Crazy Magnet Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Finally went on a date with a guy who had had a crush on me for a couple of years. About halfway through dinner he starts talking about the last girl he dated, and how he didn't want to date another girl like her b/c "he could never date a woman he thought was as smart as he was." Then, when it was check time, he has them split it. He's a doctor! I'm a PhD student! Don't ask me out on a real date and then be so cheap as to not pay for my meal, especially after insulting my intelligence. Then, he got the waitress to take pics of us, an posted them on facebook the next day like we were dating. ???? Really?!? The worst part is we've got tons of mutual friends. Ugh. I still run into him.
DustySaltus Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 I meet this girl from POF for coffee. It's right down the block from where I work, so I show up early. She shows up, in a faded black tank top, no bra, and proceeds to tell me how she has been afraid to leave her house for the past two years, has an irrational fear of ketchup and mustard touching each other on the same plate, and lists all the different medications she is taking in order. Yeah, I split pretty early. I'd love to hear her take on peanut butter and jelly co-existing. Got to love Plenty Of Freaks
quankanne Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 went out with a cop I knew from my beat at the local newspaper. Just as friends, I thought, because he was a fun guy. He had other ideas, though. Unzipped his pants, pulled out the biggest honking hoo-hoo I've ever seen in my life and tells me, "come on, baby, you know you want it" :laugh:
LovelyDaze Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Here's a goodie. Years ago, I dated this guy I met in the dental office. We seemed to hit it off wonderfully so we went out a couple of times. The third date,I felt ready to be more intimate.So I went over his house and he had bought take-home Italian and we were enjoying the evening just talking and cuddling. It was great! He got up to go use the bathroom and while he was in there, the screensaver on his computer pops up. No big deal? A long slideshow of bestiality photos scroll across the screen! Pics of girls "with" horses, dogs, goats, you name it...he had it on there. When he came out & saw my face in shock, he made an excuse that he wasn't feeling too well and needed to take medicine and sleep it off. We fumbled and mumbled quick goodbyes and hightailed it out of there! Needless to say, he never called and you can bet I was relieved about that!
silic0ntoad Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Here's a goodie. Years ago, I dated this guy I met in the dental office. We seemed to hit it off wonderfully so we went out a couple of times. The third date,I felt ready to be more intimate.So I went over his house and he had bought take-home Italian and we were enjoying the evening just talking and cuddling. It was great! He got up to go use the bathroom and while he was in there, the screensaver on his computer pops up. No big deal? A long slideshow of bestiality photos scroll across the screen! Pics of girls "with" horses, dogs, goats, you name it...he had it on there. When he came out & saw my face in shock, he made an excuse that he wasn't feeling too well and needed to take medicine and sleep it off. We fumbled and mumbled quick goodbyes and hightailed it out of there! Needless to say, he never called and you can bet I was relieved about that! LOL. That's capitol!
phineas Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 went out with a cop I knew from my beat at the local newspaper. Just as friends, I thought, because he was a fun guy. He had other ideas, though. Unzipped his pants, pulled out the biggest honking hoo-hoo I've ever seen in my life and tells me, "come on, baby, you know you want it" :laugh: I worked with a girl who told us a similiar story while drunk. She told us she did want it after she saw it. LOL!
annxxdisaster Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 I obviously need to try dating more. I don't have any bad date stories really. Just terribly awkward ones. Sigh. :\
2sure Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Long time ago. Met a guy on line, no picture although he had seen mine. He was fun tho, and I decided to meet him at a bar. He told me, and I'm serious, to simply look for the best looking guy in the bar. I got there early thinking it would be easier to spot him walking thru the door. Great looking guy comes in, sees me, big smile...I couldnt be more pleased. Except it isnt "him" , still we connect and by the time the other guy shows its obvious even to him that he is not the best looking guy in the bar.
torranceshipman Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 I once ended up on a date with a Nazi who gave me a lacture on why I was a race traitor. Lol, I reckon this is worse than anything else that anyone else can come up with
quankanne Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 She told us she did want it after she saw it. LOL! OW OW OW OW!!!
terra Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Great idea JS, these are pretty funny! My turn... I met a guy in a bar when I was out for a friend's birthday. He had sat down at the bar next to me and we chatted for a while. He seemed really cool in the bar... He called me the next morning to hang out (which I thought was a bit weird) but I declined and we made plans to go out on the following weekend. When I saw him without my Captain Morgan's spiced rum and coke glasses he was like a good foot shorter than me. How did I not notice that in the bar? Granted he was sitting the entire time and his torso was freakishly long. Whatever, like I said he seemed cool so I thought the date would be fun. The entire dinner he kept looking at me with his head turned and one eye opened bigger and his eyebrow raised - I think he thought it was sexy but it was so so creepy. After we headed to the movie and he bought a chocolate bar. During the movie he kept trying to feed me chocolate. He finally stopped when I got mad. When I went to drop him off at his place he just sat in my car making those weird eyes at me -I'm assuming waiting for a kiss. Finally I was like ok, gotta go can you please get out of my car. He got out and I speed off. He called me for a second date... he was clueless. I'm just glad that he didn't know where I lived because I would have seriously joined the witness protection program. He was such a weirdo.
mammax3 Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Awesome idea! Terra, yours made me lol! That eye, I can only imagine! My worst date (and they've been limited) was with a guy from a dating site. We connected well through text, we briefly met prior to our date and it all seemed good. We had NO connection, our lunch date was painful, although I thought he was quite cute. He complained about his ex and what a btich she was and how she left him cuz he was too lazy and didn't ever do anything. I have 3 kids and he knew this, and made some comments about how great kids are - then followed with some odd comments that left me wondering.
aerogurl87 Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Haha these are pretty funny, hmm worst date I ever had was with this guy who I was sort of friends with. He was probably one of the sexiest men I've ever laid eyes on. Tall, European, extremely intelligent, muscular, with black hair. Anyway, we started off our date with a trip to this restaraunt that was on the intercoastal waterway. Very nice view with the sun setting in the background, but throughout dinner he kept taking business calls and texting on his Blackberry every 10 seconds. That should've been a bad sign, but we had planned to go out for a night on the town and I was on vacation, so I decided not to go with the flow. Well we're on our way to South Beach and we get pulled over by the cops for apparently running a red light. They search his car for an hour, put him in handcuffs, and I start freaking out while they ask me tons of questions. Next thing I know they're bringing in a canine unit to search the car because they think he's a drug dealer or something (all because he had lots of money on him, I looked alot younger than I am, and whatever other wonderful combination they came up with). Anyway, so they finally let us go and we proceed to South Beach with this awkward silence. Get there, start clubbing, and I start having some fun until he gets drunk. We're club hopping and he decides he wants to drive home (not a good idea) so I convince him it's not a good idea and end up taking his keys and having to hail us a cab to take him back to his place. He ends up passing out in his car, so I end up having to drag him out of the car with the help of the cabbie and somehow he wakes up when we get to the front desk. He drunkedly takes the elevator to his floor and goes to his condo and passes out on the couch. I take a bubble bath and promise myself to never date him again.
quankanne Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 a bubble bath at his place? Pretty ballsy ... and too funny!
aerogurl87 Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 a bubble bath at his place? Pretty ballsy ... and too funny! Lol, he had one of those jet tubs so I couldn't resist Plus after that horrifying night I had, I felt I deserved one. But he did cook me breakfast the next morning so I guess that helped to make up for it.
sally4sara Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 I had a date one time with a guy who was older than me by more than a couple of years. How many years? I don't know; he would not tell me. It made no sense, he didn't look that old in the spectrum of older. I met him through Habitat for Humanity at a work site and agreed to have coffee. We were both volunteers and I agreed to ride to his home to drop off tools at the end of the day the following weekend. Once inside he began to show me pictures. You know the way REALLY OLD pictures look? Well that was how his wedding picture looked (he showed me his old wedding photos?) He went on to tell me he was a theology major in college. During the discussion of religion, he told me that only male homosexuality was a sin, but that female homosexuality was natural gift god gave women for pleasing their husband. I couldn't get around that (unfounded) believe nor the fact that he wouldn't just say his age. He looked good for whatever it was and was fit, but it was just too weird.
silic0ntoad Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 So I went on a date last night. What a disaster. Met this girl through mutual friends. She looked good, we had chilled before so I thought I had a little bit of an idea what she was all about. We met for drinks at a local bar. She shows up about thirty minutes late, and proceeds to berate the bartender for not making her drink (cpt and coke) strong enough. I chuckle, ignore, and hope this isn't just the beginning. I was wrong. She proceeds to get completely smashed, thankfully, on her own tab (I bought the first two rounds). She's hooting and yelling out the lyrics to tunes on the jukebox, then proceeds to grab my hands and thrust them down her blouse. At this point I am convinced she is a f'ing nut job. Her friend had dropped her off, so I drive her to her place, all the while, she is vomitting out of my passenger window. The whole time she is blithering on about how great we would be together and how much fun I am. LOL. I walk her to the front door since she can barely walk, and low and behold, some young guy answers, and starts screaming at me for being with his drunk GF. I politely told him we got hooked up through mutual friends and I didn't know she had a BF. I left. She hasn't stopped texting me. Ugh. Another number for verizon to block.
Author Jersey Shortie Posted March 24, 2010 Author Posted March 24, 2010 Aerogirl, can't blame a girl for taking the oppurtunity to use a jetted tub! A girl after my own heart. He went on to tell me he was a theology major in college. During the discussion of religion, he told me that only male homosexuality was a sin, but that female homosexuality was natural gift god gave women for pleasing their husband. OMG. That is really funny. Good stories folks!
Sivok Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Alright so I met this girl on POF a few months back. We were talking through texts and phone for a while until we finally decide to meet up. So I pick her up and granted this girl is extremely attractive - a former model in her teens. However, regardless of her looks, the rest of the night would result in disaster. The second she gets into my car, my date pulls out a cigarette and begins smoking with the car windows up. She then comments on the male friend who saw her off - a tall overweight fellow - and commented how he was jovial but never someone she would ever have sex with. That first two minutes screamed disaster, and oh did disaster follow. The entire trip to the restaurant she goes on and on about how all her friends do nothing but call her beautiful, how so many guys hit on her, and all the male friends that want to sleep with her - which she then went on to explain why she would never have sex with any. I take her to a Japanese steak house. We're eating dinner and we ordered drinks to go along with the food. In those settings, you have multiple families around one large table where the food is cooked right infront of you. Regardless of that fact, she would blurt out profanity over profanity (for instance, when the onion volcano came along, she yelled "that's fu**ing amazing!). Also, when she finished her drink, she grabbed mine and gulped it down. Afterwords we went out and she said she knew a great dessert place in a nearby mall. But take this, she referred to herself in the third person. So we get to the mall, eat our desserts, then she sees a local clothes shop nearby. She runs inside like a giddy schoolgirl and says she needs to pick up things for halloween. She goes in there, tries on some clothes, then goes to the counter -eyeing me - then pays for them; she dropped $100 on boots, boyshorts, among other things. When we're heading out of the store, she gives me a dirty look and says 'wow, I'm surprised you didn't pay for those'. I drop her off, she hugs me, gives me a kiss on the cheeks, and says 'call me!' before heading off. That's a call I never made
sally4sara Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 In highschool, I agreed to go out with an old friend of my best friend. He told me his friend had just broke up with his long time GF and she was having a party that night with the guy she cheated on his friend with. He wanted us to make sure we kept his friend's mind off the party so he would go there and pick a fight. It was a double date. They picked me up in old friend's car; you could hear Too Short bumping a full five minutes before they pulled in my drive. He was rude, kept asking if he could draw on my chest. Despite us all being underage, we managed to score some booze. We went back to my BF's house, were the guy got wasted an maudlin. He told me I was prettier than exGF and he thought he was FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME. Proceeded to stalk me for the next 3 months. Hard to avoid him as he was always around at my friend's house now that he had a car. Told any guy I talked to that he was my BF and he would have them killed. He turned out to be a drug dealer and a known one. I was at my job one time talking to a coworker outside when the guy pulled up and asked my coworker if he had a death wish. My coworker turned 3 shades of white and later told me he knew exactly who the guy was and that he def could have him killed. Luckily about 2 weeks after that, he had one of his henchmen? show up to inform me that he was breaking up with me and getting back with his ex. I shut the door after the guy left and did a little dance of joy.
hopesndreams Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Had a meetup from a dating site, last night. Hadn't been out on a meetup since end of November and thought it was time to get myself out there again. Upon meeting there was no attraction, physical or otherwise. A little chit chat here and there about mundane stuff and I was drinking my drink, at the bar, pretty quickly. After a few minutes of dead silence, he starts talking about his life. He tells me again that he has been divorced for 10 years and goes on to say that he only had one brief relationship in all those years. He says, " I gave up my marriage of 12 years for a married woman. She didn't leave her husband. She's still with him now. I'm still in contact with her. I don't know what to do. I don't think I will ever get over her." I then had to look at the sad face he put on for me, telling me this, and felt sick to my stomach. I have never been so physically close to someone that oozed ick. Once upon a time, I may have felt some sympathy for him but that was back then when I didn't know what I do now. I say, "Does her husband know?" He says, "Know what?" "That you're having an affair with his wife." He says, "No." I told him he should tell him and he asks why. I told him that he deserves someone better and he says, "Yes, I do deserve someone better, you're right." I corrected him and said, "No, not you, her husband." And with that, I stood up, said bye and left.
silic0ntoad Posted March 24, 2010 Posted March 24, 2010 Wow Hopes. That guy is creeeeeper. Get owned.
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