Itzo Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 The Perfect Day for HER! 8:15 a.m. Wake up to hugs & kisses 8:30 a.m. Weight in five pounds lighter than yesterday 8:45 a.m. Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents: expensive jewery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 a.m. Soothing hot bath with grangipani bath oil. Source: Sex Money Kiss by Gene Simmons 10:00 a.m. Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 a.m. Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out. 12:00 a.m. Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe. 12:45 p.m. Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.. 1:00 p.m. Shopping with friends. 3:00 p.m. Nap. 4:00 p.m. A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer. 4:15 p.m. Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage 5:30 p.m. Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror. 7:30 p.m. Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing. 10:00 p.m. Hot shower. Alone. 10:30 p.m. Make love. 11:00 p.m. Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 11:15 p.m. Fall asleep in his big, strong arms. The Perfect Day for HIM! 6:00 a.m. Alarm. 6:15 a.m. Blow-job. 6:30 a.m. Massive dump while reading the sports section. 7:00 a.m. Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee. 7:30 a.m. Limo arrives. 7:45 a.m. Bloody Mary en route to airport. 8:15 a.m. Private jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 a.m. Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. 9:45 a.m. Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:45 a.m. Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 p.m. Blow-job. 12:30 p.m. Play back nine holes of golf course, four under 2:15 p.m. Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis. 2:30 p.m. Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. 3:15 p.m. Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew, all nude, who frequently bend over a lot displaying growlers. 4:30 p.m. Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs. 5:00 p.m. Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel (bending over naturally) 7:00 p.m. Watch CNN Newsflash. Bush resigns. Porn Legalized. 7:30 p.m. Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz. New York strip. For dessert: ice cream served on a big pair of tits. 9:00 p.m. Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar. 10:00 p.m. Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks cleansing ale. 11:00 p.m. Sex with 3 women, all with lesbian tendencies ... some bending over. 11:30 p.m. Nightcap Blow-job. 11:45 p.m. Go to bed alone. 11:50 p.m. A twenty two second fart that changes notes four times & forces dog to leave the room.
torranceshipman Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 The girls day is lame. The guys day I would definitely take, if you substitute golf for the gym, lose the farting and the BJs, swap the gender of all the hotties, and the Heineken for a martini. Also I'd read the sports section in the morning but without the dump. I'm very feminine don't ya know But then again I don't seem to be representative of most women, lol, so you've probably got it right with your post
OnlyJake Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Everyone loves pooping, not just men. A half hour seems a little ridic though.
sumdude Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Everyone loves pooping, not just men. A half hour seems a little ridic though. C'mon, that's barely enough time for the Sports section.
OnlyJake Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 C'mon, that's barely enough time for the Sports section. Read it over coffee and a bj! The best poops only take a few minutes.
Author Itzo Posted January 22, 2010 Author Posted January 22, 2010 You pay too much attention on details here
Lizzie60 Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 OMG.. that was funny... I loooved the 22 second fart..
TaraMaiden Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 You don't want to be there......Trust me. my ex- was brilliant at Purcell's Trumpet Voluntary. The encores were 5h1t, though......
Stung Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 The girls day is lame. The guys day I would definitely take, if you substitute golf for the gym, lose the farting and the BJs, swap the gender of all the hotties, and the Heineken for a martini. Also I'd read the sports section in the morning but without the dump. I'm very feminine don't ya know But then again I don't seem to be representative of most women, lol, so you've probably got it right with your post I'm with you, more or less. Swap the martini for champagne or a vodka tonic, swap both golf and the gym for a hike or a swim. And for gods sake, let me sleep in later than that. But I'm all over the boating trip, the naked dudes, the oral sex and the private jet to the Bahamas. Also, porn is already legal. Maybe you meant pot?
Author Itzo Posted January 22, 2010 Author Posted January 22, 2010 The girls day is lame. The guys day I would definitely take, if you substitute golf for the gym, lose the farting and the BJs, swap the gender of all the hotties, and the Heineken for a martini. Also I'd read the sports section in the morning but without the dump. I'm very feminine don't ya know But then again I don't seem to be representative of most women, lol, so you've probably got it right with your post I'm with you, more or less. Swap the martini for champagne or a vodka tonic, swap both golf and the gym for a hike or a swim. And for gods sake, let me sleep in later than that. But I'm all over the boating trip, the naked dudes, the oral sex and the private jet to the Bahamas. Also, porn is already legal. Maybe you meant pot? Ok, I can live with that You two are an exception ... in fact I believe most women would rather be like that ... but they just do not want to admit it to themselves
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