Drummergirl_23 Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 Well, I'm at the beginning stage in the long, hard process that is no contact. Everyone says I'll have my good and bad days and well, today is a 'poor me' kind of day. I boo hooed all the way to work, lol! So I'm trying to brighten up my day a little and for me, the best way to do that is laughter!! Does anyone have a funny story, joke, etc.?? Sometimes its good to laugh and take your mind off of the jerks in your life. I figured everyone in this forum could use a good laugh!
BlindbyLove Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 I can relate highly to what you're feeling this morning. I awoke too this morning thinking about my ex and son, but what can we do? any ways, here's a laugh for ya, hope your day gets better.... Trucker's Breakfast.... A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and Placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of Running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not want- Ing to appear stupid, went to the kitchen And said to the cook, 'This guy out there Just ordered three flat tires, a pair of head- Lights and a pair of running boards..... What does he think this place is, an auto Parts store?' 'No,' the cook said.. 'Three flat tires ... Mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights.. Is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of Running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon! 'Oh,... OK!' said the blonde. She thought About it for a moment and then spooned Up a bowl of beans and gave it to the Customer. The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?' I LOVE THIS ONE.......... remember it is a BLONDE joke lol 'She replied, 'I thought while you were Waiting for the flat tires, headlights and Running boards, you might as well gas up!
Author Drummergirl_23 Posted May 14, 2010 Author Posted May 14, 2010 lol, that was a cute one! Thanks, I know we'll all be ok, just gotta stick together and find the humor in life! I hope your day gets better too!
phoenixman Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 I am also in the beginning stage of NC, I was doing good for two days and yesterday I slipped and contacted her and now I feal emberssassed and stupid. So it's day one all over again for me. Wow I would of never in a million years would of ever imagined how hard this is, knowing that your wife of 10 years is having an affair is killing me.
Author Drummergirl_23 Posted May 14, 2010 Author Posted May 14, 2010 Yep, being embarrassed and feeling stupid are the only 2 things that usually come out of breaking down and contacting the person. Today is day two. I've had a little bit of an urge to contact but not too bad. Mostly I'm just sad that things didn't work out. Here's something funny: Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never had the courage. Finally, one day over the summer, he sees her at home and musters up the courage to ask her out. She accepts, and they make dinner plans for Saturday night. Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his buddies, and drinks like Prohibition is coming back. Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can't make it through twenty minutes without either throwing up or using the bathroom. After several hours of this, he is able to stop throwing up, but he is still running to the toilet every 20 minutes. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they meet in Westchester, and take the train to New York City (about a 30 minute ride). They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the appetizers without interruption, but he has to go back again during the entrees. They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our hero feels another rumbling, but doesn't want to look like a complete bathroom freak, so he holds it. After a few minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he still has a bit of gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of gas fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course). Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. "Oh crap," he thinks (and feels). Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his tan pants (a) start to smell, or (b) start to show stains on the outside. He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by the way, he is walking like a cowboy. On the way to the train station, they pass the Gap. Do you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking at last week?" he asks. "No problem, I'd like to look around too," she replies. They go into the Gap. Fortunately, at the Gap, men's fashions are on the right, women's fashions are on the left. They split up. Our hero grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries back to the khakis. After selecting a pair that most closely resemble his current outfit, he brings both items to the register. His eyes are on his date (still on the other side of the store) to make sure that she doesn't see him buying the pants. He doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through clenched teeth (just in case his date can read lips from 40 feet away) "Just the pants." "What?" asks the Gap girl. "Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his date.) Gap girl: "Oh, OK." He pays for the pants and walks over to his date; then they leave the store. They board the train just before it leaves the station and find two seats in the middle of the car. Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer shorts. He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window. After cleaning himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out...just the sweater.
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