Gold Pile Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 Although I'm currently dating a widow (she's been a friendly acquaintance for years, but we finally had sex Friday) I still have an eye out for other women to date. A local supermarket has a hot manager. She walks the aisles very fast and barely returns my "hello" as she strides away. Saturday I tried a new tactic.... as she approached I opened a loaf of bread and removed 2 slices. She abruptly stopped and told me I couldn't do that. I told her I intended to pay for the 2 slices so there shouldn't be a problem. She countered that I had to buy the entire loaf. I said I only wanted enough for a sandwich and I mentioned that nobody complained when I removed a can of soda from the 6 pack in aisle seven. At this point she seemed ready to explode. I laughed and said I'd buy the entire loaf if she'd help consume the extra sandwiches on a lunch date at my place. Not much of a surprise that she turned me down, but it did make her smile. Hey it's a start and I see her every week. Sunday I invited my widow friend over for sandwiches, we had sex for the 2nd and 3rd times. She just left. Life is going pretty good lately.
alphamale Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 Sunday I invited my widow friend over for sandwiches, we had sex for the 2nd and 3rd times. She just left. Life is going pretty good lately. baloney or penis butter?
Author Gold Pile Posted February 22, 2010 Author Posted February 22, 2010 baloney or penis butter?Gross ! Hi alpha, Ham -n-cheese on wheat:)
Author Gold Pile Posted February 22, 2010 Author Posted February 22, 2010 Sunday I invited my widow friend over for sandwiches, we had sex for the 2nd and 3rd times I'm tired, thanl goodness there isn't any sex expected for a few days.
tinktronik Posted February 22, 2010 Posted February 22, 2010 Gross ! Hi alpha, Ham -n-cheese on wheat:) That God it's only wheat bread.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2010 Author Posted February 23, 2010 That God it's only wheat bread. Hi tink, and huh?
jhonrider19 Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 Nice Bread Dates. It seems Pretty strange to read the Bread Date. I hope you must have enjoyed on this Date.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 23, 2010 Author Posted February 23, 2010 Nice Bread Dates. It seems Pretty strange to read the Bread Date. I hope you must have enjoyed on this Date.Well, more of a start in my quest to date the manager lady. I'm finally past the quick "hello" stage, and hope to build on that.
tinktronik Posted February 23, 2010 Posted February 23, 2010 Well, more of a start in my quest to date the manager lady. I'm finally past the quick "hello" stage, and hope to build on that. What does the term "quest to date" mean exactly in GP world? Does that mean you want passionate kisses in the stockroom or on top of the produce?
Author Gold Pile Posted February 24, 2010 Author Posted February 24, 2010 What does the term "quest to date" mean exactly in GP world? Does that mean you want passionate kisses in the stockroom or on top of the produce? Either would be fine for starters, but I'd like to move on to a full sexual relationship outside of the store.
Art_Critic Posted February 24, 2010 Posted February 24, 2010 Well....At least she didn't catch you cutting a hole in the side of the loaf... I heard Alpha had gotten caught with a melon in the produce department before...
Author Gold Pile Posted February 24, 2010 Author Posted February 24, 2010 Well....At least she didn't catch you cutting a hole in the side of the loaf... I heard Alpha had gotten caught with a melon in the produce department before... Art! Heat the melon to 98 degrees and it's nearly as good as the real thing.
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