datura_noir Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 I just found out that my H is still seeing the OW! They never gave up! As a matter of fact, I should have seen the signs-he took out a 500k life insurance policy on me just a month ago! And when I read the emails between them, he said "our obstacles will be over soon". She replied, "Gosh,I hope so! she's been a thorn in my side for a long time!". He even went on to say how mean,nasty and cruel I've been! That I actually ASKED him to unclog the toilet after his latest visit! She replied that SHE would have gladly unclogged it herself, how dare Datura say such things to him! Didn't I realize how precious those parts of him really were?? Even though we don't have kids, he told her he HAD to stay until the cat was spayed, because I was so mentally unstable that having unwanted kittens around would send me over the edge since I am so emotionally delicate. I realize now that she is his soulmate, the one he is destined for, so I will just gracefully fade into the sunset and take up knitting. I am at least happy that he has found true love like it was meant to be! If the worst occurs, Please think of me LS community! I just hope the 500k will be enough to supplement their dream future together.... APRIL FOOLS,people!
always_searching Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Aaaahhhh! This is the first April Fools thread on LS today that had me going! Quite imaginative, you are!
Just a stone's throw Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Thanks! I didn't read this until today and had wanted to do something yesterday but didn't have the time (or obviously the extent of your imaginations and creativity)! Bravo!!
ConflictedGuy27 Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 I have to admit, the life insurance policy was a nice touch. Lol
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