Gold Pile Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 I remain committed to finding a servant with whom I can have an exclusive FWB relationship, but I'm not ignoring potential dates in the meantime. By climbing the tree near my place I get a decent binocular view of the association swimming pool. It's not as much effort as it seems, the branches are spaced just right for climbing and there is a rugged limb (sitting area) about 35 feet up. I pack a lunch so I can spend a reasonable time up there and not have to make the climb as often. I spotted a group of of 5 ladies alone at the pool and within my preferred dating age range (18-80). I pumped some iron then I approached the pool in my usual manner. I strutted over to the opposite side of the pool. This "safe" distance and the fact that they thought I didn't see them, allowed them plenty of time to check me out. One talked louder because she wanted me to notice her. After some stretching exercises I removed my t-shirt. After the initial lusty silence I could hear the usual louder chatter and giggles. At the edge of the pool I pretend to lose my balance, flailing about on one leg, waving my arms around and letting out a few deep voiced "ut-oh"'s before eventually falling in the pool. This allows me to put on an athletic show and makes me less threatening. I then put on my surprised look and finally notice them. As I swam over I could see the range of looks that I've come to expect, complete with a busty blonde staring at her prey. 2 of them were arching their backs and otherwise posing for me. The other 2 didn't seem especially interested.(probably married). At their side of the pool I sprung from the water onto the deck in a rather impressive move, then I started up the losing my balance act for a few seconds (you don't want to overdue these things). One of them said "Hi Gold, long time no see". It was "kelly", I dated her many times a few years ago and she makes a booty call on me 2 or 3 times a year. Summer 2009 was the last time. Her hair was longer and a new color. She'd never been to this pool before. I tried to get to know the busty blonde, but she and the rest backed off as Kelly made her "ownership" clear. we have a date this Friday. Kelly isn't a bad score but I would have loved a new flavor. I did tactfully get the blonde's email. She made mention of her brother and I pretended he was an old friend of mine. She couldn't remember his email but promised she email it to me. Good thing she didn't cell phone him on the spot...he'd say "gold who?":confused:
marsle85 Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 I laughed through this entire thread. I'm not sure whether I hate you, or love you. But seriously... falling in the pool? REALLY?
Author Gold Pile Posted June 23, 2010 Author Posted June 23, 2010 I laughed through this entire thread. I'm not sure whether I hate you, or love you. But seriously... falling in the pool? REALLY? Thank you! it's ok to love me:love: But Ya gotta love the posters who hate me:confused: Falling in the pool is more showy than jumping in. It's a good converstation starter too.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 23, 2010 Author Posted June 23, 2010 that's too funny goldThanks Sky. I know the falling in the pool bit is funny, but it's real ice breaker.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 23, 2010 Author Posted June 23, 2010 I missed reading your posts And I missed you. Welcome back:love:
Curious-One Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Gold, you are my favorite poster on this forum.. I actually read all of your threads one day and laughed my ass off. You should seriously think about writing a book..With proper marketing , it would definitely be a best seller... THINK ABOUT IT! You could be the next Tucker Max
OpenBook Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Shoot you could write it just by copying-n-pasting your threads here. My favorite story was the furniture salesman. :laugh::laugh: Hope you make a big splash this summer GP!! :bunny:
Author Gold Pile Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 Gold, you are my favorite poster on this forum.. I actually read all of your threads one day and laughed my ass off aw shucks thanks:)
Author Gold Pile Posted June 25, 2010 Author Posted June 25, 2010 ..... My favorite story was the furniture salesman. :laugh::laugh: ....Hi OpenB, Wasn't the nicest thing I ever did, but that cranky fart sort of deserved it.
Shakz Posted June 25, 2010 Posted June 25, 2010 Gold Pile, I can't tell whether you're dripping with sacasm or just all wet. One thing for sure, too much chlorine in your gene pool.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 25, 2010 Author Posted June 25, 2010 Gold Pile, I can't tell whether you're dripping with sacasm or just all wet. One thing for sure, too much chlorine in your gene pool. just wet.
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