bananaboat11 Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top. Boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling & getting hurt. So, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, theyre amazing.... They just have to wait for the right boy to come, one who's brave to climb to the top of the tree. The trouble is that crappy boys regularly climb to the top of the tree, and as such the apples up there have built defenses against all boys that do climb to the top... so when brave and good boys climb to the top, the apples refuse to be picked, and the boys fall to the ground anyway. After several attempts, the boy rubs his head after yet another... See More fall, and says you know what, screw it, there's an apple right here. Then the apples at the top wonder what happened to all the good guys.
USMCHokie Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Your analogy works. Elegant in its simplicity. But if I wanted an apple, I'd just buy one from the grocery store...?
OpenGL Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Most boys won't get the apples at the top or bottom.
USMCHokie Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Most boys won't get the apples at the top or bottom. Because they don't want to walk up to the tree.
EricaH329 Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 I have a really big apple tree in my backyard, I mow up all of the gross apples that fall on the ground But in all seriousness, that was a good analogy Rob.
Ramen Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 Because they don't want to walk up to the tree. I agree. This sounds a lot like me, though I'm trying to change that now.
torranceshipman Posted January 22, 2010 Posted January 22, 2010 True! Probably the same for the really good guys, too. I've often seen women go on about how they'd feel intimidated by guys who are 'too' good looking or whatever, and then settle for someone less 'perfect'. Wtf, I think those guys are great, haha
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