USMCHokie Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Women really like guys who are in shape, so you all need to go to the gym and women will be all over you. Luckily, I'm jacked. :laugh:
ecto-1 Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Women really like guys who are in shape, so you all need to go to the gym and women will be all over you. Luckily, I'm jacked. :laugh: What you just said makes NO sense......soo..... Hm...??
Bangle Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 This is a mocking post of that Green man lol. Oh btw it doesn't matter how jacked you are, what does that even mean? USMC are still the worst soldiers in the Western World.
Author USMCHokie Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 *waits for it to go over some posters heads* Heh, thank you. Even if only one person gets it, I will be content for the evening.
Author USMCHokie Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 This is a mocking post of that Green man lol. No it isn't. This is legitimate advice for guys out there. Seriously. Oh btw it doesn't matter how jacked you are, what does that even mean? USMC are still the worst soldiers in the Western World.
Bike_Ride Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Ha-Ha... I've been power riding for a couple of weeks now and have had girls fly by in cars telling me "nice ass" lol.. I agree...seeing some guy on a bike or working out makes females think he is a guy that cares what he looks and feels like. Same here with girls....It's a major turn on to see a chick pumping the pedals or the bar-bells rather than one that sits on the couch drinking beers and farting all day lol.
Green Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Being in SHAPE really helps especialy if it gives you confidence. I would give the same advice to WOMEN haha
xpaperxcutx Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Oh gosh, so how many women has hit on you so far USMCH?
Confusedalways Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Women really like guys who are in shape, so you all need to go to the gym and women will be all over you. Luckily, I'm jacked. :laugh: If I may make a suggestion-- grow your hair long... you'll be irresistible.
Author USMCHokie Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 If I may make a suggestion-- grow your hair long... you'll be irresistible. No...unfortunately, I'm already a lost cause...I have a squeaky high-pitched voice...
Pyro Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 No...unfortunately, I'm already a lost cause...I have a squeaky high-pitched voice... ask green what to do. I'm sure there is a way around that.
xpaperxcutx Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 ask green what to do. I'm sure there is a way around that. :lmao: Yes, he does seem to have the answer to everything.
skydiveaddict Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 This is a mocking post of that Green man lol. Oh btw it doesn't matter how jacked you are, what does that even mean? USMC are still the worst soldiers in the Western World. Marines are NOT soldiers
xpaperxcutx Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 No...unfortunately, I'm already a lost cause...I have a squeaky high-pitched voice... Oh I just realized you're like David Beckham. He's hot but when he opens his mouth he sounds like girl. Luckily he can pass off for a underwear model without every having to speak.
threebyfate Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Don't forget you need a deep, deep voice! No...unfortunately, I'm already a lost cause...I have a squeaky high-pitched voice...Oops, just caught this. Do you have a green, hairy chest?
Green Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 :lmao: Yes, he does seem to have the answer to everything. Do I ever disapoint?
Pyro Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Don't forget you need a deep, deep voice! Oops, just caught this. Do you have a green, hairy chest? being the horniest man alive might help his chances as well.
Author USMCHokie Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 Do you have a green, hairy chest? No, I'm more or less naturally devoid of any sort of body hair...which means I'm effeminate and very un-manly...
threebyfate Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 being the horniest man alive might help his chances as well. Now that would do it! No, I'm more or less naturally devoid of any sort of body hair...which means I'm effeminate and very un-manly...Awww...you look pretty hawt to me, if that's any consolation. See Pyro's suggestion. Do you fit? If so, you're good to go!
Pyro Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 No, I'm more or less naturally devoid of any sort of body hair...which means I'm effeminate and very un-manly... and short hair? Tsk tsk I'm afraid you lack confidence and have no chance at women.
Author USMCHokie Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 ask green what to do. I'm sure there is a way around that. Well, all I have to do is wait for his next thread and see if it applies to me... being the horniest man alive might help his chances as well. I'm a eunuch... and short hair? Tsk tsk I'm afraid you lack confidence and have no chance at women. Damn. AND I'm only 5' 8"... :(
xpaperxcutx Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 No, I'm more or less naturally devoid of any sort of body hair...which means I'm effeminate and very un-manly... Some girls like effeminate men... to be their best friends. See there is some good out of all of this.
Author USMCHokie Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 Now that would do it! Awww...you look pretty hawt to me, if that's any consolation. See Pyro's suggestion. Do you fit? If so, you're good to go! Hahah, so far, I fail all of Green's tests of manliness...
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