Orchid8 Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 U sho stuborn. Written out exactly like that. lol To add- this is from a guy I met at the gym, talked to a few times but had no chemistry so a first date never happened. Nice guy though.
quankanne Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 LOL, it's actually pretty funny. I'd called my nephew, who is in the Army, for a chat, and I hear in the background, "Hey, are you talking to a chick? I want to talk to a chick. Let me talk to her ... please, I gotta talk to her ... i don't care if she's your aunt, let me talk to her, pleaaaaassssseeee ..." so after a bit of an embarrassed apology for his friend, the boy puts his roommate on the phone. "hey ... you got a real nice voice. I'll bet you're real pretty. You sound really, really nice. You married? You are? He must be one lucky guy, because you got a real nice voice (I crack up laughing) ... why are you laughing? You sound really hot ... what? You're old enough to be my mom? (pause) ... you got a *really* nice voice ..." the boy then wrestles the phone away from his friend, apologizing profusely :lmao:
Satisfaction Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Its very late I know, I missed out on many things you should have called me ages ago. This was a message I got from a guy I had met on a dating site and had been talking to for about a week. I added him on Facebook at about 12 at night and this came though at 4am.
New_Life08 Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 *HIGH* go home clear yur mind. Still don't know who that was from...
Lillypetal Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 I stil uvv uuu. From an ex-bf who i had not seen or spoken too in over a year. The best part was in the morning when i got a sheepish apologie text.
tigressA Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 LOL, it's actually pretty funny. I'd called my nephew, who is in the Army, for a chat, and I hear in the background, "Hey, are you talking to a chick? I want to talk to a chick. Let me talk to her ... please, I gotta talk to her ... i don't care if she's your aunt, let me talk to her, pleaaaaassssseeee ..." so after a bit of an embarrassed apology for his friend, the boy puts his roommate on the phone. "hey ... you got a real nice voice. I'll bet you're real pretty. You sound really, really nice. You married? You are? He must be one lucky guy, because you got a real nice voice (I crack up laughing) ... why are you laughing? You sound really hot ... what? You're old enough to be my mom? (pause) ... you got a *really* nice voice ..." the boy then wrestles the phone away from his friend, apologizing profusely :lmao: :lmao: This is awesomely hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes. The strangest drunk text I ever got was "Hey Amanda, come over so we can all hang out" from a guy I'd done a group project with my first year of college. He lives in a different state, and Amanda is not my name...
Crazy Magnet Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 I had an ex call me up once at 2am, hammered, and wanted me to give him a blow by blow of my thoughts on his penis, his bedroom skills, and how they compared to my other boyfriends. We hadn't been together in almost a year, so it sort of caught me off guard!
tami-chan Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 "baby...I am on my way to see you....want to be with you...driving right now' (Hmmmm....really? driving, huh? all the way to Japan?) CLICK.
meerkat stew Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 It was a text from a woman after we had had a single date from the net. She had called a couple days after the date, and I told her in a nice way that I didn't think things were going to work out for a second date. She sent me a one word text: "commitmentphobe"
Disillusioned Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 Hoo boy... if you're getting calls or texts from drunkos, you have problems
Leia Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 I was out with a guy and a few of our friends. We had a pretty awesome night. At 3am, I received a "nice" compliment. "Yuo r soooo ptewry lke bfed potttt" I reckoned he was using a phone with Qwerty .... I think he meant Brad Pitt? Yea. I'm female so I have no idea how I could look like Brad Pitt.
D-Lish Posted January 23, 2010 Posted January 23, 2010 It She sent me a one word text: "commitmentphobe" Lol. That's funny. The last drunken text I got was: hye dee wheieom wehangifn oit agaus lol.
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