Gold Pile Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 Women have odors that require special cleaning and perfume. They are programmed with emotions the push the limits of sanity. They are pressured to buy loads of fancy clothes and expensive hairdos. Spend a fortunes on cosmetics. They have to work harder at staying slim. Don't get me going on monthly leakage issues. At an age when men are gaining a relaxed calmness, women suffer hot flashes etc.
laRubiaBonita Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 Men seem to generalize all women- what a Burden to be a narrow minded male
OWoman Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 Women have odors that require special cleaning and perfume. You've clearly never been in a men's locker room, or close to men's socks They are programmed with emotions the push the limits of sanity. Never been down the sports pub when a favoured team loses, then? They are pressured to buy loads of fancy clothes and expensive hairdos. I've never felt the pressure - but then, I don't buy silly magazines or watch TV. I suspect guys that read "men's magazines" are under just as much pressure - to dress cool, use the right products, have the body toned just so... Spend a fortunes on cosmetics. My H's son spends wayyyy more on "men's products" like hair gel, cleanser, moisturiser etc than I do (and he's straight!) They have to work harder at staying slim. ... but often do, while guys walk around looking 23 months pregnant and die of heart attacks at obscene ages. Guys are more prone to heart disease, cholesterol problems, several cancers, etc and conditions like haemophilia and colour blindness that women don't get. Don't get me going on monthly leakage issues. I won't. Men's hormones are far less predictable than smooth monthly cycles... At an age when men are gaining a relaxed calmness, women suffer hot flashes etc. "a relaxed calmness"?? Never heard a midlife crisis been described that way before.... Oh - and - men get to pee standing up, but that's a rather poor substitute for multiple orgasms, IMO
Author Gold Pile Posted February 22, 2010 Author Posted February 22, 2010 Well spoke ladies, well spoke:lmao:
Jersey Shortie Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 Being a woman isn't easy stuff. Isn't it funny how many more men want to become women then women that want to become men? And how many men desire to be with women? We are wonderfully extrodinary creatures that make a man's life more fullfilling and exciting. AND since our lives are more difficult, as Goldpile said, doesn't that mean we are not only the fairer sex but the stronger one as well? God bless your mamas.
threebyfate Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 The only thing that I have an issue with, is pregnancy. I would so love to put a wedge between mens' hipbones and crank them wider apart, over a 9+ month period. Then I would force feed them, so they gain 35 lbs. but only on their stomachs so they have to wander around with their center of gravity screwed up, with potential back problems. If they vomit, too bad, they'll need to eat more, to offset the calorie loss. Then, women would complain if they don't lose those 35 lbs in 4 months, post pregnancy. Fair is fair.
SarahRose Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 The only thing that I have an issue with, is pregnancy. I would so love to put a wedge between mens' hipbones and crank them wider apart, over a 9+ month period. Then I would force feed them, so they gain 35 lbs. but only on their stomachs so they have to wander around with their center of gravity screwed up, with potential back problems. If they vomit, too bad, they'll need to eat more, to offset the calorie loss. Then, women would complain if they don't lose those 35 lbs in 4 months, post pregnancy. Fair is fair. Yes and that 35lbs sitting right on their bladder!
Author Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2010 Author Posted February 23, 2010 The only thing that I have an issue with, is pregnancy. I would so love to put a wedge between mens' hipbones and crank them wider apart, over a 9+ month period. Then I would force feed them, so they gain 35 lbs. but only on their stomachs so they have to wander around with their center of gravity screwed up, with potential back problems. If they vomit, too bad, they'll need to eat more, to offset the calorie loss. Then, women would complain if they don't lose those 35 lbs in 4 months, post pregnancy. Fair is fair. I forgot to mention the giving birth bit!
laRubiaBonita Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 I forgot to mention the giving birth bit! Jealous aren't you.... The only life men can grow internally is tape worm and other random parasites
Author Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2010 Author Posted February 23, 2010 Jealous aren't you.... The only life men can grow internally is tape worm and other random parasites :lmao: I don't want to spoil anyone's opinion of me but I have taken a few troublesome craps in my life. (Nearly passing out on the bowl) I expect this is similar to the pain involved in pregnancy.... so women have my respect in that department. Still glad I'm male, I admit my "movements":o didn't take 9 months, and I didn't need to name it and get it shots etc.
threebyfate Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 GP, at least women's hairlines don't recede to our butt cracks, whereby we comb over from the nape of our necks, to our foreheads! When people say flipping your hair, they don't mean a flap that waves in the wind!
blind_otter Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 Women have odors that require special cleaning and perfume. I assume you have never enjoyed the peculiar smell of nut funk. Don't get me going on monthly leakage issues. At an age when men are gaining a relaxed calmness, women suffer hot flashes etc. What about....E.D.?
blind_otter Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 The only thing that I have an issue with, is pregnancy. I would so love to put a wedge between mens' hipbones and crank them wider apart, over a 9+ month period. Then I would force feed them, so they gain 35 lbs. but only on their stomachs so they have to wander around with their center of gravity screwed up, with potential back problems. If they vomit, too bad, they'll need to eat more, to offset the calorie loss. Then, women would complain if they don't lose those 35 lbs in 4 months, post pregnancy. Fair is fair. Sometimes, I wish I was a sea horse...
blair08 Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 Well I will say there are times I do not enjoy these hormones when they are out of whack. But, for the most part I'm pretty content with being a woman.
Meaplus3 Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 Don't get me going on monthly leakage issues. At an age when men are gaining a relaxed calmness, women suffer hot flashes etc. Based upon the hot flashes alone, I think I'd rather be a man. Mea:)
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