Oddest Excuses

[Gero]

What is the strangest reason that someone has given you for not wanting to continue seeing you?

 

What was the strangest reason you gave to someone else?

 

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I have heard a ton of them such as "We have too much in common." and "You're too social for me."

 

Keep in mind that I am far from social and only have a few friends that I ever hang out with.

[USMCHokie]

In the end, reasons don't matter. I stopped asking for them and stopped giving them.

[Gero]

In the end, reasons don't matter. I stopped asking for them and stopped giving them.

 

I'm just trying to understand why people say some of these things because I have heard some off the wall excuses that I can't help but laugh at.

[Pfiend101]

It's not you its me.

 

Got stung by that one my first real relationship lol

[Billzebub]

Reasons I have dumped girls (I wasn't forthcoming about this):

 

drank too much

didn't shave legs

could see her scalp through her hairline

double chin

didn't enjoy sex with her

too clingy too soon

[Maggotface]

The only crazy thing that comes to mind is not what someone said to break things off with me, it was what he said that made me not want to be with him anymore.

 

I am Atheist and had a very Christian boyfriend tell me, "God put us together so I could fix you." He knew way before hand that we didn't have the same beliefs.

[yah]

I think I said something vague like wanting wanting more out of life, being a free spirit and that I had a spiritual "feeling" it wouldn't work between us.

 

Truth was, I met him at a club when I was drunk, I didn't remember him but my friends did. I felt bad when he asked me out so we went on 2 dates because I didn't know how to say no.

[Diezel]

"I'm kinda seeing Tiger Woods."

 

She might have been right.

[Pfiend101]

"I'm kinda seeing Tiger Woods."

 

She might have been right.

Whether you made that up or not thats some funny **** bro lmfao