witabix Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Are you sure she isn't capable of martial art ? Marital arts would be a big bonus, no?
Eclypse Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 I think some people are taking this waay too seriously. As for me, it made my morning to see a fellow kindred spirit. Keep up the good work Mr Pile! May your wishes be fulfilled
Mr White Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 This story isn't funny Gold Pile. You've exceeded tasteful by a redneck mile. And the award for The biggest stick accomodated up a person's azz goes to ...
desertmoon Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 Yesterday's date was with a 31 year old. She talked too much and had a smile that reminds me of Stonehenge:sick:. It was hard to understand her. She was telling the story of how/when the Chinese came to America. I told her that my people came here to flee political oppression and famine in Europe. I told her that before my people, Africans came here for pretty much the same reasons and to work in Southern US agriculture. She seemed stunned at my level of intelligence...it shut her up for a while. Later she was rambling about similarities between Jesus and Confucius. I told her that recently unearthed Dead Sea Scrolls indicated that both men were Canadians. She grew quiet after that. I think we weren't in the same intellectual league. Legalities: The chosen one won't be my servant, she'll be a roommate. A roommate that does all the house-work and food shopping in exchange for free room. Her room will be a converted closet. The position is only open to someone who finds me appealing....as I hope for a "friend"s with benefits situation. And I thought Africans more or less came here against their will, thanks for setting the record straight. haha!!!!!:lmao: this is too funny!!!!! Keep 'em coming!
Feelin Frisky Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 When you have sex with one or all they'll probably say: "OK, you go now".
Author Gold Pile Posted June 12, 2010 Author Posted June 12, 2010 Uuuuuuuuhhmmmmmm... what you talkin bout willis..... I mean marsle
Author Gold Pile Posted June 12, 2010 Author Posted June 12, 2010 Quote: Originally Posted by threebyfate This story isn't funny Gold Pile. You've exceeded tasteful by a redneck mile. Posted by Mr White And the award for The biggest stick accomodated up a person's azz goes to ... Desert moon writes haha!!!!! :lmao::lmao:this is too funny!!!!! Keep 'em coming! no stick up your... eclypse: [ I think some people are taking this waay too seriously. As for me, it made my morning to see a fellow kindred spirit. Keep up the good work Mr Pile! May your wishes be fulfilled witabix: Marital arts would be a big bonus, no? felix frisky: When you have sex with one or all they'll probably say: "OK, you go now". no stick up troubles here, thanks gang. A new contender "fumie" has emerged, I'm seeing her for dinner date tonight.
tami-chan Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 A new contender "fumie" has emerged, I'm seeing her for dinner date tonight. Fumie? Interesting. Fumie is a Japanese name. 'Thought they were Chinese? Did you upgrade?
Author Gold Pile Posted June 14, 2010 Author Posted June 14, 2010 I've dated a few Chinese girls, I've narrowed down to one...the winner is "fumie", a 5'5" beauty. Her English is very good and she is quite intelligent. Our dates lasted many hours, we talked well inti night. After being reserved on our first date she has become warm and affectionate on the last 2. I'm gonna invite her home after dinner date on Tuesday.
love009 Posted June 14, 2010 Posted June 14, 2010 When you have sex with one or all they'll probably say: "OK, you go now". This cracked me up big time
Mimolicious Posted June 14, 2010 Posted June 14, 2010 Hope she does a "Kill Bill 2" type move on you... the one with the ball and chain would be best and not exactly tied to the bed.
Mimolicious Posted June 14, 2010 Posted June 14, 2010 When you have sex with one or all they'll probably say: "OK, you go now". But the kind you guys seem to be she would be saying "OK, you PAY now".
Author Gold Pile Posted June 15, 2010 Author Posted June 15, 2010 Hope she does a "Kill Bill 2" type move on you... the one with the ball and chain would be best and not exactly tied to the bed. From the start I've been saying this would be for a VOLUNTEER only. Being as she WANTS this situation...it's unlikely she'd want to kill me. More likely she'll thank her lucky stars for having Gold Pile in her life. aw shucks
craw Posted June 15, 2010 Posted June 15, 2010 lol keep us updated with the agreement. i heard if you write up a contract, she'll most likely sign it.
Feelin Frisky Posted June 15, 2010 Posted June 15, 2010 But the kind you guys seem to be she would be saying "OK, you PAY now". Yeah, I meant something like that. Pay first then you go now.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 16, 2010 Author Posted June 16, 2010 lol keep us updated with the agreement. i heard if you write up a contract, she'll most likely sign it. Some kind of pre-nup, but we aren't going to have any nups.
threebyfate Posted June 16, 2010 Posted June 16, 2010 And the award for The biggest stick accomodated up a person's azz goes to ...Anything that demeans women, of course you would consider to be funny. Tasteless as always Sam Spade.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 16, 2010 Author Posted June 16, 2010 Anything that demeans women, of course you would consider to be funny. Tasteless as always Sam Spade. I fail to see how Jesus being a Canadian demeans women.
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