Author USMCHokie Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 Oh I just realized you're like David Beckham. He's hot but when he opens his mouth he sounds like girl. Luckily he can pass off for a underwear model without every having to speak. This, I like. Some girls like effeminate men... to be their best friends. See there is some good out of all of this. Sweet, score!!!
Engadget Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 You FORGOT the CAPITALIZED words there devil dog. Otherwise, spot on! Women like fat and BALDING men and if you just ask her out she'll like you. I have sex for EIGHT HOURS and don't finish until I want to!
impz Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 No...unfortunately, I'm already a lost cause...I have a squeaky high-pitched voice... Ouch. Same issue here. Wife often asks, "Sometimes, on the phone, I feel like a lesbian." She still loves me dearly though despite my squeaky voice. I should be worried... right? :lmao::lmao:
tigressA Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 You FORGOT the CAPITALIZED words there devil dog. Otherwise, spot on! Women like fat and BALDING men and if you just ask her out she'll like you. I have sex for EIGHT HOURS and don't finish until I want to! :lmao::lmao: I'm totally making the bolded part my signature.
Engadget Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 :lmao::lmao: I'm totally making the bolded part my signature. Sadly it's almost what I was told by the man himself when speaking of sex with new women being quicker at the start.
Green Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Sadly it's almost what I was told by the man himself when speaking of sex with new women being quicker at the start. How is that sad? Women love it.
Green Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Hahah, so far, I fail all of Green's tests of manliness... You have low self esteem at times it seems... but you don't fail my tests because all I was giving was advice. Plus you are in SHAPE and it is a factor that helps with women. Truthfuly I believe the ultimate way to do well with women is SUCESS in your chosen path in life. Beith healthy aka in shape is part of being sucessful for at least me.
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