I, DAVE, being one powerful sex machine of the century with rotten cheese attraction

[Dave1234]

well the obvious qustion that an educator asks a sexual creature or person is that are you sexually-active?????????????? well i dave hath taken copious notes of said f-emale carly and her rotten-cheese attraction hath bringeth me to some love and anthony cheats the govermennt carly says she is sexually active but I dave know for a fact that said female carly is not sexuaklly active.........................she JUST LIES THERE Not ACTIVe while said male rodrigues-boy do-es all the work of love and animal yun gkhjqw and sometimes cheese is money-expensive but it smells like you know the image of which i dave do well speak

[Dave1234]

and the obvuious bird-love-sex-lover fro me dave

[Kat]

you need another hobby

[DerangedAngel]

lostforwords: You may not be dave's official translator, but I would again love to hear your take on this one.

 

jenny: you too.

 

dave: wut? WTF is with the cheese, dude?

[Arabess]

I've never thought of sex smelling like cheese Dave......but maybe you have a point there!

 

How do you know this about Carly?

[reasontosigh]

Sounds to me like "Previously, on General Hospital...", but I haven't had a chance to watch it in ages.

 

I think I have a lot of catching up to do.

[quankanne]

"looks like cheeze, man, like cheeeezzzzeee ..."

 

ugh, Dave, if you bring up reference to warm apple pie, I'll puke!

[BlockHead]

her rotten-cheese attraction

Maybe she is scraping it off the top. Poor hygiene.

[BlockHead]

48 Laws of Power p136

The danger is, however, that this kind of isolation will sire all kinds of strange and perverted ideas.

Maybe Dave doesn’t talk to many people, and because of that, some of these strange ideas have taken root. Maybe the isolation is driving him nuts.

[Tony T]

I, Tony, take the obvious qustion to mean that a creature of sex being sexually active will go to the food court at the mall to achieve rection of substantial means for dick-lay of momentous proportion. Are you sexually-active?????????????? Well, I tony, hath taken copious amounts of viagra and other sexual stimulative forumulae in order to satisfy her rotten-cheese attraction that bringeth me to some love.

 

I know for a fact that female carly is definitely sexuaklly active.........................but she JUST LIES THERE in turkey lay position for forward thrust activity that will last for hours under the moonlit sky of life. My love image is of cheese that is aged and smelly like the fever blistered pine nut dressing on decayed mother of ham last fourth of july in Gary, Indiana. Gina hath told me so for she is waiting with bait breath for me to plunge into her subject matter with my tripod of love that will give her shivers of joy which shall be known to all women.

[Medgirl]

ROFL TONY