burning 4 revenge Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 I have a theory that nice guys have the equivalent dating market value as girls with amputations Comments?
soulm8 Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 come on!! why didn't you just post this to the other thread?
USMCHokie Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 !!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for this startling revelation!!! I think you just changed my life...
aroll32 Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 Hahahaha. I wish I knew more about the dating world so I could comment on this. Very clever post though
Hot Carl Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 If this is true, then it only makes sense that a good prosthetic would be equal to a couple shots of tequila. I'd say that's consistent with my experience anyway.
Citizen Erased Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 One is missing their balls, the other various limbs. Pretty similar, yeah.
aroll32 Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 For sure HotCarl, just get drunk and be an *******. Haha, maybe then some smokin hot girl would want you. Hasn't happened to me yet, but I plan on trying it this weekend
Author burning 4 revenge Posted February 10, 2010 Author Posted February 10, 2010 Maybe girls with amputations have a higher value I remember on The Sopranos Tony slept with some cool Russian woman who had a prosthetic leg She seemed a lot better off than nice guys
Hot Carl Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 Seems unlikely that a nice guy would be able get a little quality time with Tony Soprano. So you're probably right.
meerkat stew Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 What are we talking here, couple of fingers, hand, arm, foot, whole leg? Since you say "amputations" do you mean more than one? So maybe a guy who tells a girl he loves her on the 5th date would be the equivalent of missing a couple of fingers, and a guy who tells a girl he loves her on the 1st phone call would be like a quadraplegic? Perhaps amputee women gauge this in men too, "I'm missing a hand, so I have to put up with men who text a "good morning darling, just washed your car," but I don't have to take "I just respect your mind, we never ever have to have sex and I will feel just the same," a gal missing a whole leg might have to take that though. I have known women stuck with nice guys who have gnawed off their own limbs in an effort to dissuade and repel him. Is this a similar concept? I made out with a beautiful amputee once, an incredible woman. For comic relief, she would pump her prosthesis on her stump and make fart noises. That woman deserved(s) a true stud daddy.
D-Lish Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 If we're talking about a toe- that's easily hidden by a boot.
USMCHokie Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 If we're talking about a toe- that's easily hidden by a boot. Or a chunk of deli meat...
D-Lish Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 Or a chunk of deli meat... Would save time having to make them a snack after sex.
USMCHokie Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 Would save time having to make them a snack after sex. Hahahah, indeed.
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