Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 I wanted to start this thread after reading a post on a horrendous first date. What is the most inappropriate place a man decided to whip out his "thing" to your shock and horror. For me it was on the bus. I was sitting on the top deck of a crowded bus eagerly trying to beat my own snake score on my new Nokia. So engrossed I was that I didn't notice the man beside me sit down, lean against me and start to beat his own snake under his newspaper. It was only the smell that gave him away and the sticky residue on this hands when I elbowed him and told him to piss off. Which he did, funnily enough. I can laugh now but I was gutted at the time, for months, and would not let anyone sit beside me.
clueless haha Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 lol ^^^ that was a hoot, i can't believe the nerve of some of us guys, that is just gross!!
RedBunny Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Oh my gosh!! Haha wow. I had a guy do it in Photography class in highschool! It was shocking but I didn't freak or anything.
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 lol ^^^ that was a hoot, i can't believe the nerve of some of us guys, that is just gross!! I know, I can't believe it myself, he smelled awful as well
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 Oh my gosh!! Haha wow. I had a guy do it in Photography class in highschool! It was shocking but I didn't freak or anything. How close was he sitting to you? Did the teacher see?
LucreziaBorgia Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 I work in a large bookstore, and there was this one guy who liked to go jerk off in the women's restroom facing the big mirror over the sinks. We could never catch him in the act until one night one of the other managers asked me to go stand on a toilet in one of the stalls and wait in there to catch him so we could have him thrown out and arrested. Sure enough he comes in, I wait for the 'sounds' and bust out of the stall. He went a running out of that store and we never saw him again. We also had two other guys who did something similar. They liked flashing customers (we called one of them 'dick show-er'), and one of them was reportedly flashing children! :mad: We had both of them thrown out too based on customer complaints, but couldn't catch them in the act like we did with bathroom guy.
Jaytb Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 *taking notes* hmm, a newspaper you say? that sounds like quite a good solutio... oh shoot, never mind:) jk.
clueless haha Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 *taking notes* hmm, a newspaper you say? that sounds like quite a good solutio... oh shoot, never mind:) jk. she was oblivious up until the point where she caught a wiff of his crotch rott, wash your junk and you'll be okay
D-Lish Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 As crazy as it sounds, this has happened to me more than once. Shortly after my divorce, I met a cute guy in the dog park that lived down the street from me. After a few meetings at the park he asked if I wanted to take our dogs hiking. We ended up doing a loop hike along a trail that was a couple miles long. Halfway through, one of my dogs took a poop and I bent over to pick it up. He came up behind me, sorta grabbed my hips and pushed himself against me. I was totally caught off guard and I just picked up the poop and walked forward. I turned back- and he had "it" out...in his hand, pants around his knees- head tilted to the side... I almost crapped my pants. Problem was- we were only halfway around the loop. I had to walk the rest of the way back on the trail with him, AND since he drove- we had an awkward walk and then drive back home.
greatgirlfriend Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Sadly, this has happened more than I want to admit. I must have a sign that says "whip it out". Two notable times. I was in high school and a classmate called me. I looked and he was playing with himself. I was stunned. Another time I met this guy who claimed to be a photographer and he asked me if he could take photos of me in the park. No biggie until he said "I know what will lighten up the party" and pulled it out.
Jaytb Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 she was oblivious up until the point where she caught a wiff of his crotch rott, wash your junk and you'll be okay perhaps. Or maybe a good air freshener will do.
Trojan John Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 My nephew, two months ago in a park. Then again, he's only 4.
EricaH329 Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 When I was younger, I was taking the metro going into DC, and a guy had sat down in the row across from where my friend and I were sitting. I noticed something moving quickly out of the corner of my eye, and I turn to look at him and he was masturbating! It was extremely disturbing! I was only about 13 at the time! The second time I saw something like this, was when I lived in Boston. I went out to eat and I was sitting on the porch out front of the restaurant with a friend. Immediatly next to the porch was a pretty big park. There was a man who sat down on the bench maybe 20 feet from where I was sitting, and started masturbating and watching females walk by him! Needless to say, I had lost my appetite. I just don't understand men who do that!!!
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 As crazy as it sounds, this has happened to me more than once. Halfway through, one of my dogs took a poop and I bent over to pick it up. He came up behind me, sorta grabbed my hips and pushed himself against me. I was totally caught off guard and I just picked up the poop and walked forward. I turned back- and he had "it" out...in his hand, pants around his knees- head tilted to the side... Oh my gosh are you for real? That's so crazy. what the hell? He actually dry humped you? I'm stunned beyond belief!!!!
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 I work in a large bookstore, and there was this one guy who liked to go jerk off in the women's restroom facing the big mirror over the sinks. We could never catch him in the act until one night one of the other managers asked me to go stand on a toilet in one of the stalls and wait in there to catch him so we could have him thrown out and arrested. Sure enough he comes in, I wait for the 'sounds' and bust out of the stall. He went a running out of that store and we never saw him again. We also had two other guys who did something similar. They liked flashing customers (we called one of them 'dick show-er'), and one of them was reportedly flashing children! :mad: We had both of them thrown out too based on customer complaints, but couldn't catch them in the act like we did with bathroom guy. Good job you caught him. What is it with bookstores and weirdos anyway? They must be connected somehow? Why go to the ladies loo? What he should do is go to Busaba there you can stand by the mens loo lean slightly forward and have a full view of the ladies. The ladies can do the same too but never heard of anyone masturbating in there.
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 Sadly, this has happened more than I want to admit. I must have a sign that says "whip it out". Two notable times. I was in high school and a classmate called me. I looked and he was playing with himself. I was stunned. Another time I met this guy who claimed to be a photographer and he asked me if he could take photos of me in the park. No biggie until he said "I know what will lighten up the party" and pulled it out. Ha ha ha ha please stop! You are killing me. Ha ha ha ha (laugh so hard i'm getting cramp)
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 perhaps. Or maybe a good air freshener will do. Glad you too are having fun with that. Out of curiosity do guys ever get inappropriate flashing in the loo? A gay friend of mine told me in his wild days he would do it standing at the urinals of public loos in full view of other men. Know of any one this happened to?
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 My nephew, two months ago in a park. Then again, he's only 4. Awww. Did he just whip it out to Pee? I've seen kids do that.
clueless haha Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Glad you too are having fun with that. Out of curiosity do guys ever get inappropriate flashing in the loo? A gay friend of mine told me in his wild days he would do it standing at the urinals of public loos in full view of other men. Know of any one this happened to? no lol not me personally, there's a general rule when it comes to using a urinal... never go directly beside the other guy, go to the next urinal over (skip one) and if thats not possible then i'll either wait or use a stall.
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 When I was younger, I was taking the metro going into DC, and a guy had sat down in the row across from where my friend and I were sitting. I noticed something moving quickly out of the corner of my eye, and I turn to look at him and he was masturbating! It was extremely disturbing! I was only about 13 at the time! The second time I saw something like this, was when I lived in Boston. I went out to eat and I was sitting on the porch out front of the restaurant with a friend. Immediatly next to the porch was a pretty big park. There was a man who sat down on the bench maybe 20 feet from where I was sitting, and started masturbating and watching females walk by him! Needless to say, I had lost my appetite. I just don't understand men who do that!!! And you would think alot of them would be dirty old men but they're not. Sob!
Trojan John Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Awww. Did he just whip it out to Pee? I've seen kids do that. No, he just did it to show me and his elder sister. He's discovered it and wants to show the world. I basically told him to put it away before I take it from him.
Malenfant Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 No, he just did it to show me and his elder sister. He's discovered it and wants to show the world. I basically told him to put it away before I take it from him. ah, the innocence of youth! if only it was that simple in the dating world. 'here, look at my nob, fancy some?' it would certainly save some time and lots of mind games!!!
wheream_i Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 What is it about public parks that draw public masturbators?
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 No, he just did it to show me and his elder sister. He's discovered it and wants to show the world. I basically told him to put it away before I take it from him. Bless so cute At least he didn't wait till you had a ton of visitors over to say "mummy look, i was looking at that girl and my willy has stood up" as what happened to a friend of mine.
Author Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 What is it about public parks that draw public masturbators? And bookshops.
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