Green Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 So I come onto LoveShack and give all the great advice onto how to get laid. Often no one even comes back to UPDATE me on how its worked out. I'm tall, wealthy, and successful, in my twenties and in fighting shape. But do you know my real reason for success with the ladies... I'M THE HORNIEST MAN ALIVE! Tap into your inner testosterone and just DO IT... Go get a gf. Show a woman how horny you are for her and she will LOVE IT!
USMCHokie Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 I've been on a few dates in the past couple weeks. They have all ended with a kiss, as you so strongly advocate. That is all for now.
bac Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 (edited) How do you know that you are so horny? Any real facts? How do you know the real sexual abilities of other males? As for kisses, I think they are important for teens. If you are adult, why do you need a kiss? Edited June 10, 2010 by bac
Author Green Posted June 10, 2010 Author Posted June 10, 2010 I've been on a few dates in the past couple weeks. They have all ended with a kiss, as you so strongly advocate. That is all for now. I hope you enjoyed the kiss. How do you know that you are so horny? Any real facts? How do you know the real sexual abilities of other males? As for kisses, I think they are important for teens. If you are adult, why do you need a kiss? It comes down to a very simple math of the great majority of women enjoy being kissed. If you personaly do not enjoy a kiss then that is on you. I don't know the real sexual abilities of other males (thank god) I guess that makes me self proclaimed
Pyro Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 How do you know it is such great advice? As for horniest we have had this debate for years now and it has already been determined that you are not. Thank you, thread closed.
Author Green Posted June 10, 2010 Author Posted June 10, 2010 How do you know it is such great advice? As for horniest we have had this debate for years now and it has already been determined that you are not. Thank you, thread closed. My advice is great. I should charge for it but I give it for entertainment. It was determined that I was actualy
Gentlemen_shadow Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Kinda sounds like the into to a pyramid scam Though agreed confidence is a turn on for a lot of women
Cracker Jack Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Green's advice is on the money, even though I initially thought he was harsh in going about it. Now if actually could this plan into motion....
Pyro Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 My advice is great. I should charge for it but I give it for entertainment. It was determined that I was actualy I want to see at least 5 people testify on your behalf that your advice is great. In your own mind maybe. Didn't you once admit that you didn't like receiving oral sex? Not very horny of you.
somedude81 Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Tap into your inner testosterone and just DO IT... Go get a gf. Show a woman how horny you are for her and she will LOVE IT! I wish it was that easy. I was sitting in summer school today bored as hell. But I was popping boners in class cause I kept thinking of how much I wanted to have sex with the girls sitting next to me. My primal brain is telling me to just jump on one of them in class, but that's obviously not going to work. The whole talking to them and getting them to want to have sex with me is the hard part
Cracker Jack Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Green, do you think showing a woman your horny side early on is a good thing? I'm just curious. Some women really dislike it, and I don't want to embarrass myself. I also don't want to continue being non-aggressive, so yeah.
USMCHokie Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Green, do you think showing a woman your horny side early on is a good thing? I'm just curious. Some women really dislike it, and I don't want to embarrass myself. I also don't want to continue being non-aggressive, so yeah. I honestly feel that his aggressive methods very early on simply attract the kind of women that I wouldn't want...but to each his own...
Yamaha Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Green, do you think showing a woman your horny side early on is a good thing? Yes!!!! Show her you find her very attractive and desire her as a women. There are ways to do this without acting like a pervert and being a cad.
amymarieca Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Green you really do need better things to fill out your day.
somedude81 Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Yes!!!! Show her you find her very attractive and desire her as a women. There are ways to do this without acting like a pervert and being a cad. Which are...?
skydiveaddict Posted June 10, 2010 Posted June 10, 2010 Which are...? Dinner at a nice place, be a gentleman, pay for everything, and of course take her skydiving
TouchedByViolet Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 My horniness doesn't bother me nearly as bad as the loneliness. Also, FWB and ONS (behaviors dominated by sex drive) can appease horniness but are not the same as a GF.
Author Green Posted June 11, 2010 Author Posted June 11, 2010 I want to see at least 5 people testify on your behalf that your advice is great. In your own mind maybe. Didn't you once admit that you didn't like receiving oral sex? Not very horny of you. I enjoy the perversity of oral sex! My advice is basic so its hard to be wrong because I leave it to the people taking the advice to fill in the blanks I wish it was that easy. I was sitting in summer school today bored as hell. But I was popping boners in class cause I kept thinking of how much I wanted to have sex with the girls sitting next to me. My primal brain is telling me to just jump on one of them in class, but that's obviously not going to work. The whole talking to them and getting them to want to have sex with me is the hard part Did you even say "Hi" to them. Look after class just try something... or better yet it you have an oportunity before class try it then. Just walk up to the girl and talk to her about some random crap and then ASK THEM OUT. Use the fact that you want to have sex with them as a motivator. Green, do you think showing a woman your horny side early on is a good thing? I'm just curious. Some women really dislike it, and I don't want to embarrass myself. I also don't want to continue being non-aggressive, so yeah. I think being yourself is the best idea. The version of yourself that isn't afraid to TRY. I really enjoy being aggressive. My gf said I was the most aggressive guy she ever came across and she liked it. Inner Testosterone... what a crock of ****.... Have a sense of humor. I honestly feel that his aggressive methods very early on simply attract the kind of women that I wouldn't want...but to each his own... My aggressive methods are telling people to TRY for the things they want including relationships with the women they like. Yes!!!! Show her you find her very attractive and desire her as a women. There are ways to do this without acting like a pervert and being a cad. If acting like a pervert is who you are then you should DO IT. Green you really do need better things to fill out your day. Haha believe me I do more in one day then most will in a life time
Author Green Posted June 11, 2010 Author Posted June 11, 2010 My horniness doesn't bother me nearly as bad as the loneliness. Also, FWB and ONS (behaviors dominated by sex drive) can appease horniness but are not the same as a GF. I'm not about out of control sleeping around. I'm about focusing it on one girl at a time. Cheer up bud
califnan Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Green, What do you do for a living .. how did you get your wealth ..
Author Green Posted June 11, 2010 Author Posted June 11, 2010 Thats a secret. My dating advice for men about being themselves and not being afraid to aproach and ask out girls is where its at. Plus don't rely on internet dating. Do it for fun if you must (I never have) but real world dating is where it is at if you are a man.
Pyro Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Thats a secret. My dating advice for men about being themselves and not being afraid to aproach and ask out girls is where its at. Plus don't rely on internet dating. Do it for fun if you must (I never have) but real world dating is where it is at if you are a man. Must be a lie if you mention it and then refuse to tell;) Don't assume what works for you works for everyone. My situation can be classified as internet dating and everything is going perfectly.
califnan Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Great .. then at another time, maybe you can start a thread on successful occupations..
florence of suburbia Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 The Horniest Man Alive has been around long enough to rise to mythic proportions. He's also entertaining. I vote, yes.
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