Mary3 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 i choose #1 You might not get passed the overweight girl or the smelly pun~an~nae girl but you could always gag the psycho girl and make sweet love to her...I hope you didn't give up on her.....
Author alphamale Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 I have not called nor will i call this overweight girl about sat nite. That is the end of the matter. There is no point as i would be wasting my time and her time. If i run into her again (which i will) i'll just be friendly and treat her like anyone else
carhill Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 You know this means psycho-woman is going to call again
paddington bear Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 You know this means psycho-woman is going to call again My thoughts exactly, except this one will be psycho-woman number two, a beautiful, rotund Indian girl who will wonder why on earth a guy who seemed to really liked her didn't call.
Mary3 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 You know this means psycho-woman is going to call again Haha !............
Mary3 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 My thoughts exactly, except this one will be psycho-woman number two, a beautiful, rotund Indian girl who will wonder why on earth a guy who seemed to really liked her didn't call. Hey you are right PB. Hey Alpha what if the 50 pounder calls and stalks like the last stalker-psycho-girl did ?
Author alphamale Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 You know this means psycho-woman is going to call again My thoughts exactly, except this one will be psycho-woman number two, a beautiful, rotund Indian girl who will wonder why on earth a guy who seemed to really liked her didn't call. Hey you are right PB. Hey Alpha what if the 50 pounder calls and stalks like the last stalker-psycho-girl did ? i don't think so, she's a lawyer and seems fairly stable
paddington bear Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 i don't think so, she's a lawyer and seems fairly stable Lawyer Girl: At approximately 8.13pm on Friday night you, Alphamale suggested that you call me. Did you or did you not suggest you call me? Alphamale: yes, your honour Lawyer Girl: So you admit that you have violated rule 75 of subsection 3, paragraph 5 of The Invisible Rule Book Only Known to Women? Alphamale: Uhrrm...what? I don't really understand the... Lawyer Girl: Stop dodging the question! I will infer from your mumbling that you are in agreement of my assessment of the current situation. Alphamale: But I thought you were 'fairly stable' Lawyer Girl: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" Even us stable ones can go fairly crazy at times, thus I decree that your punishment shall be incessant phonecalls and perky text messages from me wondering why you haven't got in touch, reminding you of my existence and general pestering. This shall last for an unprecise duration of time - the amount of time required to freak you out, irritate you and generally push you towards the edge of insanity and will peter out only when the crushing realisation hits that you just weren't into me from the offset. Alpahmale: I'm experiencing an overwhelming sense of deja vu, but not only that, I've learned a valuable lesson your honour. It's a fair cop
Mary3 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 hahahaha pb What if the lawyer chick sues you for alienation of affection , cruel and unsual treatment and neglect if you decide to ignore her ?..
sid3 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 or for discrimination for not providing oral services, based on some of the other threads recently, it's very important to many womento the point that it's a deal breaker if you expect to receive but fail to give. mmmh, there's something to look forward to.
Author alphamale Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 What if the lawyer chick sues you for alienation of affection , cruel and unsual treatment and neglect if you decide to ignore her ?.. then i'll sue her for being too heavy
Mary3 Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 then i'll sue her for being too heavy LOL ! She could sue you for discrimination of her pu~nah~nae....And if something changes and for some reason you get her pregnant , make sure you wear a condom. She will get you for 18 years of support
xbluudevilx Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 theyre not fat. they just eat well. go for it.
BobSacamento Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 The question is are you attracted to her? I've tried to see if I could gain attraction to overweight women before but it's too big of a turn off for me. I'd say don't do it.
harmfulsweetz Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 No, you shouldn't. I think you can't and won't get past the weight issue, as it's already a problem for you, and you haven't dated her yet.
Rudderless Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 Yeah so a few weeks ago i met this indian girl and then ran into her again this past sat nite. She is 29 and a lawyer. She's got a beautiful face and long black hair and wonderful personality. Problem is she could lose 50 lbs or so. We talked for a couple hours sat nite and exchanged numbers. The conversation was great and i had fun talking with her. I can tell she is very interested but i don't know if i can get over the weight issue. Everything else about her is great. I just can't see myself sleeping with someone that heavy (and being indian she's not going to give up the poontang easily even if she is heavy). We're supposed to get together this sat nite (we were drinking when we set this up) but i don't know if i should go thru with it. I'll let the LSers decide if i should go out with her or not. No. She's far too mature for you.
Author alphamale Posted February 1, 2010 Author Posted February 1, 2010 i decided against calling this woman and did not see her on sat nite. i think i made the right decision.
Mary3 Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 i decided against calling this woman and did not see her on sat nite. i think i made the right decision. But don't you miss her squeezable thighs ?
Hot Carl Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 She probably roared her disgust with you in between bites of turkey thigh, with little bits of meat flying in all directions.
Author alphamale Posted February 1, 2010 Author Posted February 1, 2010 But don't you miss her squeezable thighs ? look M3 for the record i don't mind girls that are a bit heavy, i've dated a number of them....but when it comes to a girl that is this heavy i have to draw the line. she had a lot of great qualities but the weight is a big turn off
TheLoneSock Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 i decided against calling this woman and did not see her on sat nite. i think i made the right decision. Yes, yes you did. If a woman cannot be bothered to stay healthy, and allows herself to get fat, then she is not a catch. No matter how many degrees she has and no matter what she puts up with.
Author alphamale Posted February 1, 2010 Author Posted February 1, 2010 She probably roared her disgust with you in between bites of turkey thigh, with little bits of meat flying in all directions. yea probably haha all the time thinking why guys blow her off
Mary3 Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 look M3 for the record i don't mind girls that are a bit heavy, i've dated a number of them....but when it comes to a girl that is this heavy i have to draw the line. she had a lot of great qualities but the weight is a big turn off Okay whats big : 5 foot 1 and 284 pounds ? 5 foot 1 and 184 pounds ? 5 foot 1 and 84 pounds ?.......... Which one would you go out with and which one( s ) would you not ?
burning 4 revenge Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 She probably roared her disgust with you in between bites of turkey thigh, with little bits of meat flying in all directions. this new guy hot carl is a trip
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