kateriyan Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 She was standing in the kitchen Preparing to poach eggs for breakfast, Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
Bejita463 Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 The food would end up undercooked, were I used as a timer in that way. ... Uh... I meant burnt! BURNT! The house would be on fire due to my mythic proportions of stamina!
torranceshipman Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 The food would end up undercooked, were I used as a timer in that way. ... Uh... I meant burnt! BURNT! The house would be on fire due to my mythic proportions of stamina! hahaha!
Mr White Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 6 minutes, the time necessary to get the eggs soft, is plenty of time for an o; deal with it.
TaraMaiden Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 6 minutes is a goose egg. 6 minutes for a hen's egg is bordering on the hard-boiled. I like my eggs well hard. (Read that any way you want...... )
New_Life08 Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 I sent this to my bf and he wrote back that he could be the timer for a slow cooker too!! LOL.
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