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Conservative Parents + Big Hickey = FML


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I needed some sympathy!

 

Yes, the BF and I have sort of been verbally working out this whole "ex" issue. Lord, there's like a million of them, but I'm not backing off my boundaries and he keeps insisting. We're not screaming and yelling type fighting, we just keep talking about it and trying to get to a compromise that we can both live with.

 

Anyway, I digress. The point is we ended up having the greatest take out our frustration sex last night and I ended up with the biggest freakin hickey in the world. It's like half my neck. I guess he got a little carried away with the biting.

 

He sends me an email about 5 minutes ago saying his ultra conservative parents are in town and want us to do dinner.

 

We're both in our 30's, so surely they assume we have sex, but DANG, they are still going to have a heart attack. I mean, I had a heart attack when I discovered it. I feel like I should be in the next vampire movie.

 

I literally wore my one and only turtleneck type shirt yesterday and it's been smashed into the dirty clothes. Hello Febreeze!!!

 

I'm mortified! ha!

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One of the strongest cover-up formulas that exist:

 

http://www.tattoocamo.com/

 

...but a turtleneck is an alright substitute as well! :lmao: Good luck CM!

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