DenverBachelor Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 I have finally met a stripper. I managed to break down her defences through nothing but lies since I don't care about a long-term thing with her. I've fed her enough bull**** to feed an army for a year. I played the social-dynamic chess game with her and she finally follows me around like a puppy dog. Her name is Onyx and she's just amazingly hot. She puts her arm around me and gives me free lap dances. Gentleman, I suggest you go find a stripper for some fun.
CaliGuy Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 *waits for the impending explosion*....................
Author DenverBachelor Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 *waits for the impending explosion*.................... Three months from now: "Guys! I met the most passionate woman and she cheated on me. I knew she was a stripper but come on!!! Should I go NC?"
CaliGuy Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Three months from now: "Guys! I met the most passionate woman and she cheated on me. I knew she was a stripper but come on!!! Should I go NC?" That OR "How long do you think it will take for them to find a cure for hepatitis!?!"
McGrupp Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 i rebounded with a smoking hot chick. found out she liked herion, tried suicide a lot and her pychiatrist was next to my work! i owed her $50 and then didnt her from her for 4 days (pretty sure it went into her arm) anyway she went back to her ex. and it was all good. good luck!
prayingshecomesback Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 LOL. The very first girl I rebounded with was a recent Miss North Carolina. I won't say the year cause then you guys would be looking her up. I thought I hit the jackpot. I thought this was god's miracle or something! Then it all came crashing down. She wasn't over her ex, was flaky as hell, dumb as a rock and had a tattoo of a star right above her pu$$y. I hate tattoos on girls. Ugggggggg. Hot girl... But never in a million years were we compatible.
Author DenverBachelor Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 LOL. The very first girl I rebounded with was a recent Miss North Carolina. I won't say the year cause then you guys would be looking her up. I thought I hit the jackpot. I thought this was god's miracle or something! Then it all came crashing down. She wasn't over her ex, was flaky as hell, dumb as a rock and had a tattoo of a star right above her pu$$y. I hate tattoos on girls. Ugggggggg. Hot girl... But never in a million years were we compatible. The amount of mind craziness of a woman is proportional to how hot she is. That's somewhat what my grandfather said. It seems to be true -- you get up to a 7 or 8 and then the higher you get, the more quickly their self-esteem drops off. It's weird!
prayingshecomesback Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 The amount of mind craziness of a woman is proportional to how hot she is. That's somewhat what my grandfather said. It seems to be true -- you get up to a 7 or 8 and then the higher you get, the more quickly their self-esteem drops off. It's weird! So true man. Amen. I know some stunning women in the looks category. I mean drop dead knockouts... But damn they are messed up in the head just as how hot they are. I would have a cute and cool girl anyday over a hot and high maintence.
Enema Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 - Intelligent - Sane - Beautiful ... but you can only choose 2.
sedgwick Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) I managed to break down her defences through nothing but lies since I don't care about a long-term thing with her. I've fed her enough bull**** to feed an army for a year. I played the social-dynamic chess game with her and she finally follows me around like a puppy dog. This makes me want to vomit. It's not okay to treat another human being like that, ever, regardless of what they do for a living. had a tattoo of a star right above her pu$$y. I hate tattoos on girls. Ugggggggg. As a woman working on a full bodysuit of tattoos, this too makes me want to vomit. Sure is a lot of judgment going on here. Edited January 28, 2010 by sedgwick
Author DenverBachelor Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 This makes me want to vomit. It's not okay to treat another human being like that, ever, regardless of what they do for a living. As a woman working on a full bodysuit of tattoos, this too makes me vomit. It's all good. She's not into relationships at all apparently. In fact, she said she doesn't believe in marriage. She was in band in high-school and a bit of a nerd (but what a killer body). She even went to band-camp. I made her feel good, she made me feel good. I just have to somehow back out of that one lie about my grandfather inventing the Keibler Elf guy and getting free Oreos for life -- but that's not too bad. Somehow she thought that was funny so I went on some totally made up rant about the history of Nabisco and how they once employed short people from a far away island and that's where Oompa Loompa's originated.
sedgwick Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 It's all good. Lying to someone and treating them like sh*t is never "all good."
nobmagnet Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 - Intelligent - Sane - Beautiful ... but you can only choose 2. I fail on all three does that make me a safe bet??:lmao: are you having a melt down or is your tongue firmly in your cheek???? nobby x
Author DenverBachelor Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 Lying to someone and treating them like sh*t is never "all good." I didn't treat her like **** at all.
prayingshecomesback Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 This makes me want to vomit. It's not okay to treat another human being like that, ever, regardless of what they do for a living. As a woman working on a full bodysuit of tattoos, this too makes me want to vomit. Sure is a lot of judgment going on here. Not judging whatsoever. Just Im not in to that. Some guys are... which is fine, but I just dont dig it.
sunrae Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 LOL. The very first girl I rebounded with was a recent Miss North Carolina. I won't say the year cause then you guys would be looking her up. I thought I hit the jackpot. I thought this was god's miracle or something! Then it all came crashing down. She wasn't over her ex, was flaky as hell, dumb as a rock and had a tattoo of a star right above her pu$$y. I hate tattoos on girls. Ugggggggg. Hot girl... But never in a million years were we compatible. HAHAHAH! OMG, I know who you are! Just kidding, but you did just describe my best friend.. And Yes I am from NC....
sunrae Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 The amount of mind craziness of a woman is proportional to how hot she is. That's somewhat what my grandfather said. It seems to be true -- you get up to a 7 or 8 and then the higher you get, the more quickly their self-esteem drops off. It's weird! Hum, Works the same with men... Super hot guy.. dumber than a box of rocks, or crappy self esteem...
sedgwick Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 I didn't treat her like **** at all. So lying to her, feeding her an army's worth of bullsh*t, and playing some sort of "social chess game" with her to make her "follow you around like a puppy dog" is not treating her like sh*t? Um...okay. What would qualify, beating her?
within2 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 I have finally met a stripper. I managed to break down her defences through nothing but lies since I don't care about a long-term thing with her. I've fed her enough bull**** to feed an army for a year. I played the social-dynamic chess game with her and she finally follows me around like a puppy dog. Her name is Onyx and she's just amazingly hot. She puts her arm around me and gives me free lap dances. Gentleman, I suggest you go find a stripper for some fun. Hun, sorry but shes the one playing you. My sisters friend was a stripper and let me tell you...they are masters at playing dudes. Its really all about the money. They will make you believe you are everything and more. Trust me, most don't truly like men. A lot of them have a history of abuse from men which allows them to do the job. Also, the "job" just reinforces their beliefs. I'm really impressed with the fact that she made you believe you were "playa". I gotta give her credit for that one.
sean1970 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Hun, sorry but shes the one playing you. My sisters friend was a stripper and let me tell you...they are masters at playing dudes. Its really all about the money. They will make you believe you are everything and more. Trust me, most don't truly like men. A lot of them have a history of abuse from men which allows them to do the job. Also, the "job" just reinforces their beliefs. I'm really impressed with the fact that she made you believe you were "playa". I gotta give her credit for that one. I know Denver a bit... While I often question his cognitive skills, and his ability to articulate clear ideas, I don't see him getting burned by this woman...
prayingshecomesback Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 HAHAHAH! OMG, I know who you are! Just kidding, but you did just describe my best friend.. And Yes I am from NC.... I really dont want to ask how you know about her tattoo..., but how do you? lol
ColdFox Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 Congratulations, you've become a liar and a user. Is that what you always wanted to be?
skydiveaddict Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 I have finally met a stripper. I managed to break down her defences through nothing but lies since I don't care about a long-term thing with her. I've fed her enough bull**** to feed an army for a year. I played the social-dynamic chess game with her and she finally follows me around like a puppy dog. Her name is Onyx and she's just amazingly hot. She puts her arm around me and gives me free lap dances. Gentleman, I suggest you go find a stripper for some fun. if you are serious (which i doubt) you are crazy
GrayClouds Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 So lying to her, feeding her an army's worth of bullsh*t, and playing some sort of "social chess game" with her to make her "follow you around like a puppy dog" is not treating her like sh*t? Um...okay. What would qualify, beating her? ^ True that ^
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