DenverBachelor Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 10. Rent Sex and the City and watch it -- alone -- with your bottle of wine and box of chocolates that you bought from Walmart on the way home from work. 9. Call your very first ex and continue through the long list until you find one who is also celebrating V-day ... alone. 8. Text your ex and write, "Hey, just want you to know I'm not thinking about you, but if you're thinking about me, maybe I really am thinking about you." 7. Go to your favorite bar with some friends and proceed to get wasted and then pocket dial your ex on purpose while talking smack about them. 6. Take a vacation to a European country and use your accent to get as much tail as possible. 5. Spend your entire day on LS reading other people's sob stories until you come across one that makes you feel slightly better about your own predicament. 4. Wink at every person within 100 miles of your zip-code on match.com on Feb 13 and hope for some action the next day. 3. Drugs. Lots of drugs. 2. Call your ex and ask them if they can taste anything different about their chocolate. 1. Reconcile by sending them 100 dozen roses, four bottles of champaign, 2 deluxe boxes of Swiss Chocolate and a 3-pack of trojans. And a teddy bear.
twinklecat Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Yet again Denver another brilliant and funny post!
madrugada Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 DB, You. are. the. ****. I wish my sister still lived in Denver. I'd try to hook you two up. And I'd have a reason to go to Denver regularly. Ever go to the Tattered Cover? I could bring a blanket and live there.
prayingshecomesback Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 I plan on going out with my fun new girl I am dating...and having wild crazy sex all night. and look at hot women on the internet all day. Boooooooooo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Angel1111 Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Since I'm not dating anyone right now, I just ignore it. I know that someday, I'll enjoy Valentine's Day again.
Author DenverBachelor Posted January 24, 2010 Author Posted January 24, 2010 DB, You. are. the. ****. I wish my sister still lived in Denver. I'd try to hook you two up. And I'd have a reason to go to Denver regularly. Ever go to the Tattered Cover? I could bring a blanket and live there. Never been to Tattered Cover. I'll have to check it out. And you always have a place to crash when you come to Denver. We'd probably spend the night bar hopping though.
counterman Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 LOL, this is so funny! I laughed so hard when I read this! 7. Go to your favorite bar with some friends and proceed to get wasted and then pocket dial your ex on purpose while talking smack about them. I particularly enjoyed this one!
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