skydiveaddict Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 (edited) Hmmm, what's so wrong with that...? IDK. I always thought it was a derogatory term Edited February 20, 2010 by skydiveaddict
meerkat stew Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 The best I could come up with is stuntman and ass-model, but it seems y'all already picked your professions. I have been an ant farmer, a light bulb tester and Hungarian royalty (my college ring is a crest which has no college name on it... and it's generally dark and very late at night when I have done this). What y'all are planning is a great idea and will be fun. Please start a thread after you do it
skydiveaddict Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 The best I could come up with is stuntman and ass-model, but it seems y'all already picked your professions. I have been an ant farmer, a light bulb tester and Hungarian royalty (my college ring is a crest which has no college name on it... and it's generally dark and very late at night when I have done this). What y'all are planning is a great idea and will be fun. Please start a thread after you do it lmao too funny!!
Author USMCHokie Posted February 20, 2010 Author Posted February 20, 2010 The best I could come up with is stuntman and ass-model, but it seems y'all already picked your professions. I have been an ant farmer, a light bulb tester and Hungarian royalty (my college ring is a crest which has no college name on it... and it's generally dark and very late at night when I have done this). What y'all are planning is a great idea and will be fun. Please start a thread after you do it Hahah, those are awesome ideas too, thanks! I guess I could be the ass model...
laRubiaBonita Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 fake you are olympians. pick some sport they did early on- and say you both had to come back to train and get ready for the world championship of your sport- which happens in a few months....... you could have won medals if you want- or not.
skydiveaddict Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 fake you are olympians. pick some sport they did early on- and say you both had to come back to train and get ready for the world championship of your sport- which happens in a few months....... you could have won medals if you want- or not. good idea too, but I think T.C has the best one so far But I still say you could pull off the heli pilot
Author USMCHokie Posted February 20, 2010 Author Posted February 20, 2010 fake you are olympians. pick some sport they did early on- and say you both had to come back to train and get ready for the world championship of your sport- which happens in a few months....... you could have won medals if you want- or not. Hmmm...I have been obsessed with watching curling on TV ever since the Olympics started...I could be a pro curler...carry around my brush...
laRubiaBonita Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 I get it....pretend that you are a businessman from China..planning to buy the a major landmark in DC... Erica can be your US contact. Oh- you could be buying one of the cherry trees!!!!! An honor for your family!
meerkat stew Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Would love to say to strangers "Just stop it. Yes... I'm an ass model. People look at it all day and night and take pictures of it. I saw you looking at it. Don't pretend you weren't. You know I could charge you $10,000 for that if I wanted to. I have very good lawyers, I could own you for staring at my ass. My ass can buy and sell you. My ass has a higher GDP than most countries in the world." "No, of course you can't touch it."
Author USMCHokie Posted February 20, 2010 Author Posted February 20, 2010 Oh- you could be buying one of the cherry trees!!!!! An honor for your family! Hahah. Well, I'm not sure if I have a suit that fits, I don't know if I could be an international businessman...because international businessmen wear suits...
tami-chan Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Hmmm...I have been obsessed with watching curling on TV ever since the Olympics started...I could be a pro curler...carry around my brush... OMG....I have been watching Curling also...and simultaneously asking myself...."why in the world is this an Olympic Sport?"...I watched Japan vs. Canada last night.. It IS mesmerizing...
EricaH329 Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 :lmao: I leave for work for a few hours and I come back to this!!! This is great... Ok here's the deal: Erica: International press correspondent. You speak several languages fluently, have advanced degrees in both journalism and international affairs. You are elegant, and sophisticated. This is were hokie chimes in "certainly you've seen her on CNN". Your hobbies include fine art and antique collecting. Your current collection is worth 3.5 mil. Devil Dog: You are THE leading commodities trader worldwide. You have Warren Buffet's home #. International markets can sway dramatically from just one sentence from you. This is where Erica chimes in "surely you've seen him on CNBC and Bloomberg. when your not on your yacht, you enjoy skydiving from your personal learjet Both of you wear your finest clothes. If anybody compliments you on your looks, say:what, these miseabe rags? that incompetent personal assistant of mine failed to get my drycleaning done" LOVE this idea... only problem... I don't speak any language besides english and broken spanish Erica: The Movie Star. USMC: The Professor. Situation: you are both struggling to make sense of all these modern day conveniences, gizmos, and gadgetry, all of which are foreign to you - since you are both a just tiny bit late getting back from a tour that should've really only taken three hours. Much fish-out-of-water wackiness ensues. Ok I see this being realistic. Movie star from some small city in Europe, or wait... Ireland since I have red hair. Professor from a small town in China that speaks fluent english. Met on a plane flight to America to show off our talents!! Erica, you are a floral designer that wants to open her own shop Your hobbies include scuba diving and watching old movies Hokes, you work at a liquor store while studying for your masters in psychology You enjoy horseback riding and Edgar Allen Poe Floral designer? That's the best you can come up with?! Well, the idea seemed much better and more fun at the conception stage... No, it's an awesome idea!! Don't get discouraged now!! Do it. I knonw if you guys don't want me, I won't be offended. i have to cat sit, my cat got neutered and I have to make sure he doesn't , you know what, with his tongue.. But, don't cancel out, the chick probably is counting on it, not like she's here now. Just go out.. I would recommend a venue change, for something you both might enjoy. A club, according to what you have said, isn't that great for you. But you can BOTH find a place that is okay... Then, go ahead. You are more than welcome to join us!!! We have to figure out an alter-ego for you also. And for the record, I am taking him to a club not only because that's a great thing to do in DC, but because if he wants to meet girls than what better way? I'm not throwing him to the sharks, i'll be there with him the entire time! I get it....pretend that you are a businessman from China..planning to buy the a major landmark in DC... Erica can be your US contact. AWESOME!!!! Not only is this a great way for him to meet girls, but it'll keep me on the back burner so it won't make me seem as though him and I are together!!! Good idea!! Hahah, those are awesome ideas too, thanks! I guess I could be the ass model... Wait... why can't I be the ass model???
Author USMCHokie Posted February 20, 2010 Author Posted February 20, 2010 Wait... why can't I be the ass model??? Hahahah, I guess we can both be ass models...:D
gypsy_nicky Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 you guys could get into the roles of uncommon/odd professions such as mortician gravedigger septic diver swordmaker private investigator paranormal researcher (ghost hunter) exorcist geisha alligator/crocodile hunter ex bullfighter owner of a pet cemtery
betamanlet Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 If I could go, I would go as a sales rep for valtrex. I'd wear a "I'm a valtrex sales rep, ask me for sample!" or something else for some other embarassing condition
EricaH329 Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 If I could go, I would go as a sales rep for valtrex. I'd wear a "I'm a valtrex sales rep, ask me for sample!" or something else for some other embarassing condition :lmao: That'd probably work very well at a club.
betamanlet Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 :lmao: That'd probably work very well at a club. Or even better, a promoter for a Bacardi/Vatrex joint venture, of a valtrex infused rum.
melodymatters Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Not sure if you've cemented your plans yet, but if the purpose is to build chokies confidence and for Erica to help him find a date, she should be in a "subserviant position" to him, as her excuse to introduce him around and stay within shouting distance. I like the idea of him being from out of town ( China or wherever) and Erica is his Realtor helping him find property in the area. Make sure you know the name of a firm and when someone asks for your card, look in your purse and then ' damn, you just gave out the last one" Chokie, find something in say the 2 million dollar range on realtor.com, and then say you just put in an offer on " said townhouse on 33rd st" or whatever. Of course if you meet a sweet girl who likes you for you, this will all suck because it was based on a lie !
Author USMCHokie Posted February 20, 2010 Author Posted February 20, 2010 Of course if you meet a sweet girl who likes you for you, this will all suck because it was based on a lie ! Hmmm, I honestly don't see this being an issue... heh...heh... So perhaps the ass modeling swordmaker from China who is looking for ridiculously overpriced property in DC? I like it...
betamanlet Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Hmmm, I honestly don't see this being an issue... heh...heh... So perhaps the ass modeling swordmaker from China who is looking for ridiculously overpriced property in DC? I like it... so long as that's high status, you'll land a DC woman..
EricaH329 Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Not sure if you've cemented your plans yet, but if the purpose is to build chokies confidence and for Erica to help him find a date, she should be in a "subserviant position" to him, as her excuse to introduce him around and stay within shouting distance. I like the idea of him being from out of town ( China or wherever) and Erica is his Realtor helping him find property in the area. Make sure you know the name of a firm and when someone asks for your card, look in your purse and then ' damn, you just gave out the last one" Chokie, find something in say the 2 million dollar range on realtor.com, and then say you just put in an offer on " said townhouse on 33rd st" or whatever. Of course if you meet a sweet girl who likes you for you, this will all suck because it was based on a lie ! Yes exactly!! That sounds like a really good plan!! You do make a valid point though... if he meets someone that he's interested in it most likely won't bode well with her when he ends up telling her the truth. Or, of course, he could just say it started out as an experiment (which is the truth) and he wasn't expecting to find anyone he was truly interested in (which is also the truth). Hmmm, I honestly don't see this being an issue... heh...heh... So perhaps the ass modeling swordmaker from China who is looking for ridiculously overpriced property in DC? I like it... You never know!! You are a hunky piece of man meat, Kelvin.
Author USMCHokie Posted February 20, 2010 Author Posted February 20, 2010 Yes exactly!! That sounds like a really good plan!! You do make a valid point though... if he meets someone that he's interested in it most likely won't bode well with her when he ends up telling her the truth. Or, of course, he could just say it started out as an experiment (which is the truth) and he wasn't expecting to find anyone he was truly interested in (which is also the truth). I guess the truth really isn't that much worse than the experiment...except I'm not rich and can't afford a $2 million place...because I get paid by the government... I guess we can just laugh it off...? You never know!! You are a hunky piece of man meat, Kelvin. You'll know after you see me, and then you'll understand what I've been talking about...
Author USMCHokie Posted February 20, 2010 Author Posted February 20, 2010 It's crunch time...and we're still undecided... By the way, I can't do a Chinese accent...especially not for extended periods of time...
tami-chan Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Would love to say to strangers "Just stop it. Yes... I'm an ass model. People look at it all day and night and take pictures of it. I saw you looking at it. Don't pretend you weren't. You know I could charge you $10,000 for that if I wanted to. I have very good lawyers, I could own you for staring at my ass. My ass can buy and sell you. My ass has a higher GDP than most countries in the world." "No, of course you can't touch it." LOL....:lmao:!!!!
EricaH329 Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 It's crunch time...and we're still undecided... By the way, I can't do a Chinese accent...especially not for extended periods of time... Yes, very very close to the deadline. We need to figure something out.
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