greatgirlfriend Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Last year I went out with a guy I thought was terrific. He kept asking me out (friend of friend) so I said why not. So we went to the movie and it was nice. Then he asked if I wanted to go by the lake. Ok, I said. When we got there he said I have to show you something. Next thing I know he unzipped his pants and mr happy came out. Then he said he'd be thrilled if I put it my mouth or hand. I declined. He then drove me back to get my car, not speaking to me at all. Then the next day he told our mutual friend I was "frigid". Huh? Sure I knew the guy but didn't want to do that. What makes guys do this? I know they think they'll get some, but still uncalled for. Reminds me a previous date where the guy said he was taking me to the movies and it turned out to be a porno theatre.
Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Are you serious? this is so funny!!!! hahahhahahaahahhahaha I love the dead pan way you say it! You must have been gutted at the time though He is a jackass. Frigid eh? (can't stop laughing)
Author greatgirlfriend Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 I was stunned. I wasn't expecting that at all and when he did it I was speechless. If I had been thinking I should have said something like "I don't want to see your shortcomings".
hoping2heal Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 My ex friends boyfriend whipped his out at me and wanted to know if I thought he was "big".
SOLACEMENT Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 ...you should have bit it...lol .. just kidding I can't help laugh about the theater onw...
Author greatgirlfriend Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 O.K. so you're really Elaine Benes? No, that's not my name.
meerkat stew Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Good one! :lmao: Guess he figured why worry about the trout in the lake when he had a trouser trout right there on him. Have to admit, I've never done this, it takes a man of a certain endowment to pull this off (or pull it out), and those among us who are "growers and not showers" generally steer clear from anything likely to induce peals of laughter in our lady friends. So can't help answer why certain men do this. Perhaps on our date to the Farmer's Market, if we could stand by the hot peppers or okra for comparison, as opposed to the cucumbers or zucchini, I could get my nerve up enough. This thread reminds me of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" where Jay is trying to decide whether to "whip it out" on a girl who has said "Oooo a trouser snake, what's that?" and he has a devil on each shoulder counseling him instead of an angel and a devil.
hoping2heal Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Tell your friend who he called you frigid too : Look, if I wanted to see that I would of flipped a gerbil over on it's back and stared between it's legs.
Author greatgirlfriend Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 ...you should have bit it...lol .. just kidding I can't help laugh about the theater onw... Yeah the theatre one was bizarre but he didn't whip it out (thankfully). Actually greatgf, when he whipped it out, you should have pointed to it laughing and said: "Aw what a cute little feller, shucks, it's just a baby one, isn't it?" That's a good comeback.
Hot Carl Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Just how long do you expect a guy to wait anyway? We aren't robots.
Satisfaction Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 I was stunned. I wasn't expecting that at all and when he did it I was speechless. If I had been thinking I should have said something like "I don't want to see your shortcomings". hahahahhaah, so funny I am laughing my head off. Good come back though. Nice one!I should have told this to the guy on the bus.
Author greatgirlfriend Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 Seinfeld, huh? Since I've never watched that show (yep, I am one of the few) that's a rather odd statement.
Author greatgirlfriend Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 Tell your friend who he called you frigid too : Look, if I wanted to see that I would of flipped a gerbil over on it's back and stared between it's legs. That's good. I wish I had these comebacks when it happened.
meerkat stew Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 A bride and groom had just made it to their wedding night hotel room. They began fervently and anxiously disrobing each other. As she yanked his pants off, she suddenly stopped and recoiled in horror, her man's knees were gnarly, swollen and distended, most unappealing. "What is wrong with your knees honey?" she wailed. "Well I forgot to tell you that I had a horrible case of "knee-monia" as a child, hope you can deal with this dear!" "Honey, I love you so much, a little kneemonia won't change a thing." She continued to tear off his clothes with gleeful abandon, but after removing his socks, shrieked out "O my God, what is wrong with your toes?" as his toes were four times normal size, completely blackened with skin cracking. "Guess I shoulda told you, honey, I had a bout with "toe-lio" a few years back and it left some visible signs, I'm sorry if it turns you off." "Don't be silly, billy, you are my man, I can deal." All that was left was his underwear, as she reached and slid it off, she looked down at his manhood, totally aghast, started wailing and crying, then shouted in anger, "You bastard, you never told me you had "smallcox" too!"
hoping2heal Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Never happened. This isn't Seinfeld. Oh come on GL, just because no one wants to talk about your kickstand doesn't mean there isn't some other poor schlub's out there we can't find the comedic value in. Don't be jealous.
SOLACEMENT Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 "You bastard, you never told me you had "smallcox" too!" :lmao:
zebracolors Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 It! ..out!? I thought the OP was making a Seinfeld reference to something that really did happen to them. There is nothing wrong with seeing the humor of a situation. All kidding aside, that behavior is just plain creepy and too presumptuous. Were it me, I would be very uncomfortable if it was only the 1st "date" if you can call it that.
sid3 Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 one eyed willy is lucky he didn't get pepper sprayed. That must have been an awkward ride back to your car.
skydiveaddict Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Just how long do you expect a guy to wait anyway? We aren't robots. LMFAO again
Match Factor Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 I have learned that guys who do this, have actually gotten results... It's no excuse, but someone out there has given him positive reinforcement. What a pitiful "man".
Tinker Bell Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Last year I went out with a guy I thought was terrific. He kept asking me out (friend of friend) so I said why not. So we went to the movie and it was nice. Then he asked if I wanted to go by the lake. Ok, I said. When we got there he said I have to show you something. Next thing I know he unzipped his pants and mr happy came out. Then he said he'd be thrilled if I put it my mouth or hand. I declined. He then drove me back to get my car, not speaking to me at all. Then the next day he told our mutual friend I was "frigid". Huh? Sure I knew the guy but didn't want to do that. What makes guys do this? I know they think they'll get some, but still uncalled for. Reminds me a previous date where the guy said he was taking me to the movies and it turned out to be a porno theatre. That sound so funny and creepy at the same time. I'm sorry that you had to go through this. May I ask you how old the guys were? I'm interested. They must be really immature or really disturbed. Once on a full bus a man took out his pe..am I allowed to say this word? and started touching it. It was gross. He must have been really sick.
Author greatgirlfriend Posted February 2, 2010 Author Posted February 2, 2010 I think he was about 30.
Tinker Bell Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 30? Wow, really? Then he must be disturbed or something. I could rather see young guys, in their early teenager years, do something like this because they don't know better. But not a man who you would expect to be more mature and appropriate.
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