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Haha, and I'm not referring to masturbation.

 

I just watched the music video for Pink's "Sober" and there is a scene where she makes out with herself. I also recently read "The Time Traveler’s Wife" and there is a scene in the book where he travels back and has sex with himself as an adolescent. Since it's clearly a topic that is coming up in the media to some extent, I wonder what you all would do if you had the opportunity to have sex with yourself?

 

Personally, it depends on my other self's age--I certainly wouldn't have sex with myself at 7 or 70. However, anywhere between 18 and 50: maybe. Haha, I think I'm attractive, and it would be interesting--I would definitely have to go to confession afterward.

 

:p

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jeez NO, I am way to ugly :D:D:D

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Hell no... the idea of it is revolting.

 

Unless maybe I got really drunk and found myself more attractive through beer goggles... And if my other self would have to be pretty drunk also and easily taken advantage of, lol.

 

I don't even know how I got the people I have had sex with into bed, to be honest.

 

The thought of seeing my skinny, pasty naked ass walking around the bedroom... my long, dull hair hanging frizzily in my ugly cartoonish face, that glazed, hungry, "I'm about to get laid." look in my eyes, licking my thin lips as I make my way awkwardly to the bed, my big feet tripping over stuff... *shudders* I'm throwing up in my mouth a little bit.

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Would you have sex with yourself?

 

No way (shuddering in horror)

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No... I'm not my type.. :(

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Assuming this 'self' was female and we were engaging in heterosexual sex, then:

 

Yes, I'd hit it. But only with a paperbag over my head.

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Wow. I have to say: I'm surprised. I figured more people would take advantage of the opportunity if it were given...

 

I mean, I've heard the whole, "opposites attract" line, but there's a lot of evidence showing that we are fond of familiarity in looks and personality as well--so that which is most similar to ourselves is often times more attractive than what is not.

 

Okay, well, since I know a lot of guys may be hesitant to penetrate themselves, and there's a lot of debate whether homosexuals (which I'm implying by "sex with self") actually "have sex" versus "perform sexual acts," what if I just qualify the question with performing "sexual acts" on yourself? Or even just making-out with yourself?

 

Come on...you guys really wouldn't be even the slightest bit intrigued by the idea? :bunny::bunny:;)

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Come on...you guys really wouldn't be even the slightest bit intrigued by the idea? :bunny::bunny:;)

 

 

No thanks, no intrest at all in that.

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No thanks, no intrest at all in that.

 

Haha, well then, it's official: I'm a weirdo! :cool::p

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Haha, well then, it's official: I'm a weirdo! :cool::p

 

 

No you're not I'm just saying that's not something I could do

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I'm getting visual images of Jame Gumb in Silence of the Lambs

 

"Would you eff me?" I would eff me."

 

So yeah, rub the lotion of the skin cuz I would totally eff myself. :p

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I'm getting visual images of Jame Gumb in Silence of the Lambs

 

"Would you eff me?" I would eff me."

 

So yeah, rub the lotion of the skin cuz I would totally eff myself. :p

 

Hahahaha! :lmao:

 

That's great.

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Yes I would.

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i sleep with meself every nite :laugh:

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I'd do me over and over so hard, I wouldn't be able to walk straight the next day. But I guarantee I'd have a smile on my face.

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This thread is cracking me up...

:p

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No. Why would I? I know how to do it myself but I much rather be with someone who can ignite my fire. :)

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I'd kill myself in cold blood.

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I'd do me over and over so hard, I wouldn't be able to walk straight the next day. But I guarantee I'd have a smile on my face.

 

 

I bet your butt-crack wouldn't be smiling.

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Sure. But I'd have to buy me dinner first.

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