Gold Pile Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 "Mail Order"...That sure dates me in this internet age. I've been searching the net for an Asian woman to join me. I'm ready to graduate to something more than the FWB relationships I've cultivated. Not ready marriage, but would be willing to settle down to a "servant with benefits" relationship. Searching the World but my only bite has been from a local source. My cousin Bob Pile is the only person (outside of LS) that knows my plan. He invited me to a Chinese lunch near his house. He dines there frequently and made a connection for me. The girl (about 30), and her Mother joined us. She spoke a little English, the perfect amount really, we could communicate the basics but not much more. The perfect woman is a mute, but this was almost as good. I showed her pictures of the closet I'd convert to "her" room. Pictures of the laundry room, kitchen, broom closet, and of course my bed. I opted not to show her my nude pics because her Mom was there. All went well till the Mother asked about money. I played it cool but my heart was breaking on the inside. The servant duties would be in exchange for living at my place. The only money would be for her to do our grocery shopping. The bedroom fun was to be personal....of mutual benefit..no money involved. Anyone know of a site for Asian women looking to be domestic help to a Western man, (in exchange for room)... but open to dating that same guy? No luck so far.
alphamale Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 Anyone know of a site for Asian women looking to be domestic help to a Western man, (in exchange for room)... but open to dating that same guy? No luck so far. good luck finding that
CollectiveVelvet Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 The good old days have sadly passed us by. You just can't find good help.
taiko Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 Sounds like a guy who lacks the skill to get a prostitute with a handful of Benjamins
stillafool Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 Anyone know of a site for Asian women looking to be domestic help to a Western man, (in exchange for room)... but open to dating that same guy? No luck so far. Did you try googling "Asian Male Ordering Brides"?
Author Gold Pile Posted May 18, 2010 Author Posted May 18, 2010 Sounds like a guy who lacks the skill to get a prostitute with a handful of Benjamins I'm avoiding the Philipine sites so as to keep clear of the prostitutes reputed to be there.
taiko Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 And where are mail order brides not reputed to be prostitutes?
PrettyinInk Posted May 18, 2010 Posted May 18, 2010 so you want a servent who also sexually pleasures you, but you don't want to offer any monitary compensation for this? not sure where you are from, but slavery, as this is called, is illegal. i am not sure where you think you are going to get a free mail order bride from...
Author Gold Pile Posted May 19, 2010 Author Posted May 19, 2010 so you want a servent who also sexually pleasures you, but you don't want to offer any monitary compensation for this? not sure where you are from, but slavery, as this is called, is illegal. i am not sure where you think you are going to get a free mail order bride from... A volunteer to be my domestic in exchange for a place to live rent free. There are FREE "mail order brides" looking to leave lesser places to better their conditions. I just want this to be a step below marriage. I just got a response from a Chinese lady from China (duh). She is interested in the servant position and is open to (based on my pics and profile) exploring a possible FWB relationship on the side. I'm going to reply tomarrow. I think we (whoever I choose) will have to date a few times first to make sure we are into sex with each other.
tami-chan Posted May 19, 2010 Posted May 19, 2010 "Mail Order"...That sure dates me in this internet age. I've been searching the net for an Asian woman to join me. I'm ready to graduate to something more than the FWB relationships I've cultivated. Not ready marriage, but would be willing to settle down to a "servant with benefits" relationship. Searching the World but my only bite has been from a local source. My cousin Bob Pile is the only person (outside of LS) that knows my plan. He invited me to a Chinese lunch near his house. He dines there frequently and made a connection for me. The girl (about 30), and her Mother joined us. She spoke a little English, the perfect amount really, we could communicate the basics but not much more. The perfect woman is a mute, but this was almost as good. I showed her pictures of the closet I'd convert to "her" room. Pictures of the laundry room, kitchen, broom closet, and of course my bed. I opted not to show her my nude pics because her Mom was there. All went well till the Mother asked about money. I played it cool but my heart was breaking on the inside. The servant duties would be in exchange for living at my place. The only money would be for her to do our grocery shopping. The bedroom fun was to be personal....of mutual benefit..no money involved. Anyone know of a site for Asian women looking to be domestic help to a Western man, (in exchange for room)... but open to dating that same guy? No luck so far. LOL!!!!:lmao: Hilarious! Keep them coming!!!
taiko Posted May 19, 2010 Posted May 19, 2010 A volunteer to be my domestic in exchange for a place to live rent free. There are FREE "mail order brides" looking to leave lesser places to better their conditions. I just want this to be a step below marriage. I just got a response from a Chinese lady from China (duh). She is interested in the servant position and is open to (based on my pics and profile) exploring a possible FWB relationship on the side. I'm going to reply tomarrow. I think we (whoever I choose) will have to date a few times first to make sure we are into sex with each other. You are going to fly to China for a date?
Author Gold Pile Posted May 19, 2010 Author Posted May 19, 2010 LOL!!!!:lmao: Hilarious! Keep them coming!!! I Hope I can keep them (potential partners) coming at their expense till I find Ms Right. She has to be halfway attractive, find me attractive, and good at chores. As taiko points out...the travel is an issue. Me to them or them to me?
Els Posted May 19, 2010 Posted May 19, 2010 Hai, I is China girl 18 yrs old need man in US. I no mind live in small place, I cook very delisious. But I need marry. No marry but sleep wif you people call me dirty. Email me and we talk okay.
taiko Posted May 19, 2010 Posted May 19, 2010 I Hope I can keep them (potential partners) coming at their expense till I find Ms Right. She has to be halfway attractive, find me attractive, and good at chores. As taiko points out...the travel is an issue. Me to them or them to me? unfortunately the kind of woman who would take you up will probably fail to qualify for a work or student visa and lack the connections to get a tourist visa. That leaves dealing with a human trafficker, a Snakehead to get her to visit. Should you chose to fly to China and impress her with your skill to the point where she doesn't back out you are looking at about $5,000 in direct immigration fees and the supporting documentation to get her. That's not counting fixing her closet and buying her a change of tee shirt and stealing the garbage from nearby restaurants to feed her.
FitChick Posted May 19, 2010 Posted May 19, 2010 We have plenty of illegal Mexicans who might take you up on your generous offer. Just stand on the Arizona border and flag one down.
FitChick Posted May 19, 2010 Posted May 19, 2010 I just want this to be a step below marriage. Sounds more like a staircase.
Author Gold Pile Posted May 20, 2010 Author Posted May 20, 2010 We have plenty of illegal Mexicans who might take you up on your generous offer. Just stand on the Arizona border and flag one down. Mexican women past the age of 21 seem to sport too much facial hair for my tastes. I'm up to 4 credible responses to my post on anothersite.com. 2 of them are from Chinese women already in the USA. That would sure make things easier. Taiko points out the expenses well enough. A Chinese guy that my cusin knows, is going to take us up to Boston's China-town section this weekend. He thinks what I seek is VERY possible. I'm open to other Asian ladies but I'm only hearing from Chinese.
D-Lish Posted May 20, 2010 Posted May 20, 2010 I'm 5'8"- so I'd need room to stretch out a bit in the closet GP. As I told you before, I'd need two smaller shelves for my dogs.
deux ex machina Posted May 20, 2010 Posted May 20, 2010 "Mail Order"...That sure dates me in this internet age. I've been searching the net for an Asian woman to join me. I'm ready to graduate to something more than the FWB relationships I've cultivated. Not ready marriage, but would be willing to settle down to a "servant with benefits" relationship. Searching the World but my only bite has been from a local source. My cousin Bob Pile is the only person (outside of LS) that knows my plan. He invited me to a Chinese lunch near his house. He dines there frequently and made a connection for me. The girl (about 30), and her Mother joined us. She spoke a little English, the perfect amount really, we could communicate the basics but not much more. The perfect woman is a mute, but this was almost as good. I showed her pictures of the closet I'd convert to "her" room. Pictures of the laundry room, kitchen, broom closet, and of course my bed. I opted not to show her my nude pics because her Mom was there. All went well till the Mother asked about money. I played it cool but my heart was breaking on the inside. The servant duties would be in exchange for living at my place. The only money would be for her to do our grocery shopping. The bedroom fun was to be personal....of mutual benefit..no money involved... Sounds like a good, win-win situation. Your plan illustrates a level of emotional intelligence she's sure to appreciate.
Author Gold Pile Posted May 21, 2010 Author Posted May 21, 2010 I'm 5'8"- so I'd need room to stretch out a bit in the closet GP. As I told you before, I'd need two smaller shelves for my dogs. 5'8" !, that's perfect. I like my women to be between 4'11" and 7'0". (give or take a few inches). You may need to do all your stretching in my bedroom. Also when you're dusting the higher shelves each day. One dog is doable, but a 2nd dog would leave you nowhere to keep my dirty luandry.
Author Gold Pile Posted May 21, 2010 Author Posted May 21, 2010 Sounds like a good, win-win situation. Your plan illustrates a level of emotional intelligence she's sure to appreciate.Don't think I don't know what you think I don't know. Because I know what you think I don't know.
deux ex machina Posted May 21, 2010 Posted May 21, 2010 Don't think I don't know what you think I don't know. Because I know what you think I don't know. Oh, I know.
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