sunrae Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 What about for those who are over their ex and have been on NC for a while now? Could you imagine how random it would be for your ex to receive a text from you, let alone a sexy text? I would love to do that if I could see the expression on their face. I know mine would be the WTF, if I ever got one of those random ones... Priceless...
skydiveaddict Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Would it be like an office pool where everyone's fighting to get a certain person's ex...? And then someone ends up getting stuck at the end with the crappy ex...? I'm in when do we start?
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 You're the male star and I'm the female star, how's that sound? i think bananaboat is about to take my title. oh well...you and him make a better couple anyway...
HeavenOrHell Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Yeah, you could be right there i think bananaboat is about to take my title. oh well...you and him make a better couple anyway...
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 ill always be your first though. they cant take that away from us...
counterman Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 I would love to do that if I could see the expression on their face. I know mine would be the WTF, if I ever got one of those random ones... Priceless... Same! It would definitely be one of those priceless moments My ex would probably have that "WTF?!" look on her face as well - it'll drive her mad. I don't thinks he'll be able to shake it off for a while either. Oh, but her boyfriend will probably come get me
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 bf shymo-friend. she knows she wants it. bad. send the sexiest text ever...
counterman Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 :lmao: That's too funny! What would I put in the sexiest text? I just thought of something. Imagine all those people who are fresh from break-up and struggling to maintain NC. They'll just see McGrupp's thread title and crack... back to day one of the break-up.
HeavenOrHell Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 So true ill always be your first though. they cant take that away from us...
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 or how about a mass email with this video in it. creepy/confusing/and cute. i just dont see how it can hurt?
bananaboat11 Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Wow... I know I've had some 'BAD' posts, but jesus. McGrupp.. I think you nailed it today. I woke up this morning wondering how I could **** up all the great things going in my life. I think this is it... I should break no contact! I know it'll completely destroy my world.. and possibly force some sort of legal action from her, no? 5 months later contacting an ex that doesn't want to speak to me... helllllllllllo restraining order! Hell.. maybe she'll even send over some goons to completely kick my ass back to yester-year. f-ck man. let's move away from our exes. They left us for a reason. They have a problem with us... THEY.... have a problem. Note that. They're gone. We're free to meet someone new, exciting, vibrant, youthful, beautiful, smart, sexy, suave, and poignant w/ poise and adventure! ...and your ex did you a huge favor. they didn't pester you and string you along... and neither did mine. you were given a chance to become a better person, a better lover, a better friend, a better companion. I am the almighty banana! Even though I've made stupid posts about my ex and wanting to break NC.. I know FULL WELL I can never nor will I ever. Why? Because she is NO GOOD FOR ME.. TO ME... ABOUT ME... WITH ME... and neither is your ex. Second chances are not as common as we're led to believe, but when they happen... and BOTH partners are willing to work hard at it... I'm so happy for them. I don't hate someone for being in love. It's a wonderous thing. And you know what McGrupp.. until you put your nuts back on... you will only see your own reflection and never see past yourself... see the amazing women that are out there... wondering where the guy you COULD be is... BE THE MAN YOU WERE.. THE BETTER MAN YOU WILL GROW INTO. DO IT ALREADY!!!!
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 Imagine all those people who are fresh from break-up and struggling to maintain NC. for you noobs, send the video, not the sexy text. way too soon. caliguys guide says no sexy texts for at least 39.5 days.
counterman Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 That would creep them out for sure! Let's go for it!
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 whoah way to take it up a notch banana... see what im talking about HoH, i cant compete with that. dudes like mcgrupp 2.0
USMCHokie Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Rob, I am taking this thread to be a joke of some kind...though I don't disagree with you...
bananaboat11 Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Rob, I am taking this thread to be a joke of some kind...though I don't disagree with you... ****... ...i should go slit my wrists now.
USMCHokie Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 This is a 'mock-thread' isn't it... Yea... This must be awkward...
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 slightly mock, slightly i dont give a **** about my ex anymore and slightly contemplating a scenario where i send bizarre and sexy texts every so often just enough for her to always be looking behind he r in public places...
bananaboat11 Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 slightly mock, slightly i dont give a **** about my ex anymore and slightly contemplating a scenario where i send bizarre and sexy texts every so often just enough for her to always be looking behind he r in public places... the latter might get you into a legal trouble...
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 the latter might get you into a legal trouble... what are you my ****ing lawyer...godammit if i want to send my ex videos of puppies and kittens im going to do that!
counterman Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 Who here is seriously contemplating this? Think about the hilarity!
bananaboat11 Posted February 17, 2010 Posted February 17, 2010 what are you my ****ing lawyer...godammit if i want to send my ex videos of puppies and kittens im going to do that! **** it. i'm out of this ****.
Author McGrupp Posted February 17, 2010 Author Posted February 17, 2010 im think march 2nd will be 6 months from the breakup. how bout a "happy halfsy's anniversary baber" text and then the email of the video!
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