bac Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 I am curious about what the most unpleasant/annoying things were that a partner did during sex?
Lakeside_runner Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 Ah - what the heck... I'm gonna share it So, three years ago I was in a LDR. I'd be with my GF every summer. Since I was a graduate student I wouldn't do anything during my vacation time, she'd work all day etc. etc. So, I'd cook for us both and so on. So, one night we have sex and somewhere between the foreplay and me actually penetrating her she goes - "Did you make sure to put the soup into the fridge?" Geez... I couldn't stop thinking about it for a week!!!
threebyfate Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 Nothing during but postcoitally, ending up on the wet spot(s)! Yucky!
alphamale Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 one girl used to like having me stick me finger up her rectum when she started orgasming. i used to hate to get out of bed after sex and wash my hand. there would be like pooh and some white creamy substance on me finger
phineas Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 When I was dateing my STBXW I had her up on the couch & was toungeing her. When she orgasmed she farted while my face was down there.
shadowplay Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 there would be like pooh and some white creamy substance on me finger seriously??
xpaperxcutx Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 (edited) The guy thought he was doing me a favor by going at it for almost 2 hours. I was bored, he said he saw me roll my eyes, and we had to use lube two times just for him to continue ( and we weren't even doing it backdoor). Somewhere along the line, he told me to " beg" him to f- me again. Needless to say, I did not comply. Edited March 14, 2010 by xpaperxcutx
Author bac Posted March 14, 2010 Author Posted March 14, 2010 When I was dateing my STBXW I had her up on the couch & was toungeing her. When she orgasmed she farted while my face was down there. Are you sure that it was farting? Because the vagina sometimes sucks air in during the intercourse. Then, the air goes out during sex with a sound which is very similar to farting.
ashleigh422 Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 It may just be me.. but really excessive sweating was prolly the worst... like.. he wasn't even that great or working all that hard but had been drinkin and who knows what else... he was sweatin all over the place.. ughhhh
phineas Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 Are you sure that it was farting? Because the vagina sometimes sucks air in during the intercourse. Then, the air goes out during sex with a sound which is very similar to farting. This was pre-screwing & she farted. I've experienced the other thing after a few rounds & she's all loosened up.
tami-chan Posted March 14, 2010 Posted March 14, 2010 When I was dateing my STBXW I had her up on the couch & was toungeing her. When she orgasmed she farted while my face was down there. :lmao::lmao:!!!! phineas!!! omg..this is too funny!
Silver_star Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 I gotta let some guys know ( if they think its a turn on) that blowing on it while your going down on me...is not hot. Its irritating, and I want contact with the tongue, or or mouth..not air blowing on it like a fan.
JohnnyBlaze Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Throw up. No, really. She did. Fortunately, I moved in time. Note: drunken sex is NOT always as fun as advertised. A close second would be mentioning about how her ex used to do the same thing with his tongue that I happened to be doing at that moment. She mentioned it as a positive, as she did like it, but she just couldn't understand why I instantly lost all desire to have sex with her that night.
JustJoe Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Once , post-coitally, my MW told me "that was the best PERFORMANCE she had ever experienced". WTF? Am I a trained seal or circus elephant?
BettyBoop Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Burped straight in my face when riding and facing each other and then wanted to continue kissing.
sally4sara Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Guy who can't understand that if they don't wipe well, no one wants to give them oral. I'm not making these sounds cuz I like it; you are on my hair and it hurts. Get your hand off the back of my head. I breath out of this opening too you know. I can't relax if you're choking me out. No, I wasn't in the mood for anal and since you tried to go there anyway, don't even dream of trying vaginal sex again till you've scrubbed up. Eating out does not imply you use your teeth. Trim your damn snarly fingernails! Reverse cowgirl does nothing for the woman. Those porn stars were getting paid to pretend they liked it. No, I didn't not get mine in the 5 minutes this took for you to finish.
single-n-lonely Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 "Are you sure that it was farting? Because the vagina sometimes sucks air in during the intercourse. Then, the air goes out during sex with a sound which is very similar to farting." QUEEFING! Anyway, for me, I cannot stand it when a man is too shy or nervous to take control. I like it rough. Also, once i was having sex with a guy and he had to get up in the middle of it to take a ****. he was on the ****ter forever. granted, thats not his fault. when u gotta go, u gotta go. But i was over it by the time he was done. Try to empty your bowels BEFORE the heavy petting, guys!
Luv2dance Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Once , post-coitally, my MW told me "that was the best PERFORMANCE she had ever experienced". WTF? Am I a trained seal or circus elephant? Sorry, but this made me :lmao:
Crazy Magnet Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 One time, in the middle of sex, my dog jumped on the bed and stuck her NOSE in my boyfriend's butt crack! I guess she was saying hello. I have no idea if she sniffed, or sniffed and licked or what, but he yelped and practically threw himself off the bed. All I could do way laugh hysterically. Talk about a mood killer. I've been paranoid about it ever since and try to always make sure I shut her out of the room.
amymarieca Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 One guy I dated made me twist his nipples while we were having sex. I don't mind doing stuff like that, but when he kept trying to make me do it harder and harder, it just got annoying because it broke my concentration on my own pleasure!
MalachiX Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 I'm not making these sounds cuz I like it; you are on my hair and it hurts. It's not our fault if the sounds your sounds for pain and pleasures are EXACTLY THE SAME! If you wanna indicate something hurts, don't moan in a slightly different tone, just say "ouch!"
sally4sara Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 It's not our fault if the sounds your sounds for pain and pleasures are EXACTLY THE SAME! If you wanna indicate something hurts, don't moan in a slightly different tone, just say "ouch!" Way to take it personally. I'm sure we've never met - m'kay buddy?
homersheineken Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Reverse cowgirl does nothing for the woman. Those porn stars were getting paid to pretend they liked it. . This is not true.
sally4sara Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 This is not true. It is like doing Mary Katerine squats over a sweaty guy who keeps messing up your balance and places no friction or contact on a woman's clitoris.
OnlyJake Posted March 15, 2010 Posted March 15, 2010 Agree, reverse cowgirl does nothing for me, as a woman. It's terrible.
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