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Things I won't miss:

 

 

  • trying to decipher all his lies to get to the truth
  • being expected to pay his way since he's too drunk and busy with his xbox to get a job
  • the crappy sex; he was as selfish in bed as he was in everything else
  • babysitting him when he was blind drunk to make sure he didn't die a rock star death
  • the way he thought it was funny to fart in my car right before I let him out so that I didn't notice it until it was too late to yank him back in the car and put a boot in his ass

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Lets see, what don't I miss?

 

- His poor personal hygiene (which rubbed off on me *shudders*)

- His inability to clean up after himself, he ate a packet of crisps and the empty packet would be thrown the floor, that kind of thing

- His smelly and old underwear

- Selfish-ness in bed

- His *I don't like cuddling you in bed because I feel "trapped in" what aload of BS...

- His constant lying and exaggerating

- His running round after people to be "helpful" when infact he always had ulterior motives

- Terrible with money

- Often bored me with his inane stories he had told me loads of times before

- Nothing was EVER his fault

- His temper and mood swings

- His bizarre relationship with his mother

- The fact he deserted his children - always ran from problems or difficult times!

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the layer of baby powder I constantly had to clean off of everything in the bathroom from his daily ritual of powdering his balls. I swear he threw it in the air and did some sort of tribal dance in there. It was an annoyingly huge mess.

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the layer of baby powder I constantly had to clean off of everything in the bathroom from his daily ritual of powdering his balls. I swear he threw it in the air and did some sort of tribal dance in there. It was an annoyingly huge mess.

 

That is yucky and awesome at the same time!:laugh:

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yea, he had wicked LBS ("long ball syndrome") and I won't miss those gnarly things swinging around willy nilly either - powder fresh or not!

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the layer of baby powder I constantly had to clean off of everything in the bathroom from his daily ritual of powdering his balls. I swear he threw it in the air and did some sort of tribal dance in there. It was an annoyingly huge mess.

 

Oh wow this really made me laugh!

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yea, he had wicked LBS ("long ball syndrome") and I won't miss those gnarly things swinging around willy nilly either - powder fresh or not!

 

hahaha LONG BALL LARRY!!!!!

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Let's see. What do I miss?

 

The way she arched her body during sex -- like a mixture of the goddess of love and the goddess of war.

 

The way she would stroke my face before we fell asleep. How she would whisper into my ear all the things a man loves to hear while stroking her finger up my sides.

 

The way she would randomly pull out my thingie and go happy while in the car.

 

The way she looked at me while smiling and telling me how wonderful I made her feel.

 

 

Oh oh oh .... sorry ... this isn't a fictional thread?'

 

We dated the same girl, apparently. If I find another like this, I'm gonna be shocked.

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the layer of baby powder I constantly had to clean off of everything in the bathroom from his daily ritual of powdering his balls. I swear he threw it in the air and did some sort of tribal dance in there. It was an annoyingly huge mess.

 

I really wish I wasn't eating powdered sugar covered donut holes when I came upon this one...OMG! I'm laughing and choking at the same time :lmao:

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OMG

 

where are my incontenance pads when i need them!!!!!!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

i cant beat the last comments! damn

 

i had 3 second sex?????????/ dont miss that?

blink it happened.

 

oh is that it ? (nudge)

 

hey is that it?? (nudge nudge)

 

oi have you done??

 

"snore, fart, belsh and ugh"

 

i see it was! UGH. Well you snoring git, im still wide awake and sooooooooo not satisfied. I shall rub your towel on my bum. ha

 

 

thats mine:o

 

nobby xx

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- Being costantly devalued and forced to a place of lesser importance than all of his 'friends'

 

- Being told I was too needy for texting him 3 times a week

 

- Being ridiculed for sending him lovely texts and being caring a loving (he told me this was creepy) - wtf?!

 

- Being passive aggressive abut absolutely everything but always getting his way anyway

 

- Being made to feel like I was nothing to him when he KNEW he was in love with me

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You guys are awesome. :)

 

What DON'T I miss?

 

The 3-day long converstations/discussions/arguments about something I did that made him feel really awful about himself. (example--he texted me over 20 times in 15 min while I was in the shower, asking why I wasn't talking to him, and why I was acting like a bitch because I wouldn't answer him. When I finally called him, the 1st words out of my mouth were "WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT???" Since I yelled at him, that made him feel bad :)

 

The constant negativity.

The fact that he had zero friends

He was horrible with money

He always broke promises to himself, me, and his children.

He never gave me anything for bdays, anniversaries (never had enough money)

 

Never took responsibility for anything, (every relationship was always his ex's fault)

Always threw stuff from the past in my face.

Never really told the whole truth.

Overlooked his own faults and always focused on mine.

Never compromised.

Thought that it was okay to call me a bitch, since I pissed him off first.

Extremely revenge-minded.

 

I could so go on..........but I'll stop there, lol. It was like once I started typing,........I couldn't stop!

 

--T

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