeting.) And damn it, who walks down the side walk as I am pulling into the only public parking lot in the area? My EX of seven years. Sadly she looked absolutely stunning... Then as I am walking into the meeting I get a text from her "What are you doing on ________ street?" Double ugh. Man, if I was two minutes earlier or later I would have never seen her. Fate is a harsh mistress. But it is true... Tonight I feel like 3 months of NC never happened. I need a stiff drink! She probably thinks you're stalking her. How did you answer her text?
Author YellowShark Posted July 30, 2010 Author Posted July 30, 2010 She probably thinks you're stalking her. How did you answer her text? Exactly what went through my head DB. I waited until the meeting was over and replied: "Meeting at ___________. BTW you look great." She replied: "Thank you." That was the extent of the communication. Funny enough I had deleted her off my phone but I guess she hasn't deleted me. Odd how she happened to be walking by literally as I was pulling into the lot. D'oh!
DenverBachelor Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Exactly what went through my head DB. I waited until the meeting was over and replied: "Meeting at ___________. BTW you look great." She replied: "Thank you." That was the extent of the communication. Funny enough I had deleted her off my phone but I guess she hasn't deleted me. Odd how she happened to be walking by literally as I was pulling into the lot. D'oh! Maybe she's stalking you.
Rifareal Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Atleast you are in your senses and not affected by how stunning she looks. Coincidence you'll never know when it hits you i hope this things wouldn't happen to me.
Author YellowShark Posted July 30, 2010 Author Posted July 30, 2010 Maybe she's stalking you. HA! Not likely. We were together seven years and she cheated on me twice.. and I finally dumped her. But she did look amazing. Back to NC! Weird how I would have never seen her had I been one minute earlier or one minute later... but it's true what people say... set me back a whole bunch.
DenverBachelor Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Weird how I would have never seen her had I been one minute earlier or one minute later... but it's true what people say... set me back a whole bunch. It's just weird because we never realize all the times we're within one minute of meeting someone but don't.
Author YellowShark Posted July 30, 2010 Author Posted July 30, 2010 Atleast you are in your senses and not affected by how stunning she looks. She is quite a head-turner, a tall, regal, strawberry-blonde who is at least 6 foot in her heels. She walks like a supermodel strutting down the catwalk. On the first date we had 7 years ago she walked up and I just about lost my mind. Yet she's a serial cheater, she cheated on her EX - (not with me, she was divorced by then.) And she cheated on me. So I look at her now as a mint Ferrari... but with a blown engine, and serious wiring problems! But damn, she sure looked great today in that dress and heels. ugh. Get out of my head foul temptress!
bonpaw2008 Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 It's just weird because we never realize all the times we're within one minute of meeting someone but don't. Now we all need to jump in the Hot Tub Time Machine and make sure we turn right instead of left the first time around.....
DenverBachelor Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Now we all need to jump in the Hot Tub Time Machine and make sure we turn right instead of left the first time around..... You had me at tub.
smk Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Now we all need to jump in the Hot Tub Time Machine and make sure we turn right instead of left the first time around..... 1) anything involving a hot tub works for me (however lets work on getting a good m:f ratio).... 2) Time machine - in that case we may as well have some fun and win the lottery while we are at it... I may feel like crap but lets be honest crap would feel a lot better with a hundred mill in the bank sitting on yacht in the Mediterranean , smokin a cigar, sippin on cristal, surrounded by a bevy of scantily clad ladies....
bonpaw2008 Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 1) anything involving a hot tub works for me (however lets work on getting a good m:f ratio).... 2) Time machine - in that case we may as well have some fun and win the lottery while we are at it... I may feel like crap but lets be honest crap would feel a lot better with a hundred mill in the bank sitting on yacht in the Mediterranean , smokin a cigar, sippin on cristal, surrounded by a bevy of scantily clad ladies.... LOL and what would our exes say to us after we won the lottery? We won't know because our assistants will be screen our calls
bonpaw2008 Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 You had me at tub. Hope there is one at the rebound ball!!! I may not even pack a suit
smk Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 LOL and what would our exes say to us after we won the lottery? We won't know because our assistants will be screen our calls who cares what they say - we will be too busy having a good time - they can however join us on the mega yacht to catch a glimpse of what they are missing on...
bonpaw2008 Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 who cares what they say - we will be too busy having a good time - they can however join us on the mega yacht to catch a glimpse of what they are missing on... They can not join, they can see the pictures in People magazine
smk Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 They can not join, they can see the pictures in People magazine Yacht - $60,000,000 Scantily Clad Beauties - $1,000,000 Cristal - $500,000 Look on their faces - PRICELESS for everything else there is LS.....
cookie2 Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 They can join - we need bait when we go for a spin in the shark cage, right?
bonpaw2008 Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 They can join - we need bait when we go for a spin in the shark cage, right? Very true.....and people to serve us drinks and clean....
smk Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Very true.....and people to serve us drinks and clean.... you sure about this - they could easily slip something in there....
bonpaw2008 Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 you sure about this - they could easily slip something in there.... Yea I am back to having them as far away as possible, all the tears and begging for us to come back will disrupt the party when the police have to be called to drag them away.....
smk Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 Yea I am back to having them as far away as possible, all the tears and begging for us to come back will disrupt the party when the police have to be called to drag them away..... or we could just have captain Jack Sparrows crew deal with them... aye matey... (with a pirate accent)
Author YellowShark Posted July 30, 2010 Author Posted July 30, 2010 They can join - we need bait when we go for a spin in the shark cage, right? BEWARE of the Yellowsharks... they are VERY hungry!
smk Posted July 30, 2010 Posted July 30, 2010 BEWARE of the Yellowsharks... they are VERY hungry! hehehehe - dude sorry for jacking your board....
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