Don'tWannabeAWannabe Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I'm in a state of shock and awe. I was at this lounge a few hours ago, and there were 3 girls sitting at a sofa. This guy strolls up to them and said, "Excuse me ladies. I saw you from over there, and I had to come and say that you're all very lovely." They all smiled and said thank you. He asked for their names, and they gave him their names. He then said, "Now before I introduce myself, I'm just gonna let you know ... ... ... that I'm only interested in anal!" The girls opened their mouths in disbelief, and then he started giving this speech about how much he loved anal sex, that he was only interested in anal sex; he even did Christopher Walken's "more cowbell" impression from SNL, but instead said "I have a fever! And the only cure... is anal!" The thing is, the girls were cracking up hysterically. What was most unbelievable of all is that after his speech, they were so chatty with him and even invited him to sit down. I couldn't believe it. He wasn't even THAT great looking a guy. I don't understand how some guys can say the most outrageous and obscene stuff and girls eat it up, but a guy who's trying to be friendly and sincerely interested gets blown off much of the time.
MrNate Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I'm in a state of shock and awe. I was at this lounge a few hours ago, and there were 3 girls sitting at a sofa. This guy strolls up to them and said, "Excuse me ladies. I saw you from over there, and I had to come and say that you're all very lovely." They all smiled and said thank you. He asked for their names, and they gave him their names. He then said, "Now before I introduce myself, I'm just gonna let you know ... ... ... that I'm only interested in anal!" The girls opened their mouths in disbelief, and then he started giving this speech about how much he loved anal sex, that he was only interested in anal sex; he even did Christopher Walken's "more cowbell" impression from SNL, but instead said "I have a fever! And the only cure... is anal!" The thing is, the girls were cracking up hysterically. What was most unbelievable of all is that after his speech, they were so chatty with him and even invited him to sit down. I couldn't believe it. He wasn't even THAT great looking a guy. I don't understand how some guys can say the most outrageous and obscene stuff and girls eat it up, but a guy who's trying to be friendly and sincerely interested gets blown off much of the time. Surely you don't believe that do you? So some girls laugh at some butt jokes. Whoop-dee-do. I've seen guys who tried to be friendly and interested, and used it the right way, and it worked like a charm. I would have to say there are thousands and thousands of women out there that would like to be romanced. Will you save them?
ADF Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Based on your description, it doesn't sound like this guy really expected to pick any of these women up, nor that he really did so. They invited him to sit down, much as they might have invited the class clown, court jester, or village idiot after hearding him tell a really good joke.
Pyro Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Based on your description, it doesn't sound like this guy really expected to pick any of these women up, nor that he really did so. They invited him to sit down, much as they might have invited the class clown, court jester, or village idiot after hearding him tell a really good joke. exactly. Humor is an attractive trait.
Yamaha Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Why do you have the impression that women don't like to talk dirty? Lots of women are not the danty, prim and proper gals you seem to think women to be. If that is your thing then look for someone that fits your ideal but don't blame the guy for thinking he was being rude to women who obviously didn't seem to mind his approach.
MisUnderstanding Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Just because someone is funny and provides amusement doesn't mean girls are attarcted and "it worked". It only worked to make them laugh, you really think they'd get up and accompany him somewhere?
Pyro Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Just because someone is funny and provides amusement doesn't mean girls are attarcted and "it worked". It only worked to make them laugh, you really think they'd get up and accompany him somewhere? I think it worked in a sense that those women are at least giving him a chance. No guarantees though after that.
MisUnderstanding Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I think it worked in a sense that those women are at least giving him a chance. No guarantees though after that. A chance for entertainment.
Pyro Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 A chance for entertainment. at the least. For all we know that could be just his way to break the ice with them. Sure its unusual, but it gave him a shot.
Sanman Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Not too long ago, I was at a bar with a couple of buddies (and very intoxicated). While in conversation a couple of women, I brought masturbating/vibrators. One girl remained silent while her friend engaged me. I suggested the rabbit and the friend mentioned Sex and the City. At the end of the night, I was given both of their numbers. While I won't be doing anything with those numbers, it works! It is definitely more interesting/original than asking them the usual questions. That said, I do balance it out by being polite and a gentleman at other times.
Cracker Jack Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I've seen guys like that excite women plenty of times. Ha! It's odd, but you have to respect them for going out of their way to talk to a woman.
DollWelch Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 ... there were 3 girls sitting at a sofa ... Hmm. Makes me wonder: How old were these "girls" ?
Confusedalways Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 If that ever happened to me, I can only picture myself giving 'the look' to my friend as in 'this WOULD happen to us, the creepers always find us.' Please, this stuff doesn't fly with all women. Good for him, I guess!
TaurusTerp Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 If you have the body language, confidence and are reasonably good looking it doesn't even matter what you say. Haven't you played the pickup game with your guy friends where you give each other something absurd to say to a woman and then try to pick her up? My favorite was my buddy that managed to get a phone number and date after "Hello, my name is Chewbacca. HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN". It's a lot of fun, give it a try.
D-Lish Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I'd probably engage a guy with the balls to say such a thing if he was slightly charming- but I wouldn't take him home.
Shakz Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 At least not without stopping by the 7-11 for a jar of vaseline. IMO, this guy is too funny, although the "cowbell' line is so dated he must have really had them going to be able to drop that stinker. An icebreaker is only as good as the delivery. It's all about attitude.
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