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Is that you can fart and burp whenever you want and not have to worry about a S.O. saying ewww. I forgot how hard it is to hold in a fart when you're out on a date.

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Originally Posted by espec10001

Is that you can fart and burp whenever you want and not have to worry about a S.O. saying ewww. I forgot how hard it is to hold in a fart when you're out on a date.

 

You hold them in?

 

Espec10001 must look like a walking balloon.

 

I have a friend back east who enjoys belching and says she gets a kick out of it when her husband and 8-yo son belch at the table. I told her she's going to get kicked out of the International Mothers' Union.

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Is that you can fart and burp whenever you want and not have to worry about a S.O. saying ewww. I forgot how hard it is to hold in a fart when you're out on a date.

 

 

I also like being able to walk around naked if I want to or sit around in my boxers BUT I have a GF with a young child so that pretty much shoots those ideas in the ass LOL

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You hold them in?

 

Well yeah, I mean it's kinda dumb to go to the bathroom just to fart, so if you're in a situation where you can't get to a bathroom real quick, you have to hold in in just in case the fart smells really bad and she gets grossed out. Admit it if you are with a girl you're into you don't want to fart in front of her and have her possibly smell it YET

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I like being able to hog my whole bed.

Pick what I watch on TV

Wander around in a scruggy Teeshirt and a frayed pair of jeans and not have to worry about impressing anyone

And generally decide when and what I'm gonna do.

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You should just let it out silently, and then when there's a smell, blame it on her.

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I like not getting laid...err....wait...

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I like being able to hog my whole bed.

Pick what I watch on TV

Wander around in a scruggy Teeshirt and a frayed pair of jeans and not have to worry about impressing anyone

And generally decide when and what I'm gonna do.

 

Yes! Everytime I was in a relationship sleeping in the same bed with someone is uncomfortable! Their elbows get in the way and they make weird noises. I sleep much better by myself!

 

Not only that, but you can fart, fart, fart all you want under your own sheets!

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Yes! Everytime I was in a relationship sleeping in the same bed with someone is uncomfortable! Their elbows get in the way and they make weird noises. I sleep much better by myself!

 

Not only that, but you can fart, fart, fart all you want under your own sheets!

 

Had a queen size bed & experianced that.

After I switched up to a king-size I had no problems.

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