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So we can probably agree on the basic ones like cheating, hitting, wearing black socks with sandals, etc. But what are some other deal breakers that you never thought existed until they became, well, a deal breaker?

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So we can probably agree on the basic ones like cheating, hitting, wearing black socks with sandals, etc. But what are some other deal breakers that you never thought existed until they became, well, a deal breaker?

 

1. Not college educated

2. No ambition

3. Too religious

4. Doesn't believe in abortion

5. Doesn't like to try new foods

 

Didn't think I'd care about these things until I dated girls with these traits...

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10. Bald head.

9. Fishy smell.

8. Hair lip.

7. Fewer than ten teeth.

6. Chews toenails.

5. Farts alot.

4. Mustache.

3. Shingles.

2. VD

............and the number one reason Shakes won't return your calls,

 

1. Doesn't wear socks with sandals.

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  1. Elephantitis.
  2. Either needs to be or has been lobotomized.
  3. Consistent irrational behaviour.

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What if it is just mild elephantitis?

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Reliant on location of inflammation, I suppose a little elephantiasis might be okay.

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Well, omitting the obvious ones such as major disfigurement and such...

 

1. Drug/Alcohol Abuser

2. Too Religious

3. Too Immature

4. Too Bitchy

5. Too Outgoing

6. No Sense of Humor

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............and the number one reason Shakes won't return your calls,

 

1. Doesn't wear socks with sandals.

 

 

lol, well damn if a sense of humor doesn't offset at least SOME of these deal breakers!! that's hilarious, thanks for playing!

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1. Bitter.

2. Doormat.

3. Puts women on pedestals/unrealistic view of women.

4. Lack of discrimination.

5. No sense of humor.

6. Stupid.

7. Out of shape.

8. Rude to waitstaff, ect.

9. Doesn't like a debate.

10. Unkind.

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lol, well damn if a sense of humor doesn't offset at least SOME of these deal breakers!! that's hilarious, thanks for playing!

 

Did I at least get the home game?

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Did I at least get the home game?

 

dood, you got the official, battery-powered, interactive, plastic-coated, full color edition, WITH the dvd AND the extra set of dice!!

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So we can probably agree on the basic ones like cheating, hitting, wearing black socks with sandals, etc. But what are some other deal breakers that you never thought existed until they became, well, a deal breaker?

 

It's a deal breaker if they fail to agree that Don Martin is a genius.

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It's a deal breaker if they fail to agree that Don Martin is a genius.

 

Hah!

 

(Otherwords to make response long enough to post.)

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- Doesn't like dogs.

- Has two first names as a full name, as in John James, George Michael, etc.

- Enjoyed middle school and has fond memories of it.

 

:p

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deal breakers :

is taller than me

refuses to do what i say

is not totally hot looking

is ugly

is one of those girls who holds the stop signs on road construction projects

does construction work of any kind

is a truck driver

is not wild in the bedroom

is too wild in the bedroom

tries to tell me what to do

tries to 'dress" me

will not put out after the 2nd date

will not use dental floss

wears conservative, ugly underwear

will not get breast implants if i tell her she needs them

buys me an electric shaver for christmas

buys me any kind appliance for christmas

chews tabacco

will not do oral

trys to take me shopping

tells me i watch too much football

tells me she doesn't want me skydiving anymore

if she belches

if she complains when i belch

tries to make me watch movies like "sleepless in seattle"

tries to make me watch any kind of movie

tries to send me to the store to rent a movie

tries to send me to the store for anything

tries to make me do anything, actually

will not go to the store for me when i need some thing

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My newest one since 2008 relates to me (It should be her dealbreaker on me, but I pre-emptively turn the tables with crafty cuteness :p )... and would have to be ;

 

- Her inability to recognize the validity, enjoy, or at LEAST be tolerant of (with a "hes cute" smile) my obsession with a certain Emmy award winning TV series, in which I am a self-confessed "wingnut" (a term to describe a fan of the NBC television drama series == The West Wing ==) and for going on 3 years, watch at least 1-5 episodes per week minimum.

 

I'm OK to watch it by myself if she falls under the "tolerate" category, but regardless of any category I'd respectfully insist she have watched all 154 episodes once with me if she hasn't already seen it prior to our relationship, or be open to giving it another go, with me together as a couples activity.

 

If she is in the "enjoy" category I'd prefer she watch a season here and there with me in segmented chronology, so that I may hold her close for each 40 mins of viewing, and hopefully convert her further to the cult of Wingnutism, with the experience of my channeled passion for the greatest television anyone will ever see or make.

 

If she has disdain for my passion, I don't see how I could get past that - is my point. Let Bartlet be Bartlet, Woman!

 

In return for any tolerance she gives. I may even be able to forgive and tolerate my SO liking the show "Glee" and using the term "gleek" to describe herself and her friends (and even tolerate them discussing it in my prescence). OK she'd have to be pretty freakin attractive too, to get over that annoying barrier.

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1. Idolizes Sarah Palin

2. BO can be smelled a block away

3. Wants to be in the running for the fattest man in the universe

4. Picks nose and eats boogers

5. His mother is his sister (genetically)

6. Has a hunchback

 

I have low standards. :p

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Plays mindgames

Overly dramatic

Rude

Cockiness

Shorter than me (unless it's a girl)

Has self-damaging issues

Doesnt like kids

No ambition

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deal breakers :

is taller than me

refuses to do what i say

is not totally hot looking

is ugly

is one of those girls who holds the stop signs on road construction projects

does construction work of any kind

is a truck driver

is not wild in the bedroom

is too wild in the bedroom

tries to tell me what to do

tries to 'dress" me

will not put out after the 2nd date

will not use dental floss

wears conservative, ugly underwear

will not get breast implants if i tell her she needs them

buys me an electric shaver for christmas

buys me any kind appliance for christmas

chews tabacco

will not do oral

trys to take me shopping

tells me i watch too much football

tells me she doesn't want me skydiving anymore

if she belches

if she complains when i belch

tries to make me watch movies like "sleepless in seattle"

tries to make me watch any kind of movie

tries to send me to the store to rent a movie

tries to send me to the store for anything

tries to make me do anything, actually

will not go to the store for me when i need some thing

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:!!!! SDA, that's all?

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i used to thing a deal breaker would be not a christian and that went out the door.

 

but i guess if i wasnt in a relationship my deal breakers would be

 

no job

no car

makes fun of people

 

thats pretty much it. ha.

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So we can probably agree on the basic ones like cheating, hitting, wearing black socks with sandals, etc. But what are some other deal breakers that you never thought existed until they became, well, a deal breaker?

 

- Keeps exes around as friends.

 

- Bad mouths her exes.

 

- Was in a serious relationship as recent as a few months ago.

 

- No job and/or not in school.

 

- Smokes.

 

- Little or no independence from her family.

 

- Virgin.

 

All I can think of right now, lol.

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Anyone who's not my husband! :laugh:

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1. Doesn't have a job

2. Doesn't have a car/doesn't drive

3. Doesn't ever laugh at my humor (Usually they end up being arrogant and way too into themselves!! A sense of humor doesn't just mean laughing at your own jokes all the time!)

4. Doesn't smell good

5. Not interested in college

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1. Bitter.

2. Doormat.

3. Puts women on pedestals/unrealistic view of women.

4. Lack of discrimination.

5. No sense of humor.

6. Stupid.

7. Out of shape.

8. Rude to waitstaff, ect.

9. Doesn't like a debate.

10. Unkind.

I'm 1,2,3, probably 7 and maybe a couple of others. I don't think I qualify.

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