stanlovesJ Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 There is this one fine lady i am interested , but i didnt know my friend likes her too! i didnt know he liked her , but screw him. How do i convince her im better, and so she goes after me? They are kind of shy , so im assuming they havent made much progress. i know she would go for me. they probably have been interested with each other for a month max. we talk everytime i see her and i can make her laugh... should i just make a move? also what do i do with my friend? how do i keep him from finding out and if he does should i just fight him?
jthorne Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 There is this one fine lady i am interested , but i didnt know my friend likes her too! i didnt know he liked her , but screw him. How do i convince her im better, and so she goes after me? They are kind of shy , so im assuming they havent made much progress. i know she would go for me. they probably have been interested with each other for a month max. we talk everytime i see her and i can make her laugh... should i just make a move? also what do i do with my friend? how do i keep him from finding out and if he does should i just fight him? What do you mean by fight him? You mean like really kick his a$$? Maybe you two should just arm wrestle for her. seriously, why don't you ask your friend what's up with him and the girl bid he really likes her, I'd back off. Plenty of "fine ladies" out there.
White Flower Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 How old are you? Are you M? Or are you just two single guys going after a single woman? Or is she M? Kinda confused.
ADF Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Unless this woman is a real idiot who gets turned on by men fighting over her, going mano-a-mano with your friend is just going to make you look desperate and childish. There isn't much you can do besides let her know you are interested and wait. Men can campaign for women's attention, but it is the women who ultimately choose. She may choose you, your friend or neither of you.
Fallen Angel Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 What do you mean by fight him? You mean like really kick his a$$? Maybe you two should just arm wrestle for her. . LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.. my thoughts exactly!! Kinda confused. Me, too!!
jwi71 Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Dude...don't be so crude. Have some class. First, practice a snooty accent. French works nicely. Then slap him the face with your glove then toss it on the ground. Look down your nose at him and declare "You sir, have impugned (google it) my honor. We shall cross swords at midnight in a fortnight (google this as well)". Turn on heel your and haughtily walk away. For the next 14 days (I gave it away)...practice saying "En guard" with aforementioned (google it) sufficiently snooty accent and swinging your rapier about. Outdoors lest you break your mother's lamp, get grounded and must miss the duel. That would be SO embarrassing.
Fallen Angel Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Dude...don't be so crude. Have some class. First, practice a snooty accent. French works nicely. Then slap him the face with your glove then toss it on the ground. Look down your nose at him and declare "You sir, have impugned (google it) my honor. We shall cross swords at midnight in a fortnight (google this as well)". Turn on heel your and haughtily walk away. For the next 14 days (I gave it away)...practice saying "En guard" with aforementioned (google it) sufficiently snooty accent and swinging your rapier about. Outdoors lest you break your mother's lamp, get grounded and must miss the duel. That would be SO embarrassing. LMAOOOOOOOOOO. I have the mental image of him trying to say the word impugned.
jthorne Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 LMAOOOOOOOOOO. I have the mental image of him trying to say the word impugned. I have the mental image of him swinging his rapier (after he googled it).
Fouts Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Kick his ass, take the woman. That's how it's been done for centuries stan.
Fallen Angel Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 And I am left with the image of them "crossing swords".. And for those who don't google it, it means to fellas doing a chick at the same time and their pecker bones touch each other.... Thanks JW! LMAO!!!!! You are so in trouble for that one. Have you not learned a lesson?? lmaoooooo... OMG, Thank You for this thread... I so needed it, since mine was so serious!!! So, OP, have you decided yet what you are going to do? Tex brings up an interesting solution to your dilema!!! You can both have her, and all remain friends. (And if you do that, then you have no need to spend all night googling!!)
Hazyhead Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 And I am left with the image of them "crossing swords".. And for those who don't google it, it means two fellas doing a chick at the same time and their pecker bones touch each other.... Thanks JW! Nice. I have visions of her being roughed up something rotten during that one as they fight to become the more dominant/stronger caveman. Poor fine lady. Although what do I know... she might be into that.
Fallen Angel Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Nice. I have visions of her being roughed up something rotten during that one as they fight to become the more dominant/stronger caveman. Poor fine lady. Although what do I know... she might be into that. It almost sounds intriguing when you put it like that! She may well be willing to give it a shot. The worst that could happen is she doesn't like it. Well, that or the guys could realize they are closer friends than they thought...
Hazyhead Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 So, OP, have you decided yet what you are going to do? Tex brings up an interesting solution to your dilema!!! You can both have her, and all remain friends. (And if you do that, then you have no need to spend all night googling!!) unfortunately for him I reckon chance will probably be a fine thing. Bless him. I can see him instead sitting in his bedroom surrounded by his wrestling and hotchicks on cars posters cleaning his sword on his own.
Hazyhead Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 She may well be willing to give it a shot. The worst that could happen is she doesn't like it. Well, that or the guys could realize they are closer friends than they thought... Now you mention it there is a perhaps unnecessary desire to be physically having it out with his friend. I reckon you're on to something there FA; maybe Tex's solution was the perfect one after all.
Fallen Angel Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 unfortunately for him I reckon chance will probably be a fine thing. Bless him. I can see him instead sitting in his bedroom surrounded by his wrestling and hotchicks on cars posters cleaning his sword on his own. En garde!! Smack, oh! Slap, ooooh! Giggle. Titter. Whoop. Guffaw. Snicker. Snigger. You two are too much. Stop it. LMAO! Cause now I am imagining him making Tex's sound effects while "cleaning his own sword":lmao:!!!
JustJoe Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 TEX!! That's the best f**king laugh I've had in months!!!
JustJoe Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 As far as the "crossing swords thing",........just.......... yukkkkkkkkkk!!
Sevenscars Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Lose the friend, keep the girl? Or lose the girl, keep the friend? There's plenty of girls in this world. More than enough for you and your friend many times over. In fact, it's probably easier to find a girl than it is to find a good friend. I've lost 3 friends to girls and I must tell you, I would have much rather kept the friends. They last longer, and they're less bitchy :-P
Dexter Morgan Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 There is this one fine lady i am interested , but i didnt know my friend likes her too! i didnt know he liked her , but screw him. How do i convince her im better you don't. If you like her, you just ask her out, date her. But to "fight" for her and try to swing her your way is kind of pathetic. If someone I like doesn't want to be with me, or is playing me against someone else, or is weighing her option between me and someone else, then I'm no longer interested. Either she is into me or she isn't. If she is making you compete, then go ahead and grovel to her if you want. And if she is doing that, then why would you really want someone that expects you to fight for her? What does she have to do other than sit back and watch you two fawn all over her? Again, either she is into you or she isn't. Now if she isn't doing this and is oblivious to either of you liking her, then just drum up a relationship with her and forget the stupid competition thing. also what do i do with my friend? how do i keep him from finding out and if he does should i just fight him? well you said screw him right? If you have the audacity to call him a friend, but say screw him, and think you are better than him....then why do you really care if he knows? and if he finds out should you just fight him? wtf kind of "friend" are you? ya sure, fight a friend over a girl....whatta guy:rolleyes:
whichwayisup Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 . How do i convince her im better Chemistry is chemistry. You cannot force someone to feel that for you..Either it's there or it's not. Maybe she is attracted to him and honestly, if she is, there's nothing you can do to make her head spin your way. They have been noticing eachother for a month before you realized you liked her. Let it go. IF she likes you, she'll make the move on you, until then back off and stop being a jerk.
White Flower Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 Dude...don't be so crude. Have some class. First, practice a snooty accent. French works nicely. Then slap him the face with your glove then toss it on the ground. Look down your nose at him and declare "You sir, have impugned (google it) my honor. We shall cross swords at midnight in a fortnight (google this as well)". Turn on heel your and haughtily walk away. For the next 14 days (I gave it away)...practice saying "En guard" with aforementioned (google it) sufficiently snooty accent and swinging your rapier about. Outdoors lest you break your mother's lamp, get grounded and must miss the duel. That would be SO embarrassing. H'un h'un h'un! (That was a French laugh)
White Flower Posted April 13, 2010 Posted April 13, 2010 And I am left with the image of them "crossing swords".. And for those who don't google it, it means two fellas doing a chick at the same time and their pecker bones touch each other.... Thanks JW! En garde!! Smack, oh! Slap, ooooh! I suddenly feel like putting on a beret and eating croissants (qwa-sewn). Time for petit-dejeuner! (that means breakfast if you can't google it).
jwi71 Posted April 14, 2010 Posted April 14, 2010 Time for petit-dejeuner! (that means breakfast if you can't google it). Oh...I'm glad you clarified that. I thought it meant "small sword" and you were pushing some Extenze pills, Swedish pumps or whatever. All of which are clearly bunk. (Real men use a 5 lb weight and some twine.) Besides, soliciting is against the guidelines.
White Flower Posted April 14, 2010 Posted April 14, 2010 Oh...I'm glad you clarified that. I thought it meant "small sword" and you were pushing some Extenze pills, Swedish pumps or whatever. All of which are clearly bunk. (Real men use a 5 lb weight and some twine.) Besides, soliciting is against the guidelines. ROTFLMAO!:p:p
Ella whispers Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 Jw, cheers. Lightened my mood in a major way! I needed this laugh. To the OP, fighting isn't hot unless you're saving her from someone.
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