Amy35 Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 One time, in the middle of sex, my dog jumped on the bed and stuck her NOSE in my boyfriend's butt crack! I guess she was saying hello. I have no idea if she sniffed, or sniffed and licked or what, but he yelped and practically threw himself off the bed. All I could do way laugh hysterically. Talk about a mood killer. I've been paranoid about it ever since and try to always make sure I shut her out of the room. That is hilarious!!! I haven't laughed so much in ages.....
OceanTropic Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 He either had bad breath, spit in my mouth, or wouldn't stop talking. I once had an ex who would tell me at least 10 times during sex, "Oh baby you're so wet." Well no **** Sherlock, thanks for the update!
MalachiX Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Way to take it personally. I'm sure we've never met - m'kay buddy? Great, and now you're telling everyone we've never met. I pull your hair ONE TIME and you pretend I don't exist! Look, I know I'm not perfect. I realize I should have stopped yanking your hair when it came out in large clumps. I realize it might have weirded you out when I screamed your grand-father's name. I realize that perhaps it's not the best idea to donkey-punch when we're facing each other. But none of that is any reason to get all upset.
Orchid8 Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 He either had bad breath, spit in my mouth, or wouldn't stop talking. I once had an ex who would tell me at least 10 times during sex, "Oh baby you're so wet." Well no **** Sherlock, thanks for the update! Spit in your mouth?? lol
Chitowngirl Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 I am curious about what the most unpleasant/annoying things were that a partner did during sex? One ex bf wouldn't shut up and would always say, "Oh you're so wet. You're so wet oh my god. Your pu**y's so tight. Jesus Christ. F*ck! Immma gunna cum omg" I asked another guy to use a condom, and he said he only had one that was left over from his ex wife, when she made him use one. WTF don't talk about your ex wife when I'm here naked waiting for you!!! Laying in wet spots afterwards is pretty gross as well. Oh yeah beds that squeak are super annoying.
sally4sara Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Great, and now you're telling everyone we've never met. I pull your hair ONE TIME and you pretend I don't exist! Look, I know I'm not perfect. I realize I should have stopped yanking your hair when it came out in large clumps. I realize it might have weirded you out when I screamed your grand-father's name. I realize that perhaps it's not the best idea to donkey-punch when we're facing each other. But none of that is any reason to get all upset. Well if you would've realized that OW OW OW wasn't OH OH OH, I might not be pretending I don't know you. I kinda liked the swapping donkey punches. But I think you liked it better when I was pegging you.
The Paper Knight Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 Oh yeah beds that squeak are super annoying. Totally! I am going to get a new base for my bed ASAP! I was at it the other day and yeah it is so distracting especially when its your own! Worst moment for me was when a gf gave me a hand job and she shot me in the chin! I saw it coming, but couldnt duck in time. Do you girls like getting sprayed?
homersheineken Posted March 16, 2010 Posted March 16, 2010 It is like doing Mary Katerine squats over a sweaty guy who keeps messing up your balance and places no friction or contact on a woman's clitoris. lol I've had women who enjoy it.
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