Barky Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 So I was on my favorite online dating site. Perhaps you read in another thread about me wondering whether or not to go out with a chick thursday or wait 2 weeks till she returns. I was sending her a message when another chick's profile caught my eye and I sent her a message. The second girl emailed back within minutes. We sent a few emails back and forth, then she suggested we chat on MSN messenger. So we did that for awhile. We were getting along well and the conversation turned sexual. She's been out here from Washington for 6 months and has been pretty lonely. She was joking about me coming over that night. I said I could be there in a half hour. She gave me her address. I went over, she was totally nervous. Wouldn't have anything to drink even though she has a jug of wine in the fridge. We chatted for awhile, then watched some online porn and critiqued the performances. Then we got it on right there on the couch. Went into her room and finished up. Killer tight body on this girl, she's 26 (I'm in my mid-30s). B-cups, small *ss, nipped-in waist, just hotter than h*ll. We fell asleep, but I had a hard time sleeping because her cats were jumping all over me all night. Next morning we woke up, did it again, I helped her cook some eggs, and that was that. We have another rendezvous set for this weekend. I love online dating.
D-Lish Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Interesting indeed B. Hope you wore a rubber:cool: or two...
greatgirlfriend Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Having sex with a rubber doll (or pretending that the doll is human) doesn't equal real sex. You need to lay off the Penthouse Forum stories.
TaraMaiden Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Woo-Hoo....our very own Beverly Hills 90210!!
Author Barky Posted February 4, 2010 Author Posted February 4, 2010 Hope you wore a rubber:cool: or two... well I *brought* a rubber or two.. they never made an appearance though
TheLoneSock Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 well I *brought* a rubber or two.. they never made an appearance though Gross dude. Just not smart.
greatgirlfriend Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Gross dude. Just not smart. When he's on his deathbed because of AIDS he'll learn, but too late by then. That is assuming he's telling the truth and I'm inclined to think he's probably a teen boy who wants to get laid so lives his fantasies via the internet.
D-Lish Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 OMG B, are you crazy? If she's doing this with you so easily... Aren't you worried about STD'S?
bac Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) What is your favorite site? Edited February 4, 2010 by bac
meerkat stew Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) No phone talk at all? Straight from MSN to booty call? Interesting, have never heard of that happening, but then I'm old. EDIT: saving this thread for the next "should men pay for the first date?" debate thread. Why on earth should a guy pay for -any- dates when so many women are doing this kind of stuff with guys who aren't taking them on dates? Why even date at all? Edited February 4, 2010 by meerkat stew
SOLACEMENT Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 well I *brought* a rubber or two.. they never made an appearance though WTF ...what is wrong with you
D-Lish Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 WTF ...what is wrong with you I am guessing in two weeks, it will be a burning sensation when he pees:eek:
SOLACEMENT Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 I am guessing in two weeks, it will be a burning sensation when he pees:eek: Hopefully it falls off ... since he is either lying or just stupid
alphamale Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Hopefully it falls off ... since he is either lying or just stupid yea but he could have given her herpes, what do you think about that?
SOLACEMENT Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 yea but he could have given her herpes, what do you think about that? He is stupid for putting a next person at risk as well as himself...nothing to do with the lady on this part...but she is just as... sigh...people seem to not love them selves
D-Lish Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) yea but he could have given her herpes, what do you think about that? I think it's entirely possible. Edited February 4, 2010 by a LoveShack.org Moderator
Chicago_Guy Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Having sex with a rubber doll (or pretending that the doll is human) doesn't equal real sex. You need to lay off the Penthouse Forum stories. I agree and doubt that this story ever happened outside of a fantasy world. The guys I've known who brag about stuff like this are usually lying or are hooking up with fat chicks.
Crazy Magnet Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 OMG...my penis turned black....and it's falling off!!!! Oh my GROSS.
hersmudders Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 I think it's entirely possible. It's places like craiglist that keep Valtrex in business. that was my thought too. i'm all for casual sex but you never know what's crawling around out there if you don't know them. i've made mistakes like that before....hopefully your luck holds through like mine did. it's too risky!
meerkat stew Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 OMG...my penis turned black.... That doesn't sound so bad if certain rumors turned out to be true
tincanman99 Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 There was an article on MSN today that 40% of women in the US have had an STD at some point. Just think you might be a statistical point now. BTW, I dont buy the story either.
dreamergrl Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) There was an article on MSN today that 40% of women in the US have had an STD at some point. If this is true, the statistics for men can't be to far off. However.. I've read that male to female transmission is more common the female to male, hence the reason why std's seem to be at a higher rate for females. Edited February 4, 2010 by dreamergrl
Crazy Magnet Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 If this is true, the statistics for men can't be to far off. However.. I've read that male to female transmission is more common the female to male, hence the reason why std's seem to be at a higher rate for females. Yes, the nature of our anatomy allows for easier transmission of diseases. We often experience microtears during sex, thus allowing all those microbes easy access. That's why women are more likely to contract HIV from a man rather than the other way around. I taught an STD course for a while. Talk about interesting!
A_guy Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 Yea, good luck with that if it actually happened.
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