trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 Ok...let's see how many suggestions I can get for the OW's panties being mixed in with my teen-aged son's clothes upon his last trip home. Was getting his clothes out and found panties that look even too small for her for that matter. Hmm, so.... 1. Should I wash them 2. Should I wash and return them 3. Should I return them 4. Should I burn them 5. Should I just throw them away I'm actually finding this pretty funny in light of the situation.....I think the next time son goes to their house I will pack one of my very well-endowed Victoria's secret bras.....I KNOW she can't wear that. :laugh::laugh:
imagine Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 I'm actually finding this pretty funny in light of the situation.....I think the next time son goes to their house I will pack one of my very well-endowed Victoria's secret bras.....I KNOW she can't wear that. :laugh::laugh: Trippi... you are soooo mean!
Author trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 Trippi... you are soooo mean! YES!! But it's so much fun!! :bunny::bunny::bunny::bunny::bunny: Giving myself a 10 bunny on that one!
LisaUk Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 Trippi, sorry to suggest it but are you sure they are hers? Does teenage son have a GF maybe?
Nutmeg617 Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 How about option 6: Stuff them in an envelope (unwashed), mail them back to the ex with a note saying "size ___ (fill in the blank)?? Who does she think she's fooling?!" and see what happens . Just a side question, I mean no offense but just curious....you're sure they're the OW's?
Author trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 Trippi, sorry to suggest it but are you sure they are hers? Does teenage son have a GF maybe? No, they are the OW's....they just got back from a trip to the soon-to-be grandfather's home, just the 3 of them.
LisaUk Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 I see, ok makes sense. In that case I would just send them back to her, unwashed, with a note saying how they got mixed up with your sons, that will be embarassing enough, I would be mortified to know someone had seen my dirty underwear! LOL
Author trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 I see, ok makes sense. In that case I would just send them back to her, unwashed, with a note saying how they got mixed up with your sons, that will be embarassing enough, I would be mortified to know someone had seen my dirty underwear! LOL True....good idea....btw...the size was cut out....thinking it was probably a plant since I've seen her in person.....they would be a pretty tight fit..LOL!
hopesndreams Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 I'm actually finding this pretty funny in light of the situation.....I think the next time son goes to their house I will pack one of my very well-endowed Victoria's secret bras.....I KNOW she can't wear that. __________________ That's what she's hoping you will do. I wouldn't give her the satisfaction. Put them in the bin.
nobmagnet Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 :lmao: well I would wash them. When the ex appears say, "oh i found these in the wash and they are miles too big for me so I assume they must have got mixed up with ds washing after your trip." Then I would have rubbed chilli pepper all over them..................muhahahhahah:eek::p:p Just me I guess nobby xxxxxxxxxxx
Author trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 All good ideas....unfortunately, the son knows about them now and will surely tell his father about them. So.....I've thought what might be best is to wash them....might even iron them to make them nice and pressed....put them in an envelope with a note. The note will simply say....THANK YOU!!!!!!!! :laugh:
quankanne Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 LOL ... oh, that'd be a huge mind-fork you not even acknowledging her dirty chonies when it's obvious that she's doing it to get a rise from you. take the high road and ignore them. On the other hand, you can stick them unwashed, in a ziplock bag until you've got the opportunity to sneak them into your husband's work briefcase and embarass HIM
Author trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 LOL ... oh, that'd be a huge mind-fork you not even acknowledging her dirty chonies when it's obvious that she's doing it to get a rise from you. take the high road and ignore them. On the other hand, you can stick them unwashed, in a ziplock bag until you've got the opportunity to sneak them into your husband's work briefcase and embarass HIM Good point....wouldn't surprise me. I would love to sneak them back into his stuff; however, he quit his job for her to support him.
tojaz Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 Well, the mean side of me would securely fasten them to exhubbys antenna at an in opportune time , but the frosted side of me would just toss them and forget I saw them, is it really worth a stamp to mail them back? TOJAZ
Author trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 Well, all in all, the best part is that I find the whole thing extremely humorous....months ago...it would have infuriated me. ;)
anne1707 Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 Or you could wash them and return them with a note saying that you had to put them on a boil wash to get the stains out Apologies to those of a sensitive disposition
scottishlassy Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 I would just trash them. I wouldn't waste my time and money washing the other woman's underwear. Just my 2 cents.
IfWishesWereHorses Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 NO, NO, send your ex a very serious email. Tell him to call to discuss a VERY serious problem regarding your son. When he calls, tell him that you believe your son is wearing women's underwear.
Author trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 Oh, Jelly....I hope my son has better class than his father....:sick: Ann - I like your idea, boiling them would probably be necessary. ScottishLassy - I think I have decided to take the high road and throw them away.
Author trippi1432 Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 NO, NO, send your ex a very serious email. Tell him to call to discuss a VERY serious problem regarding your son. When he calls, tell him that you believe your son is wearing women's underwear. OMG!!!! THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET!!! IfWishesWereHorses - You WiN!!!!! LOL!! :laugh:
sumdude Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 OMG!!!! THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET!!! IfWishesWereHorses - You WiN!!!!! LOL!! :laugh: Excellent idea! I was thinking tie dye them and oops mix in some men's boxers and an empty Trojan Magnum wrapper or three when you return them.
Gunny376 Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 You should do none of the such ~ You're the Mature and Responsible adult ~ remember. Your the rock the foundation to your son's life. The stability to his life. You know it ~ he knows it. Even if he is wearing women underwear? So what? I've forgotten who said it but it goes along the lines of "My Country ~ right or wrong ~ Still my country!" (One of the Founding Fathers ~ Jefferson I think or maybe Adams) I believe it was Bengiman Franklin This may come strange coming from a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant ~ but I admire gays, lesbians, transsexuals, transvestites and such? They've got the Gaul to stand up and admit and own up to being who and what they are? Even if that means being alienated toward friends and family ~ mother and father ~ sister and brother? That's "Hard-Corps" That aside its a bitch to own up to being and accepting yourself? For who and what you are as a person? Its hard to getting to "You know what? Parts of me are pretty freaking awesome! And the rest? I'm working on!!" Ditto my children! Right or wrong? Still my children.
Author trippi1432 Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 LMAO!!! :lmao: Gunny, you are too hilarious!! Right now the underwear are in a garbage bag on the curb and heading for the landfill tomorrow. I did ask my son if he was wearing woman's underwear now, his initial reaction....:sick:.
sumdude Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Excellent idea! I was thinking tie dye them and oops mix in some men's boxers and an empty Trojan Magnum wrapper or three when you return them. Uhh doesn't seem as funny once I realized it was your son's laundry LOL here I though it would be something your ex would find. BTW Trippi, love your avatar! Might have to go in my sig.
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