Disillusioned Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 In a way, it's a damn shame human cloning won't be legalized. Imagine how easy it would be to have The One made to order? You just select the desired traits from the Send In The Clones catalog, pay them your $29.95 plus bus fare and a signed pdf agreement in which you promise you'll be good to your clone, and they arrive in 6 weeks on your doorstep, carrying a suitcase, ready to share your life and love only you. You could even order a sterile clone if you don't want kids, or a moron clone if you want to command them to do perverted things for you.
Woggle Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 The store would be flooded with women trying to return them when they are still not happy with what they have.
DiscoChick Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 I think my bought clone would return itself. "She loves me too much. She gives me too much. She expects too much. She wants too much for me." He'd run. My love would crush him into thousands of metallic bits.
Satisfaction Posted February 6, 2010 Posted February 6, 2010 I bet they would cost more than 29.99 though and they'd probably become self aware at some point, then run away.
BiscuitXOXO Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 Unless they come with a well rounded background, and are fun to flirt with and talk to, I'd feel uncomfortable sharing my life with a made-to-order human being...
Author Disillusioned Posted February 10, 2010 Author Posted February 10, 2010 So what if my clone realized she's an orphan? As long as I love her and she loves me in return, why should it make a difference? BTW my cousin turned me on to this book "Joshua: Son of None" from 1974 by Nancy Freedman, about a crazy doctor who steals a tissue sample from JFK's body right after the assassination... the doc then clones this boy who looks just like JFK and finds a rich family to raise him a lot like JFK was raised... finally this clone gets elected president, with disastrous results. Sort of like "the Boys From Brazil", but with no Nazis.
BiscuitXOXO Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Sounds interesting, I'll look it up Do the clones get jobs? So you can just sit back and let it rake in the money. $$$ Make it smart like Einstein.
Awesome Username Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Sounds interesting, I'll look it up Do the clones get jobs? So you can just sit back and let it rake in the money. $$$ Make it smart like Einstein. I like where you're going with this. I'd like to have an entire money making, caste system harem of clones.
Norman Bates Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Id like a clone of my self but in female form.
Author Disillusioned Posted March 5, 2010 Author Posted March 5, 2010 Id like a clone of my self but in female form. Amen! :D:D
threebyfate Posted March 5, 2010 Posted March 5, 2010 Id like a clone of my self but in female form.And all along, I thought you wanted your mother!
Author Disillusioned Posted March 6, 2010 Author Posted March 6, 2010 And all along, I thought you wanted your mother! ROFLMAO!!! What are you, nuckin' futz? My mother threatened me with a carving knife when I was 6! I never knew what my old man saw in her.
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