Shakz Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 ......you ever decided not to see anyone anymore? I'll start off: I went out with this woman who had that little bit of spit that would dance between her lips when she talked. It was funny for a while that first date but I just couldn't go through with it. She was 36 for heaven's sake! At some point she must have been made aware of this little problem?
brainygirl Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Guy I flirted with like heck every time my friends and I went out asked me out. when he was at the bar he always had on a cowboy hat and looked very hot. When I saw him without the hat, he was very very not. And another guy because he talked like such a complete hick even though he was very intelligent.
EmeraldHeart Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 He called my sister a bitch...she is, but I wanted to break up anyway!
Author Shakz Posted June 7, 2010 Author Posted June 7, 2010 I went out with this one woman for a short while until we had dinner at her sister's house. She told me her sister was a bit of a shrinking violet but that she had met a new guy who would be at dinner. When the guy show up it turns out it was one of my girl's ex-playthings. I didn't know this but they kept exchanging strange looks and after a couple of glasses of wine started talking about old-times. My girl's sister came unglued and screamed, "Is there a guy in this town you haven't f**cked?" So my girl goes upstairs and comes down with a microwave-sized cardboard box and dumps the contents onto the dining table. It was full of dildos! She says to the guy, "Well, here's your competition!" they get into a knockdown dragout and me and the dude slip out and go to a bar. I never called her again, 'cause I could never get rid of the image of that dismembered pink penis stuck point down in the mashed potatos.
Don'tWannabeAWannabe Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I don't think any of my reasons were pretty silly. But I knew a girl who broke up with a boyfriend because she had a dream he killed her father. That's right. She broke up with him because of a bad dream. I told her she was being absolutely stupid (so did a few other people) but she broke up with him because of it anyway.
Author Shakz Posted June 7, 2010 Author Posted June 7, 2010 But I knew a girl who broke up with a boyfriend because she had a dream he killed her father. That's right. She broke up with him because of a bad dream. Yeah, but that's a pretty bad dream. If I dreamed something like that I'd feel like something was bad wrong.
Sanman Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I went out with this one woman for a short while until we had dinner at her sister's house. She told me her sister was a bit of a shrinking violet but that she had met a new guy who would be at dinner. When the guy show up it turns out it was one of my girl's ex-playthings. I didn't know this but they kept exchanging strange looks and after a couple of glasses of wine started talking about old-times. My girl's sister came unglued and screamed, "Is there a guy in this town you haven't f**cked?" So my girl goes upstairs and comes down with a microwave-sized cardboard box and dumps the contents onto the dining table. It was full of dildos! She says to the guy, "Well, here's your competition!" they get into a knockdown dragout and me and the dude slip out and go to a bar. I never called her again, 'cause I could never get rid of the image of that dismembered pink penis stuck point down in the mashed potatos. I'm sorry, but that is one of the most hilarious dating stories I have ever heard! I can't think of anything too ridiculous. Mostly it has been a lack of physical chemistry. I once decided to not ask a girl I knew and was attracted to out because she was a fan of Rush Limbaugh.
sigurpol Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 ...She started referring to herself in the 3rd person Haha, I feel like that's pretty legit. One girl had a gum-smile and I could not stop staring at it.
MorningCoffee Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 Haha, I feel like that's pretty legit. One girl had a gum-smile and I could not stop staring at it. Sorry but what is a "gum-smile"?
Author Shakz Posted June 7, 2010 Author Posted June 7, 2010 http://www.legacydental.com/Portals/74860/images//gummy-smile.jpg Great responses.
DustySaltus Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 She was wearing gigantic hoop earrings and a nameplate necklace, just didn't do it for me.
Billzebub Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I could see her scalp through her hair. I want a girl to have thick luxurious hair.
Author Shakz Posted June 7, 2010 Author Posted June 7, 2010 She was wearing gigantic hoop earrings and a nameplate necklace, just didn't do it for me. Yeah, that would be a deal-breaker. I met a woman once who, at her workplace, seemed very classy and reserved. We agreed to meet later at a restaurant and when I got there she was dressed like a crack-whore, and acted like she may have actually been on crack. I excused myself to go to the restroom and just drove home.
My_Single_Life Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 hmmm... I walked out of a date because the guy wouldn't take his winter coat off during dinner. Don't judge me too much... it was 90 degrees outside!! I was sweating my butt off just looking at him. lol
sigurpol Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 http://www.legacydental.com/Portals/74860/images//gummy-smile.jpg Great responses. Hahaha, thank you for taking care of that
t0ri Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 I went out with this one woman for a short while until we had dinner at her sister's house. She told me her sister was a bit of a shrinking violet but that she had met a new guy who would be at dinner. When the guy show up it turns out it was one of my girl's ex-playthings. I didn't know this but they kept exchanging strange looks and after a couple of glasses of wine started talking about old-times. My girl's sister came unglued and screamed, "Is there a guy in this town you haven't f**cked?" So my girl goes upstairs and comes down with a microwave-sized cardboard box and dumps the contents onto the dining table. It was full of dildos! She says to the guy, "Well, here's your competition!" they get into a knockdown dragout and me and the dude slip out and go to a bar. I never called her again, 'cause I could never get rid of the image of that dismembered pink penis stuck point down in the mashed potatos. Hahah! I don't blame you.
alphamale Posted June 8, 2010 Posted June 8, 2010 ......you ever decided not to see anyone anymore? i had gone out with this one chick like 3 times and on our 4th date she took off her shoes and her feet were disgusting. all crusty with corns and long toe nails. it was gross
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