McGrupp Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 i know a lot of the people on here have them. make me feel good, so i dont think im that creepy ex. my ex's ex b4 me was super creepy. dude used to drive past her house and try to fbook message me and even started a myspace worshipping her. weird. im looking for the good ones, the surprise meetups, the burning your name in their lawn. fun stuff...
Sadbutrelieved Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Years ago I had an ex who used to come sit on my front porch crying whenever he felt like it. My new boyfriend found him there one morning. Another ex stood on the street outside my house and cried "Jackie, Jaaaaaaaaackie" for 45 minutes one night. I'd leave the house and come home to find flowers stuck in my door, love letters taped inside my mailbox, and all kinds of weird stuff. I moved to get away from him.
DenverBachelor Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Confronted my ex in early December about her cheating and deceitfulness during our last two weeks while I was out busting my ass to provide a good home for us. I let her know basically that she was outside my league and never to contact me again. Four days later, her father calls and claims I tried to break into her apartment (never did). We lived in the same building after the breakup after I moved five floors down. Around three days after that, I have a nice sheriff waiting at my office with a restraining order. Never stalked her -- bumped into her a few times and some situations might seem strange but you can't avoid those situations when you live in the same building. Never hit her, never threatened her, never did anything to deserve that restraining order -- but after getting it, I realized just how messed up in the head she is. Anyone willing to throw away seven years of friendship just from pure speculation and paranoia isn't a mentally healthy individual.
USMCHokie Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 A month or so after the breakup, my ex would leave me alone and not text, call, email, or instant message me!!! Ever!!! It was like she purposely avoided contact with me!!! Luckily, I was doing the same thing. Creepy, huh...
sunrae Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 I had one guy steal my muddy shoes that I had sitting outside on my back steps.. I thought at first it was just kids in the neighborhood being silly, (who would want muddy shoes?). Later found out it was my ex, who needed DNA to use to put a spell on me... Apparently the shoes must not have had any DNA on them because the love spell didnt work. :lmao:
USMCHokie Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 I had one guy steal my muddy shoes that I had sitting outside on my back steps.. I thought at first it was just kids in the neighborhood being silly, (who would want muddy shoes?). Later found out it was my ex, who needed DNA to use to put a spell on me... Apparently the shoes must not have had any DNA on them because the love spell didnt work. :lmao: Wat. I am calling BS on this one...but then again, you honestly can't make this stuff up...
GrayClouds Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Years ago I had an ex who used to come sit on my front porch crying whenever he felt like it. My new boyfriend found him there one morning. Another ex stood on the street outside my house and cried "Jackie, Jaaaaaaaaackie" for 45 minutes one night. I'd leave the house and come home to find flowers stuck in my door, love letters taped inside my mailbox, and all kinds of weird stuff. I moved to get away from him. Just proves all those romantic things that are done in the movies are little unsettling in real life.
sunrae Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Wat. I am calling BS on this one...but then again, you honestly can't make this stuff up... My heart is broken you dont beleive me. Seriously.. Go to spellmaker.com.... He always worked out of town, so his neighbor (who used to be my friend too) got his mail in for him. There was several packages that looked suspisous(can in an unmarked box) his friend called him and he said to open the package, he didnt know what it was.. His friend opened them and was like OMG, what the heck... So he called me because he was scared for my safety... Crazy! There were instruction and my shoes being returned in the box, staying that she had cast a spell and additional things he needed to do....
phineas Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 someone kicked the crap out of my STBXW's boyfriends jeep & it was blamed on me. Strangely enough that same week my wife somehow hurt her back & was limping from "picking up the baby" I didn't even know who the guy the was at the time it happened. But she used the incident to pull the "crazy ex-husband schtick on him" Yeah, she said we were divorced. She's must of been self prophasizing.
USMCHokie Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 My heart is broken you dont beleive me. Seriously.. Go to spellmaker.com.... He always worked out of town, so his neighbor (who used to be my friend too) got his mail in for him. There was several packages that looked suspisous(can in an unmarked box) his friend called him and he said to open the package, he didnt know what it was.. His friend opened them and was like OMG, what the heck... So he called me because he was scared for my safety... Crazy! There were instruction and my shoes being returned in the box, staying that she had cast a spell and additional things he needed to do.... Awww....I'm sowwy... Hahahahahah, that site is amazing. Thanks, I might give it a try! Are you sure you didn't have any hex removing spells protecting you from his love spell...? Hmmm, I'm reading their FAQ and they say that the site isn't a scam...so the stuff really must work!!!
CarrieT Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 I've mentioned this one before, but when I broke up with my Ex (he was a rampant alcoholic who had not slept with me for almost two years), I couldn't move out of the apartment immediately so I started sleeping in a back room for two weeks until my new apartment was ready. During those two weeks, my Ex brought home girls to have sex with -- within earshot and about 20 feet from where I was sleeping. He wouldn't have sex with me, but had no compunction of having sex with me in the next room. Two months after I moved out, he got hospitalized for alcohol poisoning and *I* was the one who got phoned at 2:00 a.m. to come and help him...
sunrae Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Awww....I'm sowwy... Hahahahahah, that site is amazing. Thanks, I might give it a try! Are you sure you didn't have any hex removing spells protecting you from his love spell...? Hmmm, I'm reading their FAQ and they say that the site isn't a scam...so the stuff really must work!!! Maybe I should give them a try and put a love spell on you.. We'll see if it really works.
USMCHokie Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Maybe I should give them a try and put a love spell on you.. We'll see if it really works. Who's to say that I haven't already done the same thing...? :love:
sunrae Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Who's to say that I haven't already done the same thing...? :love: .. I think sit's working already, I already feel warm and tingely.. (but I'll send you a lock of hair just to make sure it works )
USMCHokie Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 .. I think sit's working already, I already feel warm and tingely.. (but I'll send you a lock of hair just to make sure it works ) Hahah, good. I'll be sure to order the correct lovespell kit that uses locks of hair! This is not creepy at all....:love:
EricaH329 Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 Ok, i'm not really sure if this counts, since it's the crazy things he did and said before we broke up... but i'll tell it anyway. I left for AZ to see my Aunt who I haven't seen in about 10 years. Lost contact, found eachother, you know the deal. So my (now) ex refused to let me go see her, until I told him I was going whether he liked it or not. I got there, my uncle was showing me around, and I get a phone call from my screaming ex saying that he thinks i'm sleeping with my uncle because I was spending so much time with him. Needless to say, I broke up with him right then and there. He continued to call my Aunts house (who he has never spoken to or met), then my Aunts phone AND my Uncles phone until my Aunt told him not to call anymore. He continued to call so we had to unplug the house phone for 2 whole days!! The stories that I have from that relationship are endless. He was a creepy guy!!
Ilovecake Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 I'm sick of talking about my stalker ex so I'll tell you guys a creepy story about someone else’s ex. I used to work in the financial field and part of my job was doing criminal background checks on my coworkers. One of the guys I worked with had an arrest on his record for vandalism. What happened was that he lived fairly close to work and decided to run home at lunch because he had slight food poisoning and wanted to use his own bathroom. He was living in a multiple unit condo building. As he approached his front door he noticed two pairs of shoes in the hallway. He though maybe his wife had a neighbor over or a repairman but unfortunately not. When he walked into his bathroom he found his wife in the shower with another man. He panicked and didn’t know what to do so he took a “dump” in the men’s shoes out in the hallway. The guy actually had my coworker arrested for this.
Author McGrupp Posted February 19, 2010 Author Posted February 19, 2010 I'm sick of talking about my stalker ex so I'll tell you guys a creepy story about someone else’s ex. I used to work in the financial field and part of my job was doing criminal background checks on my coworkers. One of the guys I worked with had an arrest on his record for vandalism. What happened was that he lived fairly close to work and decided to run home at lunch because he had slight food poisoning and wanted to use his own bathroom. He was living in a multiple unit condo building. As he approached his front door he noticed two pairs of shoes in the hallway. He though maybe his wife had a neighbor over or a repairman but unfortunately not. When he walked into his bathroom he found his wife in the shower with another man. He panicked and didn’t know what to do so he took a “dump” in the men’s shoes out in the hallway. The guy actually had my coworker arrested for this. best story ever
Sadbutrelieved Posted February 19, 2010 Posted February 19, 2010 I'm sick of talking about my stalker ex so I'll tell you guys a creepy story about someone else’s ex. I used to work in the financial field and part of my job was doing criminal background checks on my coworkers. One of the guys I worked with had an arrest on his record for vandalism. What happened was that he lived fairly close to work and decided to run home at lunch because he had slight food poisoning and wanted to use his own bathroom. He was living in a multiple unit condo building. As he approached his front door he noticed two pairs of shoes in the hallway. He though maybe his wife had a neighbor over or a repairman but unfortunately not. When he walked into his bathroom he found his wife in the shower with another man. He panicked and didn’t know what to do so he took a “dump” in the men’s shoes out in the hallway. The guy actually had my coworker arrested for this. Aw hell yeah! LOL
Author McGrupp Posted February 19, 2010 Author Posted February 19, 2010 so far ill take shoe ****ting as the winner. lets keep this goin peoples its making me and everyone else to keep good reason to stay NC
Ilovecake Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Yeah it's a great story isn't it? I was friends with the coworker so I got all the dirty details. Had to shake his hand for that one.
Chitowngirl Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 i know a lot of the people on here have them. make me feel good, so i dont think im that creepy ex. my ex's ex b4 me was super creepy. dude used to drive past her house and try to fbook message me and even started a myspace worshipping her. weird. im looking for the good ones, the surprise meetups, the burning your name in their lawn. fun stuff... Few days after I left him, the back windshield of his company car was smashed in with a brick. He accused my friends of doing it since I had moved to Florida. None of my friends told me they did it but if they did...THANK YOU! They all knew what an abusive jerk he was to me.
GrayClouds Posted February 20, 2010 Posted February 20, 2010 Yeah it's a great story isn't it? I was friends with the coworker so I got all the dirty details. Had to shake his hand for that one. i hope he washed it first:sick:
Author McGrupp Posted February 20, 2010 Author Posted February 20, 2010 Few days after I left him, the back windshield of his company car was smashed in with a brick. He accused my friends of doing it since I had moved to Florida. None of my friends told me they did it but if they did...THANK YOU! They all knew what an abusive jerk he was to me. so your friends were the crazy ex? nice...
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