The Horniest Man Alive

[bac]

IMO Mike1988 might be hornier than you.

[Green]

Great .. then at another time, maybe you can start a thread on successful occupations..

 

Think of the most successful occupations and know that I am one of those clichee occupations. I'm afraid of giving my Identity aways because of the risky stuff I post in here and just don't need the head ache of being identified at work lol.

 

 

The Horniest Man Alive has been around long enough to rise to mythic proportions.

 

He's also entertaining.

 

I vote, yes.

 

Thats the only kind of vote that counts haha

 

IMO Mike1988 might be hornier than you.

 

Yeah right. I didn't claim to be the most desperate man alive.

 

He claims young girls are hard to get. hmmm. Young girls are like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

HE IS A CLASIC EXAMPLE OF SOME ONE I WISH WOULD TAKE MY ADVICE

 

He just needs to 1) Aproach girls that HE LIKES 2) ASK THEM OUT 3) Get their number 4) KISS them on the date 5) rinse an repeat until he is in a relationship

[Engadget]

No offense Green but I find it hard to take you seriously most of the time.

[Morals]

Green you really do need better things to fill out your day.

 

+1

 

And I agree with Engadget as well. Your posts come off as trolling more then serious advice. Or playful advice.....or any kind of advice.

 

To be honest your posts come off like "someone" who dwells in the subterranean area of their progeniter's place of dwelling.(How's that for PC double-talk? ) And that has no self respect for themselves or others, namely women.

 

I might take your posts more seriously if your only advice was more then "kiss her" because I highly doubt you are as "wealthy, successful, or in shape" as you claim to be. I'm not asking you to post proof, because that would be naive of both of us. But tone it down a bit man, there's no need to be excentric online, you can save that for the clubs.

[Green]

+1

 

And I agree with Engadget as well. Your posts come off as trolling more then serious advice. Or playful advice.....or any kind of advice.

 

To be honest your posts come off like "someone" who dwells in the subterranean area of their progeniter's place of dwelling.(How's that for PC double-talk? ) And that has no self respect for themselves or others, namely women.

 

I might take your posts more seriously if your only advice was more then "kiss her" because I highly doubt you are as "wealthy, successful, or in shape" as you claim to be. I'm not asking you to post proof, because that would be naive of both of us. But tone it down a bit man, there's no need to be excentric online, you can save that for the clubs.

 

I find it funny that MEN are the ones who are telling me my advice is Disrespectful to women.

 

I also find it funny that you find it so hard to believe that I would be both in shape and successful.

 

I think RESPECT is something that you need to have for yourself first before you can show it to other people. I also feel that when some one is disrespectful the only person they can truely disrespect is themselves.

 

Are you SINGLE? Have you tried my advice?

[dreamingoftigers]

The horny thing totally works! Women want to know that they are wanted in that way, since that went out of my marriage, it is essentially dead.

 

The thing that men leave out is that women are attracted to a guy that is horny for them specifically. If you treat a girl like she is the only woman you want to look at, she will be all over it. You don't have to be desperate, just make it clear that you want to pleasure her and that that really does it for you. Grab some guts guys!

[Sivok]

His advice seems like trolling because it sounds so absurd, but it's the damn truth .

 

He may sound like he's a cocky douche, it's because he is a cocky douche - which is GREAT for women! He has all the confidence in the world, says whatever is on his mind, and doesn't give two ****s what others say.

 

Acting like that in person gets you laid left and right, and that's what he's trying to get across.

 

Go Green and get laid

[dreamingoftigers]

The horny thing totally works! Women want to know that they are wanted in that way, since that went out of my marriage, it is essentially dead.

 

The thing that men leave out is that women are attracted to a guy that is horny for them specifically. If you treat a girl like she is the only woman you want to look at, she will be all over it. You don't have to be desperate, just make it clear that you want to pleasure her and that that really does it for you. Grab some guts guys!

 

I cannot provide this link enough!

 

[COLOR=#990000]http://www.nhne.org/news/NewsArticle...-Women-On.aspx[/COLOR]

[Lovelybird]

I feel like you are a previous member start with a K..

[USMCHokie]

I feel like you are a previous member start with a K..

 

Trust your feelings on this one...I can confirm...

[Green]

The horny thing totally works! Women want to know that they are wanted in that way, since that went out of my marriage, it is essentially dead.

 

The thing that men leave out is that women are attracted to a guy that is horny for them specifically. If you treat a girl like she is the only woman you want to look at, she will be all over it. You don't have to be desperate, just make it clear that you want to pleasure her and that that really does it for you. Grab some guts guys!

 

My advice never is to be desperate. I just think a lot of the guys I try to give advice to lash out at me when I try to tell the SHOW DESIRE...

 

His advice seems like trolling because it sounds so absurd, but it's the damn truth .

 

He may sound like he's a cocky douche, it's because he is a cocky douche - which is GREAT for women! He has all the confidence in the world, says whatever is on his mind, and doesn't give two ****s what others say.

 

Acting like that in person gets you laid left and right, and that's what he's trying to get across.

 

Go Green and get laid

 

I'm not a cocky douche/ I tell people to be themselves/ This MISTAKEN BELIEF THAT YOU HAVE TO BE A JERK/DOUCHE/A$$ to get girls is so silly.

 

There is nothing Cocky about being a man who goes for what he wants in life

[Green]

I feel like you are a previous member start with a K..

 

Oh lovely bird I thought you knew. but yes

[Sivok]

Dude

 

You can smell the narcissism in your first post from a mile away. I don't see how else you expect people to read it

[Lovelybird]

Oh lovely bird I thought you knew. but yes

I didn't until today I saw this thread

[Green]

Dude

 

You can smell the narcissism in your first post from a mile away. I don't see how else you expect people to read it

 

Your suposed to read it and realize that I read posts about guys who have problems with everything from orgasming durring sex to never having been kissed.

 

I tell them one simple rule to which they can then take and build more complexity on to it. The fact is they are the ones who need to add the complexity to what I am sayin. I didn't come up with the sht I say... some one else did a long time ago probably in another language. You want something you go for it that includes your love life and DATING.

[EricaH329]

I find it funny that MEN are the ones who are telling me my advice is Disrespectful to women.

 

It's disrespectful to women. That's coming from a woman. And i'm talking about the females that have class.

 

I'm glad it's working for you, but i'm terrified that other men might actually be considering this advice

 

Use the fact that you want to have sex with them as a motivator.

 

..... seriously???

[Cracker Jack]

Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be able to flaunt my sexual feelings for a woman so quickly. I'd rather do that once they had a better feel for me as a person. Yeah, I know if you wait too long you can be assigned to the zone of death, AKA the friendzone, but there have to be other ways to go about certain things.

[Engadget]

It's disrespectful to women. That's coming from a woman. And i'm talking about the females that have class.

 

I'm glad it's working for you, but i'm terrified that other men might actually be considering this advice

 

 

 

..... seriously???

 

Those of us who know what we're doing don't listen to this, don't worry.

[Lakeside_runner]

Haha... in fact I think Green is a clever Java script with "Kiss them on date" and "if you want your balls to be sucked - asked and thou shall receive" set as default

 

No, but seriously - Green is right by making the point that guys should man up and ask girls on dates. I don't agree with him that one should hit on everything that moves and has female sex organs and then kiss them, but it's just a personal preference. In his graphic description he simply encourages guys to go after what they want.

[EricaH329]

Those of us who know what we're doing don't listen to this, don't worry.

 

That's a relief!

 

Green is right by making the point that guys should man up and ask girls on dates. I don't agree with him that one should hit on everything that moves and has female sex organs and then kiss them, but it's just a personal preference. In his graphic description he simply encourages guys to go after what they want.

 

Yes, it is a well known fact that if you like a girl enough to want to date her, you should ask her out. However, I don't believe he 'encourages' guys to go after what they want, in the correct way. For example, the first sentence to this thread is:

 

So I come onto LoveShack and give all the great advice onto how to get laid.

 

What i'm assuming from this, and the posts that followed, is that he is trying to give out advice on how to get a girlfriend so that the guy can get laid.

[USMCHokie]

Haha... in fact I think Green is a clever Java script with "Kiss them on date" and "if you want your balls to be sucked - asked and thou shall receive" set as default

 

No, but seriously - Green is right by making the point that guys should man up and ask girls on dates. I don't agree with him that one should hit on everything that moves and has female sex organs and then kiss them, but it's just a personal preference. In his graphic description he simply encourages guys to go after what they want.

 

 

And I can understand where he is coming from and where all his conviction and zeal originates...Green has admitted that he is sort of a late bloomer when it came to dating...and as a late bloomer myself, after "stumbling" upon the real secret to all this dating nonsense (simply go after what you want), he feels almost compelled to save the rest of us from going through the same dateless phases that he did...I know that part of me also wants to help people in a similar situation...those that have everything that a woman would want, but just are too afraid to go after what they want...

 

He just goes about it in a very blunt and straightforward way...and with a lot of capital letters...

[Lakeside_runner]

However, I don't believe he 'encourages' guys to go after what they want, in the correct way.

 

Well, he does it in his own way. What I've done is just a loose interpretation...

[USMCHokie]

What i'm assuming from this, and the posts that followed, is that he is trying to give out advice on how to get a girlfriend so that the guy can get laid.

 

And that is why I said his "advice" only works for drawing in certain types of women who would be vulnerable or susceptible to that crap...which are sometimes not the greatest types of women for relationships...but again, to each his own...

[Lakeside_runner]

And I can understand where he is coming from and where all his conviction and zeal originates...Green has admitted that he is sort of a late bloomer when it came to dating...and as a late bloomer myself, after "stumbling" upon the real secret to all this dating nonsense (simply go after what you want), he feels almost compelled to save the rest of us from going through the same dateless phases that he did...I know that part of me also wants to help people in a similar situation...those that have everything that a woman would want, but just are too afraid to go after what they want...

 

He just goes about it in a very blunt and straightforward way...and with a lot of capital letters...

 

But this what makes his advice lack of... finesse and elegance. I don't question his motives.

[Confusedalways]

This really doesn't sound like sound advice for someone seeking a relationship...