espec10001 Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 Is that you can fart and burp whenever you want and not have to worry about a S.O. saying ewww. I forgot how hard it is to hold in a fart when you're out on a date.
Disillusioned Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 Originally Posted by espec10001 Is that you can fart and burp whenever you want and not have to worry about a S.O. saying ewww. I forgot how hard it is to hold in a fart when you're out on a date. You hold them in? Espec10001 must look like a walking balloon. I have a friend back east who enjoys belching and says she gets a kick out of it when her husband and 8-yo son belch at the table. I told her she's going to get kicked out of the International Mothers' Union.
Maxxx Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 Is that you can fart and burp whenever you want and not have to worry about a S.O. saying ewww. I forgot how hard it is to hold in a fart when you're out on a date. I also like being able to walk around naked if I want to or sit around in my boxers BUT I have a GF with a young child so that pretty much shoots those ideas in the ass LOL
Author espec10001 Posted June 4, 2010 Author Posted June 4, 2010 You hold them in? Well yeah, I mean it's kinda dumb to go to the bathroom just to fart, so if you're in a situation where you can't get to a bathroom real quick, you have to hold in in just in case the fart smells really bad and she gets grossed out. Admit it if you are with a girl you're into you don't want to fart in front of her and have her possibly smell it YET
brainygirl Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 I like being able to hog my whole bed. Pick what I watch on TV Wander around in a scruggy Teeshirt and a frayed pair of jeans and not have to worry about impressing anyone And generally decide when and what I'm gonna do.
Ross PK Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 You should just let it out silently, and then when there's a smell, blame it on her.
Author espec10001 Posted June 4, 2010 Author Posted June 4, 2010 I like being able to hog my whole bed. Pick what I watch on TV Wander around in a scruggy Teeshirt and a frayed pair of jeans and not have to worry about impressing anyone And generally decide when and what I'm gonna do. Yes! Everytime I was in a relationship sleeping in the same bed with someone is uncomfortable! Their elbows get in the way and they make weird noises. I sleep much better by myself! Not only that, but you can fart, fart, fart all you want under your own sheets!
phineas Posted June 4, 2010 Posted June 4, 2010 Yes! Everytime I was in a relationship sleeping in the same bed with someone is uncomfortable! Their elbows get in the way and they make weird noises. I sleep much better by myself! Not only that, but you can fart, fart, fart all you want under your own sheets! Had a queen size bed & experianced that. After I switched up to a king-size I had no problems.
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